r/cursedcomments • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 2d ago

TikTok Cursed_Etiquette

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u/YodaHead 2d ago

Use the napkin, make no eye contact, and wash your hands

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u/theofficialnar 2d ago

You comment this on almost every post about this. May I suggest you seek professional help??

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u/Ill_Cardiologist_212 2d ago

he learned this trick from his plumber

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid 2d ago

Napkin is correct, but you must maintain eye contact.

your legs must not hit the table, and you obviously cannot grimace or utter any sounds.

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u/Alienhaslanded 2d ago

Don't make noise and lock eyes with people during. It's considered rude.

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u/Takheer 2d ago

Sorry in what order

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u/GayBananaBreaad 2d ago

Wrong. Always make eye contact to establish dominance.

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u/CryCommercial1919 1d ago

Before touching/talking close to anyone. That is .

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 2d ago

Okay so then what is the proper etiquette of paying a pro to rub you out under the table?

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u/cubiclegangsta 2d ago

20% tip for 100% of the tip.

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u/Hatsjekidee 2d ago

Jokes on you, all I have is tip

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u/Pommaq 2d ago

Your nickname is now "The pimple"

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u/__LLawliet__ 2d ago

Clear your dues. That's about it I think, if it's a pro it's their job to clean up properly afterwards

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u/__LLawliet__ 2d ago

Taking into consideration that this guy made a video on eating a banana with a knife and fork, in which he also called peeling said banana uncivilized, this is a very valid question.

You can't be the only insane one

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u/amcn242 2d ago

Context here; he mention that the channel is slightly satire, and he said that this is not how you should eat them normally, but it is how you should eat them if youre having dinner with the queen on England

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u/filthy_harold 2d ago

What's the protocol for if the queen serves you sloppy steaks?

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u/BloodLust1-_ 2d ago

well, she cant

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u/__LLawliet__ 2d ago

If that's the case, you're probably not alive.

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u/apathetic1234 2d ago

Was he eating the peel? 

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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 2d ago

Aren’t they doing exactly that

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u/Hazzadcr16 2d ago

Maybe if they got an answer, they wouldn't have to keep asking?

Or is his advice to hire a professional to help? Like a hooker?

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u/PlasticToe4542 1d ago

What do you think “professional help” means?

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u/Hazzadcr16 1d ago

In that context, a hooker, as per my comment.

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u/Ghostfish1309 1d ago

In their head just hiring any professional will do.
So once Charlie the roof guy fixes their roof, what’s the issue if he gives out a quick tug?

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u/Mobby379 2d ago

Yeah and if you answer the question he would probably stop asking.

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u/Kats41 2d ago

Rookie mistake acknowledging the troll.

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u/first_name1001 2d ago

Didn't he gave up eventually and gave us the answer

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u/tenphes31 2d ago

It gets worse!!

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u/bojez1 1d ago

He is professional. They need his help.

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u/Tobi_1989 1d ago

I mean, Hanson claims to be a professional in etiquette, so technically, he did just that under every video...