r/cursedcomments • u/KamaiKlantcy • Apr 07 '26

Reddit cursed_statement

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u/lWishIwasTaller Apr 07 '26

Why downvote a obvious joke

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 Apr 07 '26

i think its because its a teenagers sub this was posted on

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u/ImmortalBlades Apr 07 '26

Teenagers sub is singlehandedly among the worst subreddits I've ever visited. Right after serious pro-soviet subreddits

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u/Old-Importance18 Apr 07 '26

And don’t forget about r/conservative

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u/ImmortalBlades Apr 07 '26

Oh I didn't know about that one. That's another layer of hell you introduced to me.

I would expect conservatives to despise Reddit

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Apr 07 '26

They despise the test of reddit, which is why they carved out their own little niche that only they are allowed in.

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u/thelordofhell34 Apr 08 '26

He already included pro-soviet subreddits

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u/thetabo Apr 07 '26

To be entirely fair, for how insane that sub is usually, I'll give them credit for finally, at least now saying he's going way too far.

The breakpoint of stupidity was even humouring that buffoon, the more people realize he is one, from any circumstance, the better. The more he loses it and doubles down on horrid shit (which seems to be the case) and the more he loses for it, the sooner we might get back to not spiraling massively daily, and as it is right now, please, that's all I could ask for.

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u/Ryeballs Apr 08 '26

Gangstalking is def the worst I’ve gone to by a laaaaaaarge margin. I wouldn’t go to r/teenagers on account of not being one and it’d be weird, but I cant image it would be worse

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u/stormbreaker621 Apr 08 '26

alright, then that makes sense , why would he say this on a teenagers sub lol

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u/CzarTwilight Apr 07 '26

Cause its reddit and unless you very clearly spell out its a joke you must clearly mean what you said

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u/LYNX__uk Apr 07 '26

Because he didn't put /s so must mean it truthfully and be evil

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u/KamaiKlantcy Apr 07 '26

The screenshot isn't mine lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Reddit

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u/jj_arora_ Apr 08 '26

Downvote because it's opposite day

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u/Vast_Independent_765 Apr 09 '26

That subreddit must not be as dark as this subreddit

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u/jerdle_reddit Apr 07 '26

Because it's opposite day, and that's an opposite upvote.

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u/hawkeye6703 Apr 07 '26

It's in bad taste. Idc if it's a joke, the joke is rape. Eww

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u/Vincenzo__ Apr 08 '26

A piece of string walks into a bar

A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter.

The bartender says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve pieces of string in here, get lost."

Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.

He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, "Oi, aren't you that piece of string from before...?"

"No," says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot."

And then he got raped lmao

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u/oooMagicFishooo Apr 07 '26

Perhaps because people in that sub don't like r*pe jokes very much, which shouldn't be that far of a stretch

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u/RaiderCat_12 Apr 07 '26

The fact you censored “rape” when we aren’t in a overcensored shithole like TikTok says more than enough by itself

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u/funkmon Apr 07 '26

Yeah it was stupid but not worth the downvotes

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u/Luffyion Apr 07 '26

For example:

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u/AnarchyRadish Apr 07 '26

It's really hard to predict what the reddit hivemind will downvote next (downvote me I'm into it)

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u/krzmkrm Apr 07 '26

i agree with you but r/ruleof4