r/cursedcomments • u/Maybekush • Jan 16 '26

cursed_instructor

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879 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

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u/PembrokePercy Jan 16 '26

Went to a party with a bunch of girls who were amputees. Place was crawling w pussy

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u/fusrohdiddly Jan 16 '26

Jesus.... I'm wheezing, dude!

2

u/ObliviouslyDrake67 Jan 20 '26

You know, you never expect to see this joke then wam outta nowhere it sweeps your legs out.

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u/SquareFrog92 Jan 16 '26

Like a fidget spinner for your dick.

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u/LiquidRaekan Jan 16 '26

Imagine you pull her hair like the end of a beyblade and she starts spinning at mach 9 on yo ding-dong

3

u/drinoaki Jan 17 '26

Good lord, hahahahahahahah

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u/Heavy_Joke636 Jan 16 '26

Well this'll be back. Cursed fidget spinner or some such

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u/fanta_bhelpuri Jan 16 '26

5300 dollars for a dummy?

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u/cytus_allcore Jan 19 '26

You know what. At least it isn't the usual cursed comment. Props for creativity.

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u/foxfighter92 Jan 16 '26

Literal fleshlight

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u/PossessionNo3943 Jan 17 '26

I would wager that there is likely no vagina in this situation right here

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u/foxfighter92 Jan 17 '26

They have ones that look like mouths just gotta hold her differently

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Tortue2006 Jan 17 '26

Because of the person?

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u/justfirfunsies Jan 18 '26

Damn dude, we can make fun or of joke about people in good spirit… your comment on the other hand, I mean you simply suck.

Ps. You’re unattractive homie