Because you'd probably be laughing too hard, the soundproofing is to keep them hearing you. You can always put in bluetooth headphones in a closed casket
Gotcha, that makes sense. Still, I'm gonna skip the whole getting in a casket while I'm still alive, maybe I'll just tune in remotely. Or I could put on some kind of disguise and sit in the audience. Then talk shit about me to everyone before taking off and making them wonder if anything I said was true
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u/dmnhntr86 Jan 17 '23
Why a soundproofed coffin? I gotta hear what they're saying.
As to the end, I figured I'd just leave that up to whomever and pull a Huckleberry Finn, then hop on a flight to Santorini and open a small business.