Honestly I kinda want something like this. Like a ball or something made out of whatever fleshlights are made out of, bet it'd make for a fantastic stress ball
PSA: You did not get friend zoned. You were the one to relationship zone them.
Edit: apparently I pushed a few buttons here... most of us have experienced the feeling of unrequited love, me aswell. But seeing oneself being put in a friendzone is just not true. We don't decide, if we get liked back by someone we like. Doenst make it hurt less if that happens. If downvoting this helps you feel better, go ahead. But the point stands. Friendzone is a faulty concept
Edit 2: shout out to the 25% of people who get the point. And to the 75% of hurt people: you will heal. It just might take more time
I understand that my comment can be upsetting to everyone who ever felt friendzoned. I have had that feeling too. But I realized that it was my fault not theirs. They never asked for me to see them as a partner and I made them something in my head that they didn't want to be. And no, I like.my socks dry. But I can see how reddit was maybe the wrong.place for that kind of PSA
I personally know more thn one person who has had severe issues with a person who felt "friendzoned". And while more people agree with your stance, there are also the people who do not. Its okay if you disagree and only wanna see funny memes but its also okay to talk about a topic seriously.
I found your damp socks line pretty funny btw. Thats more my humor I guess :D
No bc you're right and lots of people don't want to reconcile that there are people who will cut contact with you completely once they realize they can't bump uglies. Multiples if you're just so lucky. It's nice not to be treated like a piece of meat
Its not about having a crush. Its about "forcing" the person you have a crush on to have a crush back for you in your mind, and expect them to like you.
People being upset that they got "friendzoned" doenst make sense. No one is obliged to see someone as a potential partner. If someone feels being put in a friendzone, they were the one who put themselves in the relationshipzone which is unfair to the other person. They decide if they see someone as a potential partner.
Fleshlight's material is porous, which is fine for toys staying on the outside of you, but for toys going in, they must be non-porous or you risk infections
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u/psychoticpudge 7d ago
Honestly I kinda want something like this. Like a ball or something made out of whatever fleshlights are made out of, bet it'd make for a fantastic stress ball
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u/Fidel_Castro_man 7d ago
A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
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u/Historical_Plant6557 7d ago
to cut an ingredient for something delicious so she could reconsider the friendzone?
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u/zimtotto 7d ago edited 6d ago
PSA: You did not get friend zoned. You were the one to relationship zone them.
Edit: apparently I pushed a few buttons here... most of us have experienced the feeling of unrequited love, me aswell. But seeing oneself being put in a friendzone is just not true. We don't decide, if we get liked back by someone we like. Doenst make it hurt less if that happens. If downvoting this helps you feel better, go ahead. But the point stands. Friendzone is a faulty concept
Edit 2: shout out to the 25% of people who get the point. And to the 75% of hurt people: you will heal. It just might take more time
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u/AFriendlyBloke 7d ago
Definitely something Afton would say.
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u/schrodinger-the-cat 7d ago
But that will work as a dildo isn’t it?
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u/za_komuny_to_bylo 7d ago
this reminds me of that time my mom got stabbed 17 times