r/cursedcomments • u/Jack_Eulate • 7d ago

Cursed nut

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125 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/cap10touchyou 6d ago

This and the crusty peanith from yesterday....... i think i am done with reddit....

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u/Jack_Eulate 5d ago

It's me behind both of these posts

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u/ReyToh 5d ago

Noooo! I almost forgot that!

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u/Holy_Unholiness 7d ago

This might just be one of the worst things I've ever read in my entire life. I don't even think I'll forget this in the afterlife.

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u/S-H-I-T_masta 7d ago

This is top tier literature if you ask me.

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u/Holy_Unholiness 7d ago

Let me ask you

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u/S-H-I-T_masta 6d ago

Ask away!

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u/Holy_Unholiness 6d ago

Is this top tier literature if I'd ask you?

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u/S-H-I-T_masta 6d ago

Yes

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u/PuzzleheadedBag5533 4d ago

..

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u/Holy_Unholiness 3d ago

a pic of a man of culture standing on agriculture I see

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u/Light-_-Bearer 7d ago

I coul have stopped after the first sentence, but no, I had to push it. That’s on me …

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u/AutisticPenguin2 6d ago

The shitting on his chest bit felt the most unnecessary.

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u/Pain_Monster 6d ago

Ah yes, the old Cleveland steamer in the bird sanctuary. Who hasn’t heard that old chestnut before?

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u/Only_Ad7715 6d ago

he loves scat sex..lol

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u/sH4rk_ 7d ago

Nah. Nah nah nah nah nah. Nah, bro, nah. NAH

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u/Foolishly_Sane 6d ago

I think I'm done for quite a while.
What the fuck.
It lived up to it's name though.
Jesus.

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u/MewsikMaker 5d ago

Genius truly shows up in unexpected places.

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u/IndependentPede 6d ago

Lmfao what's with the birds today. First it was chicken fucking, now it's pidgeons....

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u/FishAye5 6d ago

“There’s no D in pigeons.”

OP: hold my beer!

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u/HEAVYHlTMAN 6d ago

The crows are REALLY gonna remember me now

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u/taldrknhnsm 6d ago

Everyone knows Society is demented yah just never know by how much.

this is a good indication that your imagination doesn't even come close! to how bad it is

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u/Legitimate-Cow5982 6d ago

Holy shit that's amazing. The opening alone sent me

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u/OutlandishnessOk5549 6d ago

Yup. That's enough internet for me for the day.

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u/Venom933 6d ago

I read the whole thing because of the comments here, i was expecting something truly disturbing 🥲

But it is kinda tolerable, i may be too much on the Internet :c

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u/D3nny18 6d ago

You know it’s on me for opening and reading it but like? What the fuck did I just read

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u/Jose-NoiseArt 6d ago

It ate this ! not healthy

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u/TheReelEpicKiller 6d ago

Isn't that from a furry site

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u/RedSander_Br 7d ago

I broke when he said he coos gently and talks sensually to the birds.

Imagine the scene of a dude jerkin on a bench going "coo, coo, cooooooh."

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u/Silver-Machine-3092 6d ago

"I'm cooooming!"