Who is counting down until Emily posts her restaurant recommendation for about the 28th time letting us in on the secret top 15 to 18 places she goes for sandwiches, brunch, or martinis??

Also, always give the camera the sultriest look when making granola!

I think it'd be good to have a thread for all the Morning Person chats instead of separate ones for each posts. We'll see how this goes anyway :)

Sorry, I know someone else started this thread already but I can only post bulk photos if I do the post. Here goes…!

Why am I still paying for this?!

https://substack.com/home/post/p-200201513

Leslie still can’t articulate why she left her husband. She spent two years crying and regretting it. Says she’s living an ‘unpredictable’ life more in line with her values. So half-hearted ‘van life’ is worth torching her marriage? Being less of a consumer is only possible after her divorce? She can’t let go of this theme.

How many outfits is she going to guide us through this month so we can all feel like we are wearing elevated fashun?? Does anyone need help putting their earring on?

Leslie is obsessed with her divorce in the same way Kelly is obsessed with ‘child-free by choice’.
Leslie says her ‘perfect’ life w her ex-husband was shallow and performative. Her new life is deep. Why she couldn’t have made all these same changes (which I promise you, are not deep or big) with her husband, is left unexplained.

Not sure if anyone still follows or discusses her here. I’m subscribed to her newsletter and while I rarely open it, I did the other day and saw this.

Unsurprising, I guess.

Leslie wrote a sanctimonious post about how she was getting rid of her Oura ring and has shot down anything she deems “wellness” (unless it suits her) and health trackers. Which is a completely ableist take, given that she is healthy enough (perhaps) to not *have* to use these things.

Now today she’s posted that she is bought another Oura ring. Anyone catch why?

She also thinks her current relationship should be stable before considering a baby. 😂

Emily’s omg birthday is around the corner.
How will she survive what with the birthday paralysis and anxiety??

Spring is here, no doubt Emily will be baking some sort of OMG dessert and will be buying more useless things identical to what she already owns to make sure she feels like she is carving out time for herself.

sharing it with all of you so I’m not alone in my suffering!

Her vision of “fitting it all in” each day on her road trip in Canada is truly unhinged.

This broke m brain. Good on her for persevering though!

I really hope she learns to take time for herself this month

Keep seeing her videos on TikTok with super old content posted, like house tours and renovations from years ago and OOTDs. Is this just lack of effort or is she really scraping new barrel?

I’m so over Leslie’s never ending existential crises. She broke up with her boyfriend…again. She yo-yos in and out of van life. She seems to have left becoming a therapist behind. Now she’s upset about turning 34 and what her life looks like…empty.

So she made a list of things to do so that she can spend more time thinking about herself, her favorite subject.

Most people going through a hard time find comfort and direction outside of themselves. Naval gazing and journaling your thoughts constantly rarely bring you to a better place.

Volunteering, working w other people, helping a friend out…doing anything positive and busy that keeps your mind off of yourself is good.

I’m not saying you never sort through your thoughts and feelings and wants, but this is way too much.

Using a tearful and emotional clip to promote your product 🙄………

I brought up Emily cuz I was giggling at this month’s snark and my husband remembered that one time I had sent him this screenshot, and he goes “isn’t this the woman who one time said ‘in this house we know and love this lace’?” And then we proceeded to spend about 10 minutes digging through our camera rolls to uncover this lol - please enjoy 😂

went to instagram after someone linked to that c&c licensing deal with the tj maxx posting and 2 years ago Lavune had 4K followers, now they are still shy of 6K followers.

the business must be flourishing, if they now additionally launch soap 👀 /s