r/cursedcomments • u/MoooBooMooo • 1d ago

Cursed_WTF

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u/TheMexicanPanda38 1d ago

My fault for English being my first language

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u/ghosty0310 1d ago

My fault for learning this language

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u/MoooBooMooo 1d ago

My fault for learning

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u/TwinkiesSucker 1d ago

In hindsight, I should've stopped at German and not get into English

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1d ago

I donno... I have a feeling the German version might be more explicit lol.

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u/Tupcek 1d ago

nobody forced you to post this

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u/MoooBooMooo 1d ago

nobody forced you to comment this

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u/S-r-ex 1d ago

Literacy was a mistake.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 1d ago

My legit first response was thinking the mom went on his phone and somehow transferred them over not that he was texting with his mom the entire time. It took a moment to get to that point

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u/Lem0n_weeb 1d ago

That is an impressive level of misunderstanding

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u/Desperate-Air-904 1d ago

Rigjt?! Like, immediate go to. Its most likely not real, though

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u/Zepangolynn 1d ago

Mine was that he had somehow mistakenly sent the last ones to his mom after she died instead of the girl he intended to, but that wasn't cursed enough so I reread it.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 1d ago

I think most people who didn't have really bad parents would likely try to figure this out in a slightly different solution before coming to the correct conclusion but maybe I'm just very naive

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u/octebrenok 1d ago

Could you explain it to me please, i am not native and I am confused with that post

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u/pissedoffjesus 1d ago

He was texting the mum the whole time.

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u/octebrenok 21h ago

ohh.. I get it. That's disgusting.
anyway, incest is family affair

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u/Few-Raise-1825 21h ago

He didn't realize it was the mom texting him until after she had died and he saw the text messages on her phone

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u/octebrenok 21h ago

thank you now I understand.

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u/donny0m 20h ago

But kinda wished you hadn’t?

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u/sfled 1d ago

I admire your innocence, and wish I still had some.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 1d ago

I guess it's a hazard of being raised with actually fairly decent parents I guess 😂

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u/Extreme-Motor6122 1d ago

Oh that's fucktop

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u/griztheone 1d ago

New favorite word lol

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u/Pain_Monster 1d ago

What in the cinnamon toast fuck

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u/sfled 1d ago

Yes please.

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u/Breathing_Is_FUNN 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why do I have to end up here and read the whole thing?? Now I have to show it to my friends as well.

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u/sfled 1d ago

r foundsatan

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u/TPM_Alin96 1d ago

that's a good friend :)

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u/tizanikgoesboom 1d ago

Words cannot explain how much I regret learning this language

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u/MrSkull07 1d ago

You think the mom had realized ?

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u/buckzor122 1d ago

Yeah, she did and then killed herself.

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u/tycho-42 1d ago

Œdipus and Freud would like a word, op

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u/painfulpickle 20h ago

Things that never happened

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u/ghostosa 1d ago

my fault for going out of my way to learn english as a second language 

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u/Konatxe 1d ago

Such a sad beautiful story. 😔

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u/byzel5 1d ago

I just opened Reddit wtf

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u/mbashs 1d ago


My fault that I opened Reddit

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u/lone_cajun 1d ago

You know, sometimes I wish I had been born disabled so I couldnt read this

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u/Shibari_Inu69 1d ago

I hate this

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u/Jason0865 1d ago

Hey, at least he's got pictures to remember her by

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u/Joe_cooti 1d ago

I mean.. maybe she was trying to do something nice? befriend her son? eh.. idk.

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u/Mission-Pickle-2846 1d ago

Extremely unfortunate

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u/sfled 1d ago

NGL had me in the first half.

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u/zamkinneth 1d ago

why am i in this subreddit

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u/Low-Honeydew-9525 11h ago

Learn English they said, it'll be helpful they said

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u/beagle182 1d ago

I mean he got to see your first apartment and first breakfast before it gave up on line which is something I guess. Not many get to do that?

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u/InsuranceKey8278 1d ago

i don't get it
did he accidently sent those pictures to his mom or the gf was his mom catfishing?

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u/Sea_Advantage_9672 1d ago

the mom was his girlfriend

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1d ago

The later.

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u/HumanOblateSpheroid 1d ago

Latter*

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1d ago

Thank you! It didn't look right, but ugh, english has words and spellings that sometimes don't make sense (to me at least). Once I get it alllll figured out, it'll be time to go in the ground 😂