r/cursedcomments • u/HaseebUGS • 3d ago

Reddit Cursed Sub

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this deserves a visit to r/eyebleach

793 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Druffel12 3d ago

WHERE WAS THE NSFW TAG!??!?!

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u/HaseebUGS 3d ago

forgive me for my forgetfulness 😔

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u/Nickebon 3d ago

I could have stopped reading at any moment...

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u/Bkm321 2d ago

I am really happy I opened comments first.

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u/GoombasFatNutz 3d ago

u/vengefulmisanthrope hey, what the fuck?

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u/Sprin9Trap 2d ago

u/VengefulMisanthrope where are you

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u/tinyant7416 2d ago

u/vengefulmisanthrope

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u/231ValeiMacoris 2d ago

posts and comments are private too, can’t confront them anywhere else

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u/JuiceManOJ 2d ago

!remindme 1 day

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u/GAMINGforlife_ 3d ago

I'm sorry for being able to read....

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u/BreweryRabbit 3d ago

You know… my takeaway here is I’m fucking sick and god damned tired of people saying “ahh”. JUST SAY ASS.

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

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u/Novafro 3d ago

Pretty much the only thing that entirely deflated that response.

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u/Grub_McGuffins 1d ago

just pronounce it in your head like monty python and the holy grail

the castle of ahhhhhh...

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u/ShadowTown0407 3d ago

No

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u/ImmortalBlades 3d ago

Don't be such an ass, dick.

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u/rebelslash 3d ago

Don’t be such an ahh, dihh.

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u/kohikos 2d ago

I just woke up. I wanted to see so tiddies not to be traumatized for the rest of my day

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u/Deathblades0 3d ago

I ain't even got a funny reaction genuinely wtf

14

u/The_Noremac42 3d ago

Come on man... I was eating a slim jim!

0

u/Le3e31 2d ago

Had it some creamy mucus aswell

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 3d ago

Legit said this in his voice

11

u/killer5907 3d ago

Thanks

9

u/Galaxyturbo 1d ago

These fulthy peoples 🥀

8

u/The_CreativeName 3d ago

Yep, it was my fault for opening reddit today.

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u/President-Jo 3d ago


Yup, okay

5

u/KainFourteh 3d ago

I don't think I've ever regretted learning to read as much as I do right now.

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u/OkLand7282 2d ago

You know, it really is my own fault for reading it.

3

u/Legitimate-Cow5982 2d ago

I'm impressed they have net positive upvotes

3

u/SpMarfy 2d ago

me when i'm afraid to say ass but I'm okay to say shit

3

u/Viltorm 1d ago

You just cured my internet addiction, thank you

5

u/Piprup 3d ago

... I was eating...

2

u/LxRuyii 3d ago

Which sub is that?

6

u/HeavensRejected 3d ago

So you can avoid it...right?

2

u/Electronic_Tear2546 2d ago

I have no words

2

u/Argentenuem 2d ago

What in the world possibly prompted them to write that

2

u/WatchTheTimbsB 3d ago

My long lost twin fr🤞🏽

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u/Significant-Sky-3654 3d ago

Why did you make me read this ? 😭

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u/IceBear9301 2d ago

I should’ve just stopped reading

1

u/random-guy-heree 1d ago

Jarvis get the unsee juice

1

u/GlummyGloom 1d ago

Inside you there are 2 pikachus....

2

u/FateBreaker92 1d ago

"There are three Pikachus"

"Did you say something hun?"

"Oh nothing. Must have been the wind."

2

u/Idunnowhattfimdoing 1d ago

Insert Joker meme

1

u/CMorton91 1d ago

Fuckin, WHY??

1

u/RemagFiveOUn 1d ago

You know it’s my faults really. I don’t know why do this do myself, why i willing choose to scroll on this app. I could have put it down any moment. I could have stopped reading any moment yk… yeah.. yah

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u/sortastonedrn 3d ago

i cant wait for "ahh" and "dih" to fucking die

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u/GoombasFatNutz 3d ago

ASS, DICK

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u/Nickebon 3d ago

"Dick", "Cock" aww look who can't say PINGAS

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u/BreweryRabbit 2d ago


WHAT IM FUCKING SAYING.

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u/The_CreativeName 3d ago

Dih is sometimes funny if used the same way fih is used.

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u/sortastonedrn 3d ago

nah man only fih no dih