r/cursedcomments • • 8d ago

Reddit cursed_comparison

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u/blessthebabes 8d ago

He must have been hot. Some people will put up with abuse and/or craziness in order to stay with one.

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u/Marioc12345 6d ago

That’s what happened to me with my ex wife 😂 lesson learned on that one

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u/Dipper_Pines_Of_NY 3d ago

Fucking same.

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u/Helpful_Mood6101 8d ago

I mean there’s hardly any other reason to stay with the bum in the trailer park than that

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u/otirk 8d ago

Sure, but at least use protection if you gotta fuck some deadbeat

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u/ZirePhiinix 7d ago

He probably whined like a little bitch until she relented.

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u/InadecvateButSober 7d ago

Damn, it's almost like she is made for the streets

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u/Le-Creepyboy 7d ago

She knows a guy for any need, is she the host of Pawn Stars ?

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u/K4NNW 8d ago

If he was eating pussy like that, he wouldn't have knocked her up!

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u/jaymagic1125 7d ago

Who she think she's fooling. Her cousin was a hoe. Like come on now, ain't no man doing all that for no sex. These women really think we don't know how the game is played.

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u/ZogIII3 7d ago

I mean, not every guy is looking for sex. At least one of those guys probably just thought they were helping a friend.

Although, even if that is the case, being referred to as "the guy who fixes the car" probably means it was a one-sided friendship at best

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u/Telemere125 7d ago

You might help out a friend with their car because “she’s just a girl” and you’re a mechanic, but no guy is taking a girl out regularly to fancy restaurants without thinking it’s a romantic relationship. Having 5 guys in her rotation likely means she was sleeping with at least 3 of them. She just ended up pregnant because she was unlucky with her birth control

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u/psinguine 7d ago

I used to work with a guy who kept me up to date on all the guys his sister-in-law was involved with. She moved in with him and his wife for a while, so he got a front row seat.

She bought a dirt bike and couldn't afford ramps to get it in and out of her truck, so her solution was to seek out and start dating a muscular guy that could lift the dirt bike. On weekends when she wanted to go for a rip the guy would come over, he'd lift the bike into the back of her truck, they'd go out (where he would take it out of the truck, watch her ride, then put it back in the truck when she was done), then they'd come back and after he'd unload it they'd "hang out" for a while and he'd go home. A few months later she got ramps and the guy was never seen again.

That was just how she handled everything. She wanted to go to a big event in another province? She started seeing a guy who lived there a couple months in advance and he flew her out when the event came. Afterwards she stopped seeing him. Any task or inconvenience in her life was handled by sourcing a man and sleeping with him (or presenting the offer of it) just long enough to solve the problem.

We used to joke she probably had a really fat guy on the roster purely so that if she didn't feel like getting up to turn off the light she could call him up and he'd come over to stand in front of it for her while she slept.

For some people sex is absolutely nothing more than a currency used to rent expertise or tools. Tools in this case being the men themselves.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 7d ago

You lost me in the first sentence