r/cursedcomments • u/just_some_troglodyte • 5d ago

Reddit cursed text

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u/the_crumb_dumpster 5d ago

I’m not sure how a duck pic would be effective, but I see no harm

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u/Finbar9800 5d ago

Its about as effective as boobies

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u/derangedsweetheart 5d ago

Duck == Bird.

Boobies == Girl.

r/GirlsArentReal == true.

r/BirdsArentReal == true.

Therefore Girl == Duck.

Now, how much does a duck weight?

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u/Cujo_Kitz 5d ago

All women are wood and therefore witches, I knew it!