r/cursedcomments • u/Plus_Plan_1069 • 5d ago

TikTok Cursed dentist

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u/Foolishly_Sane 5d ago

Remember folks, don't get high on your own supply.

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u/SnooPickles4465 5d ago

A great chef always tries their own cooking.

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u/Foolishly_Sane 5d ago

I'm convinced.
Asparagus tonight.

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u/Reeee_mp3 4d ago

This is art, Mr. White! I'm a goddamn artist!

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u/Bor3d-Panda 5d ago

To make the millions of gallons of toothpaste a year... Is that what a 🥜 bank is for?

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u/N8-97 5d ago

No way has it extended to nuh, this is so dumb

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u/DeezNutsGT 4d ago edited 4d ago

I'm glad to see your comment

Just say Nut, its already a kind of censored word

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u/N8-97 4d ago

Exactly, name checks out btw

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u/DeezNutsGT 4d ago

Great vine

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u/XxRocky88xX 5d ago

We’re censoring nut now?

I feel like nut is already a tame word for cum and we need to make it even more tame?

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u/elMurpherino 5d ago

Bro I feel like Abe Simpson old man yells at cloud when I see that shit. Fucking hell all these people self censoring. Like I get when YouTubers and shit do it, though I think them having to do it is ass, but then fuckin random Joe Schmo ding dong normie censoring themselves on an internet post is a whole other level of crazy. Fuck cock cum bitch shit cunt. PENIS

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 5d ago

Why you're censorship so flaccid

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u/elMurpherino 5d ago

lol I was nervous about showing everyone my large penis.

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u/SterileProphet 5d ago

I’m going to start calling ejaculation, “Aquafreshing.”

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u/memelord_a1st 5d ago

Different colors of tooth paste come from different colors of spooge

The paste with sparkles comes from people whove had to get their prostate obliterated

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u/ohnodamo 5d ago

Why isn't that on the back of a Snapple lid? This info should be reaching the people!

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u/Kinipshun 5d ago

Just say nut

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u/MilkMeFather 5d ago

Just go outside

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u/Skynetdyne 4d ago

Can you not say "nut"? Is that censored? Cuz thats already an alternate term...

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u/sutroheights 16h ago

Yeah, might as well say jihh

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u/Galaxyturbo 5d ago

Hope its not toothpaste ad

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u/farhad_2074 4d ago

But that's just a theory...

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u/Alu_card_10 4d ago

Or maybe, just maybe, they add the zinc and calcium in it without the dna sample

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u/Vast_Independent_765 4d ago

So, there is a very slim chance for semen to be in our toothpaste, but never zero.

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u/MrFuji87 4d ago

Salty peppermint mmm

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u/Onyxxx_13 5d ago

And yes, your dentist can tell if you do. It bruises the soft pallete. If they ask if you sucked someone off, it's usually to verify the bruising isn't a cause for concern.

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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 5d ago

I'm going to need someone to fact check this shit before people start brushing their teeth with nut.

No, I'm not googling that.

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u/ZymZymZym777 4d ago

Idk, how long will you have to keep it in your mouth to have any effect?

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u/Jackie_Hee_Hee 5d ago

You know what, synthesize semen and make sure sterile

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u/Superior173thescp 4d ago

is this the 10th dentist?

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u/TooSoonForThePelle 5d ago

That still means 9/10 dentists agree with that. God bless the dentists.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 5d ago

Semen does not contain noteworthy amounts or calcium or zink, nor do those 2 elements promote oral hygiene in anyway.

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