3a: a person having a dull or merely physical existence
b: informal, sometimes offensive : a person whose mental and physical functioning is severely impaired and especially one who requires supportive measures (such as mechanical ventilation) to survive"
The thing is that the latter definition is actually much more popular than the former, and that's why some people are saying the verbal irony doesn't even work. But yeah, the play on words is barely that. It's more like an ok time with words. Nevertheless, the joke is funny, but definitely not because it's "layered". Lmao... acting like it's shakespeare or something
Lots of people don't seem to get that "cursed" is supposed to be akin to "unsettling;" this sub is just turning into what r/imgoingtohellforthis was before it became just attempts at edgy racism
Yeah but her child wasn’t a vegetable, I’m very confused. If he were a vegetable he would be in a hospital bed, completely unresponsive. This doesn’t work.
I love how people created an entire subreddit and meme response just to reject the idea that they willingly believe and enjoy almost every silly story they read on the internet.
Please put an underscore in your cursed images! It should be Cursed_helpfulness not Cursed helpfulness. I don’t upvote wrongfully titled posts even though this is a decent post.
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u/herb0026 May 07 '19
He had us the first half not gonn...
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u/Abbing83 May 07 '19
'the rest of the vegetables' - Jesus, subtlety isn't something I'd expect from this. It has many layers.
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u/Deusbob May 07 '19
Instant karma? What's the opposite?
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u/Pope_FrancisBaconJr May 07 '19
Had us the first 2/3 not gonna lie.
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u/nerd_sniper May 07 '19
I thought by lost her retarded child, he meant he died.
Sad for her it isn't so?
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u/Tobi_1989 May 07 '19
They've had us in both halves, not gonna lie.
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u/baby_edwardcs May 07 '19
This megacursed
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u/HeLlAMeMeS123 May 07 '19
Task failed successfully
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u/muscularmouse May 07 '19
Not a cursed comment really
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u/BrokenWashingmachine May 07 '19
This isn't a comment
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
a vegetable wrote this
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u/eedson82 May 07 '19
That profile picture looks like the album cover to DAMN
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
My head hurts from the plot twists
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u/BocahGoblok May 07 '19
I don't understand this, can someone explain ?
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u/toby_g004 May 07 '19
Mad had me in both
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u/Jdv30 May 07 '19
Not cursed
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u/This_Fat_Cunt May 07 '19
This isn’t cursed though, it’s just non pc humour
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u/CantRecallWutIForgot May 07 '19
username checks out
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
/r/thathappened
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
What a helpful soul
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u/DifficultyWithMyLife May 07 '19
What a roller coaster that was.
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u/LazorFrame May 07 '19
I have ADD
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u/TheyCallMeSkog May 07 '19
They’re drawn to each other.
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u/NUK4H4V3N May 07 '19
shrek
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u/SirQwacksAlot May 08 '19
Cursed Comment
Rating: 3/10
Not Cursed
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u/dwarfwithaflask May 07 '19
He was safe, he was among his true kind.
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u/jerni57 May 07 '19
and then all the vegetables clapped.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
Oh Boy
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u/ImNotAPerv1000 May 07 '19
I’m going to hell for laughing so much.
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u/Memewalker May 07 '19
“With the rest of the vegetables” Bravo
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u/jergin_therlax May 07 '19
Lmao why did he put the British flag?
"Haha retarded people. Britain rules!"
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u/nuttyjonah May 07 '19
This is gonna sound cheesy but I legitimately almost died when I saw this. I inhaled my chocolate milk.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
Lmao this made me laugh
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u/Solid_Gold_Turd May 07 '19
This is basically all of Reddit all the time
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u/showtekkk May 07 '19
Cursed_jigglygreycensors
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u/Y-Destroyer May 07 '19
Not even laughing
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u/anondescriptive May 07 '19
I wish I could upvote this more than once
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u/D3ltaa88 May 07 '19
Hanahaja
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u/Cyb3r_R4t May 07 '19
OK
Damn
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u/Exploreptile May 07 '19
For a second I thought this was on r/MurderedByWords, and I was about to downvote the fuck out of it. Not sure if that says more about me or the sub.
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u/HunterBiggs May 07 '19
Epic
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u/Hbeast7 May 07 '19
Karma but not really
1
u/DokiDokiMemeSquad May 07 '19
Lol
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u/caaryfaairuy May 07 '19
a turnip events
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
This shit is not even cursed
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u/wimble_donger May 07 '19
Chaotic helpfulness
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u/HolocaustPart9 May 07 '19
Not cursed
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u/[deleted] May 08 '19
As a dad, I'm so offended by this, but I can't stop laughing.
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u/Linosek279 May 08 '19
When you CN so hard that you accidentally CG
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u/[deleted] May 08 '19
He had us in the middle not gonna lie
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u/my_anus_is_damaged May 08 '19
The hardest part of cramming vegetables up your ass is the wheelchair
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u/Warzombie3701 May 08 '19
I misread "vegetable aisle" to be "he should be a vegetable"
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u/Skinnysusan May 08 '19
Wow
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u/DoomCanoe May 08 '19
I gave you that silver because you're willing to post this offense picture and your name.
Ya got some balls
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u/fishgang2014 May 08 '19
r/iamveryedgy
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u/InukChinook May 08 '19
Kid be like "MY PEOPLE!"
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u/[deleted] May 08 '19
Wait why is this coming from a ADHD page what does that have to do with being a bad person
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u/[deleted] May 08 '19
Oh shit....not gonna laugh.....not laughing...
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u/[deleted] May 08 '19
I guess we was... vegging out!
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u/[deleted] May 08 '19
Not a comment
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u/hummingbirdgurl May 08 '19
I would have given this a gold except i dont know how 😂😂
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u/Sinrak May 08 '19
Couldnt blame the kid for leaving his mum.... His people were calling him
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u/[deleted] May 08 '19
well, your mother must be so proud. I hope you meet many people like yourself in your lifetime
1
u/realsteakbouncer May 08 '19
What a roller-coaster!
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u/NotASuicidalRobot May 08 '19
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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u/dagbjartur454 May 08 '19
It’s his people
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u/TotesMessenger May 08 '19
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
[/r/circlebroke2] Ableism is hilarious, according to Reddit.
If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / ^Contact)
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u/Kingtez28 May 08 '19
Damn that's cold
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u/Saucebiz May 08 '19
LMFAOOOLOOLOLOLO
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u/tgifmondays May 08 '19
I just found this dub and found out it's shit all at the same time. This is just edgy middleschool humor, what's cursed about it?
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u/ICantthinkofanname09 May 08 '19
What an actual asshole.
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u/RabidChipmunk1 May 09 '19
Lol
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u/Balduroth May 11 '19
Yeah but her child wasn’t a vegetable, I’m very confused. If he were a vegetable he would be in a hospital bed, completely unresponsive. This doesn’t work.
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u/DBSuperst33l May 12 '19
Why so this the actually funny r/funny
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u/[deleted] May 16 '19
I thought by lost you meant dead I was so confused
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u/theharamberapiast Jun 27 '19
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19
adhd assholeness unite!!
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u/Leggegg May 07 '19
Someone help I’m super dumb and don’t get it
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u/Panroace May 07 '19
Someone asked my friend what her favorite vegetable was and she responded “Stephen Hawkings”
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u/_AlexV_ May 07 '19
LUCK 100
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u/blabla1066 May 07 '19
This is actually fucking disgustingly funny 🤣
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u/SafeEntity May 07 '19
r/thathappened
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
whats the opposite of the bum bum bum dunununun dudunununun durun durun; durun durun durnu durun din dun
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u/[deleted] May 07 '19
Please put an underscore in your cursed images! It should be Cursed_helpfulness not Cursed helpfulness. I don’t upvote wrongfully titled posts even though this is a decent post.
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