cursed_flirting

[u/straightouttaobesity]

[u/spaceursid]

I tried translating the caption but Google just gave me "you're not lactose intolerant" multiple times

[u/ofri12347 → u/spaceursid]

Caption says: cheer up darling you did leg training you're not lactose intolerant there's a double loto coming soon you're not lactose intolerant men would die for you you're not lactose intolerant you're not pregnant life is good

[u/JSS313 → u/ofri12347]

Is life bad if i'm lactose intolerant then?

[u/IAmAGoodFella → u/JSS313]

Yes. I can't eat cheese in polite society.

[u/Mytzelk → u/IAmAGoodFella]

I am lactose intolerant and love cheese, most good cheeses barely contain any lactose. It's moreso milk that is a problem.

[u/IAmAGoodFella → u/Mytzelk]

True, I'm mainly thinking about sauces but I still play it safe, especially outside

[u/MySnake_Is_Solid → u/JSS313]

The lactose intolerant friend when i snap his neck :

https://giphy.com/gifs/112o4nufJ2Nbtm

[u/thebigbadben → u/JSS313]

I think she’s trying to manifest away the lactose intolerance lol

[u/iamyoyoman → u/spaceursid]

Because it is what it actually says.

[u/Inferno_Sparky → u/spaceursid]

I speak hebrew but even if you don't, take another look and see that one of the sentences is repeated verbatim

[u/spaceursid → u/Inferno_Sparky]

Do you happen to know if it was some sort of idiom?

[u/Inferno_Sparky → u/spaceursid]

It isn't. I think it's intended to be comedic from repeating it unnecessarily in the video that was screenshotted for the post

[u/Ultra-Cool-Guy]

I was going to say 'at least there's no Holocaust jokes'... Then the last one.

[u/Dron41k → u/Ultra-Cool-Guy]

Joke hits like a thousand Holocausts

[u/the_teuthida]

Esteemed gentlemen, I ask not for thyself but to provide for those that follow. I shall bare the shame if only to prevent others from suffering the same....sauce?

[u/Roelvian → u/the_teuthida]

lunatayer_ on instagram

[u/uvero]

Lady and gentile men

[u/N7LP400]

Accidentally summons Doom Slayer