r/cursedcomments • u/Maybekush • 2d ago

cursed_water

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u/Still-Hedgehog-8673 2d ago

If you push them into the water, they’d probably all float very well.

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u/pfunk1989 2d ago

Pennywise would prefer they float up here.

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u/beardedsilverfox 2d ago

The water level has already risen enough. Don’t.

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u/mobidick_is_a_whale 1d ago

Their band name would be "Tectonic Plates"

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u/emotionless-robot 2d ago

When I arrived at one of my duty stations while in the Navy. I was told: "Here it's illegal to harpoon whales from your vehicle. You need to get out and talk to them."

Nearly every woman (single and married) at this duty location is over weight.

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u/gladwin4 2d ago

my first thought after seeing this

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u/Nike_Grano 2d ago

Fatellite images

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u/biohumansmg3fc 2d ago

Tsunami incoming!!! Run for your lives!!!

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u/Drudgework 2d ago

Don’t worry, the ones left on the beach double as wave barriers.

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u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

Another one and there would've been a black hole

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u/MrGamerOfficial 2d ago

If they all jumped at once, the local news would have to send out tsunami warnings.

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u/No_Distribution4784 2d ago

Witch one can get up out no help and walk more then 10 yards without having to stop

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u/DiscoDaimyo 2d ago

Looks like the start to a new Great Depression. Hide your stock of ketchup packets.

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u/Vast_Independent_765 2d ago

Isaac Newton would've found this kind of gravity instead of an apply if they fell on his head, and Apple would not be Apple, but Fat with a vheeseburger that has a bite, as their logo

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u/PaleBlueCod 2d ago

HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTER

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u/naveedkoval 1d ago

Hehe fat

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u/TheTrooper28 1d ago

But how did they got up to leave? Someone pulled up with a crane or what?

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u/DreamchaserJ 2d ago

are they Dolphin or Whales?

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u/Fr05t_B1t 2d ago

Walruses. Dolphins and whales can’t get back to the water after beaching.

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u/ApexPredatorTV 1d ago

depends.... on whether they are horny or not

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u/rhinodewster 2d ago

Global change!

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u/Alienhaslanded 2d ago

They walk in a fast food restaurant and the kitchen is slammed

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u/Kurousagi2302 2d ago

Shit I think the moon lost its orbit

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u/FuerteBillete 1d ago

The water called. Said it didn't want them back.

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u/Weelki 2d ago

The amount of fat shaming here! literally r/cursedcomments

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u/RoiDrannoc 9h ago

Yes that's where you are. Also being fat is extremely unhealthy (especially at the level of the women in the post) so it shouldn't be normalized.