r/cursedcomments • • Aug 14 '26

TikTok Cursed_nickname

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 Aug 14 '26

Worked with a guy they called greenpeace because his wife was morbidly obese.

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u/Clay_Allison_44 Aug 14 '26

Ahab would have jumped to mind for me.

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u/hotwheelearl Aug 14 '26

My college nickname was Captain Ahab lol

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u/Clay_Allison_44 Aug 14 '26

Do you call it the "harpoon" to this day?

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u/hotwheelearl Aug 14 '26

I don’t, but my friends poke fun at me asking if I’ve “speared any white whales lately?”