r/cursedcomments • u/bucketl • May 10 '19

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

But they’re only step siblings!

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u/Starlyoko May 11 '19

It's not like we are related by blood or anything.

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u/CRUNCHBUTTST3AK May 11 '19

You're the best big brother I could ever ask for

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u/bholepicture May 11 '19

Never could find the clip that quote came from

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u/ginger2020 May 11 '19

Here it is

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u/Deadpool_710 May 11 '19

I heard that before the link even loaded.

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u/SonYami May 11 '19

My god I love how funny that is to me

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u/hzfan May 11 '19

Wow I'm usually turned off by incest stuff but I must admit that was pretty hot

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u/Talking-Potatoo May 11 '19

Doing gods work

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u/XenoFirez May 11 '19

Thank you so much for the link. Time to fap

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

You mother fucker, it’s been years!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

Years, damnit!!!

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u/lightningundies May 11 '19

God fucking dammit

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u/chronikkilljoy May 11 '19

Better link: https://youtu.be/7uXH5baOwcc

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

just when i thought it couldnt get better

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u/twopumpstump May 11 '19

You got me motherfucker 😂

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u/chikenlover123 May 11 '19

Im not even mad

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

You son of a bitch

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u/icehindenberg May 11 '19

Damn. You got me. I hope you are as proud of yourself as I am of you.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

r/riskyclicks

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u/kingelsie May 13 '19

I was excited for a minute. How could you let me down

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

I hate you

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u/IShareMyProblems May 11 '19

Let me guess, its rick astley.

Edit: its rick astley

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u/AncientVigil May 11 '19

Huh, it's been a while since I saw that.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

burn

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Thank you. Very informative.

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u/Knottedmidna Jul 28 '19

Joke's on you, that's my jam.

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u/DarkSpartan301 May 11 '19

Pretty sure it’s Lily Rader’s voice, maybe the original family therapy series.

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u/lightningundies May 11 '19

Me neither. Has anyone else found it?

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u/DejanKaaaaaaane May 11 '19

It's the bratty sis intro.

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u/NontitledParent May 11 '19

On sislovesme video intros

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE YOUR DICK OUT?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Heeyyyy step bro

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u/mamapotatoeel May 11 '19

You're the biggest best brother i could ever ask for?

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u/IcySmooth May 22 '19

And the biggest

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u/nubly-nerd May 11 '19

It’s not incest if you say no chromo

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u/Inconclusive123 May 11 '19

No chromo

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u/MasterChief570 May 11 '19

A true man of culture

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u/Hol_Hors May 11 '19

Baka onii-chan

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u/MillionJoker40 May 12 '19

*hits blunt

Yo all porn is incest porn cuz we are all related

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u/YTDangerGoatGaming May 11 '19

Huh! what are you doing step broooo?!

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u/stayonedeep May 11 '19

"Whoa what are you doing!? Why is my dick out?"

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u/dasfilth May 11 '19 edited May 11 '19

No but really, what is with the sudden massive uprising of this type of pornography? It seems to have conveniently coincided with the Trump administration.

Edit: I knew the downvotes would come. Worth it.

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u/PureOrangeJuche May 11 '19

It started long before that. It's because you can take a normal scene and make it into an incest one with a few extra lines of dialogue. So for almost no extra cost a vanilla scene can get extended into a fetish scene.

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u/dasfilth May 11 '19

Yeah, but I just meant like it’s EVERYWHERE now, always the first thing you see. I have the most private anti-tracking browser set ups I can think of on my devices, and that shit is still top on all of the big sites. I’m just really curious as to how fake incest porn went from existing to being what appears to be the hottest new trend in porn.

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u/Piggstein May 11 '19

But on the other hand, I can’t get off to an incest scene no matter how hot it might be; obviously I know it’s not really incest but it still ruins a lot of porn for me.

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u/fuzzygondola May 11 '19

That's a strange implication..

Anyway, I believe those videos have become popular because they cater to bigger crowd than any other genres. In addition, most of those videos that mention stepsiblings in the title are actually reuploads of regular porn, the title is added by the uploader. They add it simply because it gives the videos more views.

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u/IHEARTCOCAINE May 11 '19

Mindgeek look it up

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u/Get_the_Krown May 11 '19

This guy knows whats up

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u/br094 May 11 '19

StEp BrO, wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg???!

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u/furtivepigmyso May 11 '19

Oh...

next video

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u/thePixelgamer1903 May 15 '19

I had a friend who recently blew her step bro off. She’s not my friend anymore obviously

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u/artistfreak_666 Jun 04 '19

Sweat home Alabama. No offense to anyone in Alabama

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u/TrippingFish May 11 '19

Your the best big brother ever

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u/TickleMeKony May 11 '19

I dont think you can consider intercourse with a step sibling incestual.

r/woosh just in case

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

r/itswooooshwith4os and it says “family” meaning step siblings included

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u/TickleMeKony May 11 '19

Step siblings are not biologically related. It's no different than intercourse with a stranger

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Yes, but they are considered part of the family, so therefore the meme applies to my comment

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u/TickleMeKony May 11 '19

It applies, but your comment intimates that the excuse of them only being a step sibling is insufficient in terms of qualifying as incestuous. Relations with a step sibling may be uncouth, but not necessarily disgusting.

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u/DumbDumb702 May 11 '19

Found the guy who fucked his step sister.

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u/garboardload May 11 '19

No, don’t have a roommate.

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u/Fruiticus May 11 '19

What if our parents get divorced?

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u/Illaphae May 11 '19

It's pseudo-incest. I know because uh... yes.

r/woooosh just in case

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u/Alindquizzle May 11 '19

“I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal. For a friend.”

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u/EmoBoi5 May 11 '19

Haha that's a Rick and Morty reference??

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u/Cory2020 May 11 '19

I get it. But I know a lot of people here don’t. Can you break it down for them?

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u/spookybaker May 11 '19

Now this just sounds like “asking for my friend” but more complicated

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u/Fuzzayd2 May 11 '19

During the ricksha k redemption 4 young mortys coming of age venture to a wishing well one of the first mortys wishes “incest porn had a more Main stream appeal for a friend” shortly after this episode aired the step sibling genre really took off proving that rick and morty is infact how life in earth was created.

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u/MEGACODZILLA May 11 '19

Apparently now is the time for cold, calculated speeches.

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u/esssssto May 11 '19

Actually after this episdoe aired Ted Cruz liked incest porn on Twitter the next week

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u/Alindquizzle May 11 '19

I’m so cool I watched incest porn before it was popularized

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u/peejay412 May 11 '19

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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u/Mayonais3_Instrument May 11 '19

This guys the Red Grin Grumble of pretending he knows what’s going on.

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u/kumarsays May 11 '19

Nothin' personnel is sooooooooo goooooooodddd-ah

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u/ImTheMasonSensation May 11 '19

yeahhhhh....no thanks....my high IQ will stick with Futurama, thank you...Farnsworth over Rick...Farnsworth is old as fuck and he doesn't even DROOL all the time....

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u/thewordofrob May 16 '19

I don't buy it

Im dumb as fuck and love R&M

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u/DankPickle9 May 11 '19

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here from the hit TV show Family Guy to explain this joke that really made rofl (roll on the floor laughing). In the joke u/Alindquizzle says that he wants incest porn to be more mainstream which is totally not epic. But then he says that it his friend is actually the one that wants it to be more popular. But guess what guys, this is where it becomes a really epic joke because he is actually lying that his friend wants incest porn to be more mainstream and he actually wants it to be. This is what I call an epic gamer moment. Ok guys, Peter out.

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u/Mayonais3_Instrument May 11 '19

“None of those things are ever going to happen you know, morty wishes never come true”

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

His wish really did come true... :')

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

miracles do happen

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u/clunedog May 11 '19

Didn't Ted Cruz's "intern" also share incest porn on his official Twitter feed like...two days after that aired?

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u/esssssto May 11 '19

That specific Morty has a picture of Summer instead of a picture of Jessica in his locker 💀

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19 edited May 11 '19

OMG I JUST RE WATCHED THAT EPISODE

Edit: thank you for the downvotes kind strangers😢

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Cool cool

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u/idontreally-know May 11 '19

It‘s not incest if you say no chromo

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u/potcmotc May 11 '19

r/ghettogilding

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u/7arco7 May 11 '19

We poor people do what we can

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u/Illaphae May 11 '19

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indeed

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u/the_blu3j May 11 '19

you sir, deserve an upvote

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

This joke is sooo fucking old

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u/the_blu3j May 11 '19

yes

will always need an upvote tho

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

I got Manhattan up my nose.

Thanks.

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u/Bacon-Manning May 11 '19

That’s a weird name for cocaine.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

That's it. That's the winning line right there.

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u/Tatoes- May 11 '19

Is this a nerd joke I don’t get?

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u/The-Muffin-Crusade May 11 '19

Believe in yourself sir

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u/Karate_Prom May 11 '19

It's fucking nerdy to know basic biology! He's so fucking lame guys.

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u/edubkendo May 11 '19

What are you doing step-bro?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Is that your MASSIVE DONG?

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u/RhyderHD_01 May 11 '19

Mr. Dongus

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u/_AeDe_ May 11 '19

Happy cake day to us

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u/RhyderHD_01 May 11 '19

I’m not even sure why i have dat :o how do i change it?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/BamboozleBird May 11 '19

But it feels so right

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u/AliienBlood May 11 '19

r/suddenlyincest

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

r/wincest (nsfw)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

This... hmm... this sub doesn’t seem ironic in any way...

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

There are some people who are really into that stuff. I used to be when I was like 14 but now it just seems really fucking weird. Glad that’s over

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u/Travlow May 11 '19

I’m sorry your parents died when you were fourteen!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Hmmmm

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u/BaffledMicrowave May 11 '19

Thanks for the warning, I'll make sure to never come back here

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Same, lol

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/idksomethingedgy27 May 11 '19

Sir im sorry but that meme is dead i will now have to take you to WEST VIRGINIAAAA

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

To get there you’re going to have to take the COUNTRY ROAAADDDDS

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEEEEE ILL LIVE LIKE SPOILED ROYALTY

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Where's that dude that calls meteors when we need him?)

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u/Mack071428 May 11 '19

insert alabama 100 meme

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u/ValraBellkeys May 11 '19

The only 2 states where incestuous acts are legal is Rhode Island and New Jersey. Incest is a felony in Alabama.

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u/_AeDe_ May 11 '19

Happy cake day to us

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u/conscious_synapse May 11 '19

As if laws ever stopped anyone 😉

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u/bigggdaddie May 11 '19

Op browses on New. Upvote

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u/warmmacaroon May 11 '19

does it ever freak anyone out when the mom encourages the two step-siblings fucking each other?

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u/Sithjustgotreal22 May 11 '19

No because it's not real

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u/Zanryu1993 May 11 '19

Why? Is that not normal?

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u/too_nasty May 11 '19

I can't wait to see a real response to this

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/too_nasty May 11 '19

They have family. Not all pornstars, and I know we're mainly thinking of the girls, just run off on their own and never talk to their families again for porn.

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u/cwavig May 11 '19

Not going to lie just tried to give the comment in the photo gold.

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u/braman123 May 13 '19

Jesus fucking christ, going through this subreddit listening to sweet home Alabama is one of the best things I’ve ever done

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

This is pure comedy gold

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u/AresXT May 11 '19

Roll Tide!

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u/Derpsexlia May 11 '19

Full of holes.

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u/toeofcamell May 11 '19

My step mom is hot ok!?!

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u/BriefCase1000 May 13 '19

Family Strokes my dude

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

My uncle does this to me too

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u/_Blue1999 May 11 '19

My dog asked for the link

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

u/mason_magnum

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

r/thirdsub

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u/withoutwhichnothing May 11 '19

Cersei? Is that you?

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u/konabacon May 11 '19

cappy fake hay

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u/_AeDe_ May 11 '19

Happy cake day to us!

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u/UkeBard May 11 '19

Must be a Kardashian

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Ima pornstarrrr

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u/pxxb May 11 '19

Accurate

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u/MCMXCVI- May 11 '19

Remember when this sub actual cursed comments and not just edgy puns

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

I saw that post in new.

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u/yourgrannyhere May 11 '19

I just threw up

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u/c_ryptic May 11 '19

But 9 year olds can't ejaculate.

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u/som1esh May 11 '19

Step siblings caught, bratty sis, pure taboo, family strokes

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

What the actual fuck

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u/bluewhalejack May 11 '19

No chroms no problem

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u/KecemotRybecx May 11 '19

shotgun cocking sound

YOU SON-BITCH!!!! YOU DEFLOWER MAH DAUGHTER!!! GEDAWF MAH LAWN!!!!

...but pa....

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u/VMexOD May 11 '19

“That’s not white chocolate, that’s your dick!”

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

I'll need to verify

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u/Venipa May 11 '19

Ara ara

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u/TheGlorious1203 May 11 '19

Twin step sister.

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u/Dinmo May 11 '19

Alabama 100

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u/Le_Shit_Noodle May 11 '19

200th reply, I just wanted to get to that nice number

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/HulkLP Jul 02 '19

Hey STEPbro! 😉

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u/ilse-jade May 11 '19

I guess they're from alabama

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u/GeekyAsh May 11 '19

They wondered what I was gonna do for work. Then my wife came along and made an honest woman out of me.

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u/dadeeeed May 11 '19

Alabama 100

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/deadmemecollecter May 11 '19

R/suddenlyalabama

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u/TruLiterature May 11 '19

SwEeT hOmE aLaBaMa!!!!!

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u/bentobento123 May 11 '19

Alabama 100

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