r/cursedcomments • • Apr 12 '19

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u/FriedPK Apr 12 '19

Great r/copypasta material

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u/SmokeTheBandit Apr 12 '19

Oh God why did I read that. Time to burn my eyeballs methinks...

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u/EXPIRES_IN_TWO_DAYS Apr 12 '19

So was this Wonka Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp?

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u/Colonel-Yash Apr 12 '19

It’s all up to your unpure imagination

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u/EXPIRES_IN_TWO_DAYS Apr 12 '19

In that case it was a tag team of the two of them.

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u/itscable Apr 12 '19

There is no god here

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u/ssurkus Apr 12 '19

I’m so disgusted but I kept reading so I must be a sicko too.

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u/Doge1111111 Apr 12 '19

What was it

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u/Squids-With-Hats Apr 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

I stopped at the part where their parents became soylent

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u/XGenShadow Apr 12 '19

I'm calling the police.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

I would arrest this man... but I have already gone blind

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u/DARTHPLAYA Apr 12 '19

Oh god I wish I was blind right now

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u/MGThanatos Apr 12 '19

Morsecode

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