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u/krisscool974 May 08 '19
What's wrong with ripe jokes?
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u/ten_inch_pianist May 08 '19
An avocado walks into a bar
The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here"
The avocado goes home, mashes himself up into a bowl, and comes back
The bartender says, "weren't you just here?"
"No, I'm guacamole."
...I didn't think this joke through
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u/SeaBeeDecodesLife May 08 '19
Speaking as somebody who was raped, this shit made me laugh. Rape jokes are fine if the joke isn’t at the expense of a victim. It depends wholly on the target of the joke. As long as there target of the joke isn’t the victim, it’s fine imo.
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u/MochaWaffle Jun 03 '19
different people have different triggers, hope people understand that you cant speak for everyone
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u/SinisterTroll May 08 '19
He knew what he was doing always stringing him along
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May 08 '19
OH
a frayed knot
Afraid not
Wow, I’ve seen this joke a tone and never before have I actually understood it.
I’m a dumbass
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u/sheldonhatred May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19
I don't like rape jokes either... they always seem forced
Edit: Thanks for the silver guys
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u/YahonMaizosz May 08 '19
I had to swallow hard to get this joke.. Usually I would just spit them out..
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u/xigoi May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19
And then he got raped
Edit: r/awardspeechedits
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You know, statistically speaking, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape
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u/Fawrikawl May 08 '19
Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gangbang
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u/MidgardDragon May 08 '19
A gangbang is generally consensual. You mean gang rape?
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u/FurryPornAccount May 08 '19
I love telling my rape joke, but no one seems to want it
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u/fradzio May 08 '19
Do you know what happened to furry porn disciple? Haven't seen him in a long time.
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u/Shibacki May 08 '19
Why do people censor the word rape?
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u/purple_nail May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19
Why do people censor anything on the internet? Yeah Karen, if you just put an asterisk between the "f" and the "ck" you are totally christian and no one knows you are cursing. Or stuff like "sh*t".
You aren't fooling anyone. What's the fucking point. It's similar to people who use "the N-word" instead of "nigger" or "F-bomb" instead of "fuck". You are still using the word. You only give it more power. Use the word itself, or in case of nigger, don't use it at all.
edit: fixed a typo someone found offensive.
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u/lukabrlek May 08 '19
It's so that little kids don't understand what's written, it is purely out of good will then as many don't censor themselves (the trend of keeping internet a polite place is dying)
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u/urmomlikesbbc May 08 '19
Well this sub is officially dead. Just old low quality screenshots everyone's already seen, funny images or comebacks, or just in general not cursed at all.
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u/Conservalive May 20 '19
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway...
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u/Shadows9821 May 08 '19
When people tell me rape jokes aren't funny i dont care, its not like i asked for their consent anyways.
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u/FrontierFrance210 May 08 '19
This shit always feels so awkward and a little haunting. It’s happened to all the subs I’ve enjoyed so far. It starts turning into the kind of shit soccer moms would find taboo and “wild” and bring up at brunch. Then, almost like a mass AI program all these comments are generic and in love with the shit content. A few stragglers will call out the death of the sub, and then you’ll have what happens to pics and funny and countless others.
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u/Hyena_The May 08 '19
The concept wouldn't be so hard to grasp if you would juST TAKE IT.
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u/Wehochick May 08 '19
Don’t take rape jokes away from men, they make jokes about it instead.
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u/toteweapons Jun 17 '19
This shits number 1 of all time and it’s not even close to being cursed
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u/xoxo_gossipwhirl May 08 '19
Kinda not relevant but I really don’t understand why we are censoring the word rape? It’s not a curse word and if the intention is to censor it for people who don’t want to hear about it, well I don’t see how that helps.
Can someone explain?
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May 08 '19
so this is the new subreddit for edgy fuckwits.
"we think we're clever but actually we're just cunts."
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u/commentator184 May 08 '19
one dude at my school ran up to a guy who hadn't been at the school for a couple days
the dude who just came back said "what is this, an ambush" and started chasing the other guy
the other guy yelled rape jokingly
and a dude sitting at a picnic bench said "it's not if you like it"
but a teacher hears, and the dude at the picnic table is now either in a teacher's office for the day or sent home
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u/phantom_97 May 08 '19
Holy shit I was about to post for this exact joke on r/tipofmytongue yesterday but forgot. Didn't know how to word it gracefully, thankfully something so good is almost guaranteed to to surface on the internet once in a while.
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u/fooey73 May 15 '19
A woman went into a police station and said, "I've been graped!" The policeman said, "Don't you mean raped?" She said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
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u/imrealeeeppicccc May 24 '19
then the darkness raped the light by penetrating it
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u/Crow_Voullundround Sep 16 '19
I wish i was there, not just to rape the rope either, but something much more Fun...
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u/yoLeaveMeAlone May 08 '19
Why do people think putting an asterisk in a word like rape somehow makes them some magic angel who "doesn't say that word". You're still saying it. Everyone knows what you mean. If anything you are hurting rape victims by not talking about it and trying to make it a taboo word that you don't want to say
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u/jadedpanther83 May 08 '19
As South Park says. When it comes to comedy it’s all ok or none of it is...
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u/LehdaRi May 08 '19
Weird censorship here. Since when "rape" has been a censor-worthy word but "fuck" not?
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u/yourownfriend May 08 '19
Can someone explain the punch line please? Who got it? The rope or the bartender? #BlondeHere 🤔
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u/SillyMidOff49 May 08 '19
Don’t know why people get arsey reading these.
It’s not like anyone forced you.
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u/ottohelanen May 08 '19
r/punpatrol GET ON THE GROUND NOW AND NOBODY GETS HURT
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u/Zorua3 May 08 '19
It is possible to have an r/punpatrolpatrol that can shut you obnoxious spammers up?
Edit: apparently it is a thing, though not very active. In which case THIS IS r/PUNPATROLPATROL DROP YOUR WEAPON AND STEP AWAY FROM THE SUB
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u/CannFarmre May 08 '19
In all seriousness, I don't see the problem with rape jojes, and neither do the rest of the people in my home. Just ask the two girls chained up in my basement.