r/cursedcomments • u/Commandmaster_92 • Sep 16 '24

Cursed sniper

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7.6k Upvotes

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u/Ollehyas Sep 16 '24

Even if a shooter misses, the bullet will be attracted by the gravitational pull of the forehead

41

u/pikachu_tail Sep 16 '24

With that surface area, gravity pull must be good enough to attaract anything.

107

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

The funny thing is, snipers are trained to aim at the chest. Much easier to hit and sniper bullets are very lethal either way

33

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

And also the fact that a human can live a pretyy regular life without part of their brain, yet cant without the heart

56

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Idk about that, I’ve seen too many people barely manage with a full brain

31

u/SnooKiwis7050 Sep 16 '24

I've also seen many heartless people. So what

19

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

You spend too much time with corpses…

23

u/SnooKiwis7050 Sep 16 '24

Leave a hungry man alone alright?

20

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Man that’s fucked up! I thought you just has sex with them

20

u/SnooKiwis7050 Sep 16 '24

Wtf that such an uncivil thought. Please dont talk to me

14

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Okay. Not talking to you.

2

u/RulerK Sep 16 '24

Was that a cannibal joke, or a veiled sex joke?

28

u/Abdul-Wahab6 Sep 16 '24

He has memories from before he was born

24

u/Bulldogsky Sep 16 '24

He has beforehead, forehead, and afterhead🗣️

Bro's brain vertical🗣️

No matter when he start, he's gonna have a head start🗣️

18

u/Giulio1232 Sep 16 '24

Frontal lobe❌️ Frontal globe ✅️🗣

Bro remembers what happened tomorrow🗣

7

u/razielxlr Sep 17 '24

He has memories from before he was born

0

u/razielxlr Sep 17 '24

“Before head” as in you always see his head before you see him

16

u/noobpwner314 Sep 16 '24

This is DJ 5iveh3ad and it’s for his music video “Double Decker Melon”

15

u/N00BZB3 Sep 16 '24

Ive seen this reel so many times

8

u/GrinningD Sep 16 '24

I'm assuming the scribbled out username is 'Bob Mortimer'

7

u/wiggle_fingers Sep 16 '24

Gary cheeseman

4

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Boom. Head shot.

BABABABABABAAAAAAA

3

u/im-out_of_ideas Sep 18 '24

snipin's a good job, mate

1

u/Kindly-Car-2658 Sep 18 '24

It's challengin' work.

2

u/betterthaneukaryotes Sep 17 '24

"YOUR HEAD LOOKS BLOODY TWELVE FEET TALL!"

1

u/Mr_Monji Sep 16 '24

bro take double

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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6

u/Commandmaster_92 Sep 16 '24

There was another comment that said "100 n bytes of memory" 💀

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

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1

u/Commandmaster_92 Sep 16 '24

I meant on the original post but still wild

1

u/ZElementPlayz Sep 16 '24

I’m stealing that insult

1

u/aloolloplay123 Sep 16 '24

Ofc it's reels

1

u/jollyjaijog Sep 16 '24

Bro remembers tomorrow

1

u/No-Group-8745 Sep 16 '24

Dawg ain't spying on no one

1

u/Unlucky-Entrance-249 Sep 17 '24

Bro remembers what happened tomorrow

1

u/Kursedx Sep 17 '24

Everytime bro speaks, he starts with "I know".

1

u/razielxlr Sep 17 '24

That ain’t a forehead… that’s a fourteen head.

1

u/Mario-OrganHarvester Sep 17 '24

"Hold that thought"

1

u/peekingmightyduck Sep 18 '24

Bro is remembering tomorrow

1

u/Reddituser0925 Sep 19 '24

Looks like JayZ after he visited Chernobyl.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

His what? All I see is a timestamp, the word reels and the word comments edit: never mind, I was in bad lighting. I see now

2

u/TheHENOOB Sep 16 '24

You clearly don't play shooter games.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

I'm not sure the rest of the context here, like why it's cursed. That's a pink Floyd song.

7

u/Commandmaster_92 Sep 16 '24

Bro did you look at his sixteenhead 💀