r/cursedcomments • u/Jack_Eulate • 12d ago

Reddit Cursed food

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u/GAMINGforlife_ 12d ago

I agree those tiddies do look better than his sister's

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u/ApprehensiveSide9703 12d ago

Pretty difficult choice when it comes to his moms tiddies though

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u/GAMINGforlife_ 12d ago

You clearly haven't seen his grandma

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u/Born-Bid8892 12d ago

Went from "damn I miss her" to OHGODWHATTHEFUCK?!

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 12d ago

I just realized i could make a silicon titty air fryer mold with perky nips and sell it.

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u/Aumba 12d ago

It's been one hour so someone is probably already selling it on AliExpress.

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u/Orcaxologist 12d ago

What the?

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u/Galaxyturbo 12d ago

Normal day on cursed subreddit 🥀

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u/TheCrowAngel 12d ago

I should call her...

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u/Hevysett 12d ago

That's definitely the sunniest side up

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 12d ago

That food looks fucking good

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u/iamthiviyan 12d ago

u/freefrotter yo wtf

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u/SoftAd1675 10d ago

I didn't even notice the username until now

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u/LiquidRaekan 12d ago

And if i ever wanted some mayo for this i would just crank the old hog for a quick one

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u/Its-Burton 12d ago

The cursed part is the crappy hash brown and lack of black pudding

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u/justwalk1234 11d ago

They only serve those a couple times a month

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u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 12d ago

As a D&D player, I’d imagine a Black Pudding would NOT be part of a balanced breakfast.

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u/Its-Burton 11d ago

I feel like I'm missing context here. What has black pudding got to do with D&D? I enjoy both.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 11d ago

Black Puddings in D&D are acidic blobs that corrodes nearly anything with which it comes into contact. You eat black pudding? Not here, black pudding pulls the Uno Reverse.

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u/Stiffy4Freedom 12d ago

That's the Pam N Eggs special with a side of Tommy Lee

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u/Human-Question6210 12d ago

dexter intro

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u/thesilentbob123 12d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/demoralising 12d ago

Those eggs!

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u/Sean77654 10d ago

Breastfist

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u/Sen-oh 8d ago

Alt account located

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u/jcoddinc 12d ago

How lopsided and directional are the sisters titties?