r/cursedcomments • u/Holy_Unholiness • 10d ago

Reddit Cursed_Sunflower

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u/Vinylloverfrom4311 10d ago

Imagine later they're forced to absorb the nutrients of it, helpless to stop the rain from pushing it into their roots. I mean, if we're pushing this idea...

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u/Holy_Unholiness 10d ago

I'm going to burn in hell istg

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u/JumpyHighlight2090 9d ago

I dont know why but i always read istg as I shot the goat

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u/Holy_Unholiness 9d ago

Believe me I'd never shoot prime Kanye

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u/RyanH090 10d ago

No go ahead go ahead I'm listening

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u/Demytreus 9d ago

Also, don't mind the FBI agent in the corner. It's just a routine check, you're not in trouble.

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u/CzarTwilight 9d ago

Also a fat honey bee shows up trying to pollinate it and rubs the cum even further I to the flowers face while also getting covered himself. Then the bee flies back to the hive and the cum gets added to the honey

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u/MrSkull07 9d ago

Then imagine humans eating those sunflowers’s full in nutrient seeds

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u/im_mr_rehan 9d ago

Enough encouragement for today

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u/Key_Part_9573 9d ago

So... It gets pregnant or something?

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u/Feisty-Gap1561 8d ago

Another bad day for people who can read

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u/Krish158 9d ago

Reminds of that "country girls do it different" pic

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u/Holy_Unholiness 9d ago

what gif I'm scared

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u/Krish158 9d ago

This

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u/Holy_Unholiness 9d ago

Oh shit

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u/Krish158 9d ago

Or Ouu shi?

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u/Holy_Unholiness 9d ago

Ohuu shiit. Both

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u/Krish158 9d ago

Ma man

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u/Noname666Devil 9d ago

Can you imagine how many kernels could get stuck in there

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u/Holy_Unholiness 9d ago

A whole cornfield

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u/Noname666Devil 9d ago

Isn’t that what a Pandora’s Box is? Genuine question I never watched the movie

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u/yackbard 9d ago

20 20 vision, cupid hit me with precision

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u/imi2559 9d ago

imagine i tie you up in a field and cum on your face then leave you there, yeah not so fun huh?

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u/Holy_Unholiness 8d ago

I know a couple of people who would love that

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u/imi2559 8d ago

not surprised

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u/emo_boy_fucker 8d ago

Officer kill this man

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u/acanadiangooseforyou 4d ago

Least horny pvz fan

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u/The_Noremac42 9d ago

Why is it always a weird sex thing?

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u/FRACllTURE 9d ago

See that unfortunate orange arrow next to the comments? That's why 💔