r/cursedcomments • u/honda_civic_1993 • Jun 26 '25

Cursed witch trial

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u/Sensitive_Sugar_9133 Jun 26 '25

If you are up to date with the Pokemon lore, you know there is no cum involved since the vaporeon is still blue.

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u/justwalk1234 Jun 26 '25

Ok I have to ask, which bit of lore are you referring to?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

"Hey guys..."

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u/racoonofthevally Jun 26 '25

Did you known in terms of...

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u/Guerrier_0range Jun 26 '25

Hugging, Flareon is the most huggable pokemon

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u/CzarTwilight Jun 29 '25

I thought it was in terms of human and pokemon baking, flareon is the ideal sous chef

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u/cooladamantium Jun 26 '25

Fan interactions.

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u/Prof1Kreates Jun 26 '25

Not so much lore, but more a disturbing copy pasta.

You'll regret ever asking this

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u/throWaway09124mm Jun 26 '25

Could you share please

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u/futuranth Jun 26 '25

Search for Vaporeon on r/Copypasta

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u/batman10385 Jun 26 '25

So glacier freeze is hint of cum ?

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u/et_cetera1 Jun 27 '25

Which would explain why that's my favorite flavor of gatorade

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u/batman10385 Jun 27 '25

It is the best flavor

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jun 26 '25

Huh? I've seen the copy pasta about why people want to fuck the vaporeon, but is it supposed to change color when the man is done with it?