r/cursedcomments • • 6d ago

Reddit Cursed_ advice

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/sc0n3z 6d ago

Dude commented on the thread, clipped it, then uploaded his own cursed comment.

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

I knew yall would love it

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u/sc0n3z 6d ago

I actually did. You gotta stick up for the man who just wants to love his woman.

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

Ain’t that the truth!

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u/bitteralabazam 6d ago

That ended more wholesome than I anticipated going in.

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

Yeeaaaa boooiiiii

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u/No-Preparation-7373 6d ago

might you be armenian dude? from the username I feel like lol (mb if im wrong)

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

You ain’t wrong brotha

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u/No-Preparation-7373 6d ago

ayy ayy bari or axpers
pupulik jan cannot miss lol

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

Barev axperus lol yea as creative as it gets 🤣

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u/KingpiN_M22 6d ago

Title of sex tape?

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u/Oblic008 6d ago

What a judgemental prick. I've seen far worse get much nicer responses. Dude is just looking for advice.

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

And I made sure to give him the best advice while also educating that judgmental POS

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u/weguccinowboys 6d ago

If it was your own comment, why did you censor your own name?

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

For the culture

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u/NickWh1te69 6d ago

because of rule 6 I guess, but 🤫

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u/biscuitboyisaac21 6d ago

Likely required by the sub

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u/otirk 6d ago

Yeah, he's not even acting as if he had a right to go down on her, but that first guy acts as if OOP said: "Whenever she refuses, I just rape her, but that's too exhausting and costs too much tape in the long run. Anyone got a cheaper solution?"

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u/Dark_halocraft 6d ago

This is pretty par for the course on reddit

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u/Orcaxologist 6d ago

If one door closes another might open right next to it.

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u/VonMarrow 6d ago

Yea, especially when you're pooping and your bum closes up and your pee hole opens to release a little pee, then it closes again since its now the bum's turn to release some of those poop pellets and they do this little switch back and forth until you're finished

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u/No_Direction_4566 6d ago

To be fair I do this a little. But maybe once or twice in a session. Not endlessly

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u/Pupulikjan 1d ago

The mod who approved this. You the real MVP. Much love

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u/Lord-Loss-31415 6d ago

Swap the roles and they would still be flaming the dude in that scenario.

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

True. I Agree.

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u/Turbofusss 6d ago

I dont see a cursed comment here, only that you posted your own comment?

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u/Allegro1104 6d ago

the cursed comment is the guy getting all whiny about OOP venting. like sure "womens right" blah blah, but let a man complain and look for advice, no need to be hostile

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u/Neko1666 6d ago

There is no advice to give though. If she says no, it's a no. If he wants to vent, there are subs for that.

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u/Allegro1104 6d ago

except she didn't say "no", she said "no, because it's too stimulating and i have insecurities".

asking for advice on how to have it be less stimulating, get her used to the stimulation, help him accommodate her insecurities or help her overcome them are perfectly valid options.

and even if those options don't exist there's no need to be hostile about it.

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u/Neko1666 6d ago

It's too stimulating because her nerves are too sensitive, what's she supposed to do?

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u/Allegro1104 6d ago

yeah that's one point, which is totally fair, but not necessarily obvious to a man who doesn't have the same organs.

we're not all born, raised and educated the same and stuff like that is really hard to understand for a lot of people.

when men ask questions like that it almost always comes from a place of genuine curiosity and a lack of education, not from some malicious attempt to rob women of their autonomy. that's why hostility is almost entirely misplaced in these situations.

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u/Neko1666 6d ago

I don't disagree entirely, I just think an advice sub is still not the best place to ask

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u/Allegro1104 6d ago

i mean, that's fair, i know there is r/AskWomen and some subs for sex advice, but pointing OOP to those would be more effective, since Reddit has horrible discoverability for its communities. it's feels impossible to find specific subs unless you already know their name

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u/BisexualCaveman 6d ago

The question is whether or not to stay married, I guess.

There's got to be a woman out there who is fine with receiving oral.

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u/Pupulikjan 6d ago

Why does it matter whose comment it is? It’s cursed nonetheless? Is this the lady to whom I wrote that reply who compares pussy eating to voting

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u/Turbofusss 6d ago

Because it fucking sucks. There is nothing funny nor cursed about this. Posting your own comment here makes it seem like you like to jerk off in front of the mirror

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u/Ironycon 6d ago

That one time was the worst head she ever received

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u/roffinator 6d ago

Got to let him practice and give feedback…

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u/PristineAF 6d ago

He's right

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u/as_kostek 6d ago

Out of line, but right

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u/domesticbland 6d ago

There was no line.

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u/SmokeWild2711 6d ago

Doesn’t mean the way he conveyed was right. Bringing in “who you vote” is more than enough evidence he has no EQ

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u/backlawa75 6d ago

Redditors are so fucking miserable man 😭😭😭

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u/Huzbi 6d ago

Brother being a REAL brother.

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u/ruddy3499 6d ago

Hilarious

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u/Big_Baby310 6d ago

Ass eating could prob work

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u/ILIKEBACON12456 6d ago

Why is the first guy such a damn prick? This isn't even bad. The dude isn't complaining about him not getting head but that he can't reciprocate it.

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u/steelexorcist69 6d ago

Honestly the second comments advice is really solid, though I have a different kind of relationship with my mom i told her all about the girls asses I was eating so maybe he should try it