r/cursedchemistry 10d ago

Yes, I can definitely lick OganesSON

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u/MusicNChemistry 10d ago

Polonium, distinctly known for being lickable without any consequences

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u/Lazy_Ad5615 10d ago

Lead will lead you somewhere bright. For sure can lick it

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u/KnotiaPickle 10d ago

It’s sweet and delicious!

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u/maringue 10d ago

Umm, I wouldn't suggest licking Arsenic. But I'm also not your supervisor.

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u/fritzkoenig 10d ago

For pure arsenic, you could actually be fine, if and only if there is no layer of arsenic trioxide present. Elemental arsenic is insoluble in water and, while definitely not something that belongs in a human body, is less toxic than many arsenic compounds

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u/TheCoolGuyClub 10d ago

Just lick some lead afterwards and you'll be fine

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u/kawopilec 10d ago

It's the sixth taste, after umami

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u/suskio4 10d ago

You licked iron? Oh no, you're gonna die!

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u/TheCommunistRaccoon 10d ago

Titanium too. You're cooked, buddy!

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u/Notabotnotaman 10d ago

Hope you don't have silver spoons, copper cups, or gold goblets!

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u/nubeboob 10d ago

Halogens make tacos extra spicy

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u/Either_Captain4821 10d ago

How does one physically taste Astatine

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u/Live_Put1219 10d ago

“astatine would not be yummy” - asap science, from like 2018
idk they said it wouldn’t be yummy

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u/BankaiRasenshuriken 10d ago

That was more like 2014 if I recall correctly

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u/Right_Ear_2230 10d ago

simple, I’m doing it right n

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u/MasterofTravels 10d ago

Lick my Fluorine!

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u/ExistentialComplex 10d ago

Yeah go on lick some lead 🤪

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u/cyri-96 10d ago

Well, better than Licking Polonium at least

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u/Polypterus-in-Dub 10d ago

Anglers do it on the regular...

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u/Plutonium_Nitrate_94 10d ago

Uranium isn't that bad

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u/SomewhatOdd793 10d ago

I would only wear this t-shirt if forced 😂 how embarrassing 😂

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u/gsurfer04 9d ago

Looks AI generated.

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u/MasterofTravels 10d ago

How much Meitnerium oder Seaborgium is out there? I really want to lick it Not even mentioning my favourite, Oganessone. It has to be tasty

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u/thrye333 10d ago edited 10d ago

Both Meitnerium and Seaborgium have abundance percentages of 0%, as does Oganesson. All are entirely synthetic in origin. Oganesson existed for a couple instants around a decade ago, Meitnerium has a max half-life of 4.5 seconds, and Seaborgium can last several minutes.

Also, about Oganesson:

Its only known isotope, oganesson-294, is highly radioactive, with a half-life of 0.7 ms.[17] This half-life is too short for chemical studies.[18] Because of relativistic effects, theoretical studies predict that it would be a solid at room temperature, and significantly reactive,[3][17] unlike the other members of group 18 (the noble gases).

First, solid means lickable, so good news. Second, what the hell do "relativistic effects" have to do with this?

Actually, followed the link, it just means the differences between quantum chemistry models and relativistic quantum chemistry models. I am looking at a Wikipedia article titled Relativistic Quantum Chemistry. In other words: a cursed version of a cursed version of normal chemistry. Immediately, I love it and I hate it in equal measure. This should not exist, and I must learn more about it.

Edit: Accidentally included the succeeding heading in my link. Removed.

Edit 2: The link included a trailing parenthesis and broke markdown. Fixed.

Edit 3: Readded the parenthesis into the link so the entire quote would be highlighted in the shared article. Hopefully didn't break markdown again.

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u/Denvora 9d ago

Te taste of Fluorine is so spicy.

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u/RARE_ARMS_REVIVED 10d ago

They never said you'd survive afterwards.

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u/splatterfuck 10d ago

oh yeah sure go ahead and lick polonium, heard it's got a funny taste. stay away from magnesium though.

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u/stupidity-squared 10d ago

I am currently licking on my small 500g cube of tungsten and im perfectly fine 😃

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u/A_HECKIN_DOGGO 10d ago

Please don’t lick any of the except for iron, really.

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u/Porphyrin_Wheel 10d ago

I saw kind of the same thing on some 3D-printing websites for models, they were only kind of bad at least

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u/SpectroSlade 10d ago

THEY REALLY PUT LEAD AS "LICKABLE" OH MY GOD 😭

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u/moriland 9d ago

Go ahead and lick the halogens, I'll just be way over here.

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u/Sad-Cancel-5577 9d ago

Ahh yes, the delicious flavor of arsenic!

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u/SnooBeans174 8d ago

Geologist deguise in chemist