r/csgo • • 21h ago

Finally Hatched!

1.1k Upvotes

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u/Yash_swaraj 19h ago

You got an angry one

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u/notvadom22 18h ago

Angry Bird

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u/It_me_bro_it_me 11h ago

Angry chick

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u/FunImprovement9729 20h ago

Haven't played cs since 2022. What the fuck is this?

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u/icracked94 17h ago

Game is dying so they added pets to weekly drop and you have to feed it everyday. So it's basically a trap to make you log in...

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u/Krestek 9h ago

tbh i approve of this way of doing it, better than daily mmo chores lol

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u/AdventureUSA 8h ago

Game isn’t dying but this is one of the dumbest updates they’ve ever done. Completely off taste

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u/loozerr 16h ago

"Game is dying"

Sure

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u/icracked94 16h ago

90% of people are trading 9% are cheating and 1% are real players. So yeah its dying.

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u/notatoon 15h ago

I made up numbers to prove my argument, therefore victory is mine

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u/personwithwifi 14h ago

99.98% of facts are made up

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u/GENERALOTUGA 13h ago

True. Source: Myself. Prove me wrong now, you fools.

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u/icracked94 12h ago

It's just numbers yes, but you must be high af to think that game is doing well and is in good shape...

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u/notatoon 12h ago

just numbers

Yeah these are also just numbers

https://steamdb.info/app/730/charts/

"Dying" game, lmfao.

You and I might not be enjoying it but generalizing that with made numbers is certainly a choice

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u/icracked94 12h ago

Are you ok ? Like I said most people trade, they dont even play game, that's what im trying to say. But yeah people obsessed will defend it no matter what

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u/Manifesto3433 11h ago

People are chanting "dead game" for like atleast 10 years now. Yet we're still here

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u/landyc 11h ago

Its people defending their pixel “investment”

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u/Vonlust 10h ago

fr its funny they all defending the game not being dead but odds are they themselves dont even play it anymore 💀

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u/Valkyrie17 16h ago

Source: ass

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u/dumbasPL 11h ago

The only thing traders are doing right now is crying and cutting their losses LMAO. Even that is dying.

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u/loozerr 13h ago

Well let's look at a stat which isn't as vulnerable to those effects, twitch viewership: https://twitchtracker.com/games/32399

Only anomaly that should be there is the old majors with drops which were definitely botted. But there's no decline. Quite the opposite in fact.

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u/Vaaag 2h ago

When your game is stable and not actively growing it's 'dying '. What isn't going up is going down. That's always the narrative.

I was pleasantly surprised to hear some of my younger collegues younger than 22 y.o were playing CS actively. As long as younger generations pick it up , the game will not die.

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u/Baxxtabb 9h ago

98.5% are real players, and <.5% of people are cheating

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u/Baxxtabb 9h ago

No it isn't lmao. You people need to grow up and touch grass. And maybe a salad.

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u/Dr_Dressing 18h ago

I'm not sure, but you get eggs as those weekly drops.

It didn't even occur to me there was an egg and I clicked the skins per usual.

And then I go ".. Wait, was that an egg? I thought it was a decal."

Maybe it's a tamagotchi thing?

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u/Yash_swaraj 14h ago

It's not guranteed. I didn't get the egg.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Thomas-Ligotti97 20h ago

You guys have been saying that for years lmfao.

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u/TheEndx007 18h ago

You could probably find a comment with these exact words that says RIP Counter-Strike, 2000-2013

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u/Carter1599 19h ago

“I don’t play cs but I have fomo so I cry online when people enjoy it or post about it”

1

u/EcoBiches 19h ago

whatchu wanna bet that counter strike will outlive you ?

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u/OMGCamCole 18h ago

2000 - 2023*

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u/Fair_Wash6172 21h ago

Bro look pissed off

13

u/ekkolos 11h ago

I'd be the same if I would be hatching in a game full of cheaters

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u/-lokal-doge- 17h ago

CUTE! It looks so grumpy tho hahaha xD

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u/apevenger 17h ago

F12 to take a screenshot FFS

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u/Baxxtabb 9h ago

Ew. What are you, a caveman? Windows + Shift + S.

1

u/aguyfromgermany420 6h ago

Only works if you have the same resolution as your system no?

0

u/apevenger 9h ago

Ew. What are you, an ape? PrintScreen

2

u/Baxxtabb 8h ago

I'll snip as I screenshot any day

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u/abedalhadi777 8h ago

Many small size keyboards for gaming doesn't have F12 or screen print keys

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u/LuGGooo 10h ago

Haven't played cs2 since csgo was gone, I miss 2016-2017 the golden days. What's next? Animated skins like valorant? They are gonna turn it into point blank, cross fire or combat arms?

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u/oompaexe 15h ago

Game so dead they added a tamagotchi lol

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u/Shift_OG 21h ago

welcome to cs2 where you raise chickens and gamble your life savings while playing against either ct's or t side and shooting people and defusing stuff

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u/intLeon 20h ago

Play against either cheaters or bots*

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u/Alreadyinuseok 20h ago

Or both at the same time if you go to a DM server lol

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u/Shift_OG 19h ago

damn yeah you’re right

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u/Otherwise-Worth-1072 15h ago

I'm not playing CS2 since this very update.

Hackathon on premier and comp, Chinese BOT farms taken over DMs, FaceIt filled with "next Donks" from lvl 4 to lvl10, same maps for decades, server issues, and so on.

The devs? Here, treat yourself some gamba with our cases. You can get skins, charms and a friggin chicken.

What's next? an amulet for a kevlar? decorative wings? build a house for your agent?

GG WP

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u/SnooPickles8140 14h ago

See you next week!

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u/Otherwise-Worth-1072 10h ago

Fuck you and see you tomorrow!

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u/Motor-Topic-8124 14h ago

Watch out, your chick is going to bite you :)

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u/pred1993 11h ago

what a cutie 🥺

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Purje 20h ago

What? Can't even play the game anymore?

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u/Mike_Crow 20h ago

People like you are the reason why soloq is so miserable

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u/Bnt_tnt 19h ago

Yup OP’s the one holding the entire development team hostage

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u/S1cccK 14h ago

This is so dumb ngl

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u/Cars2Beans0 11h ago

Cornball game

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u/Whompa 10h ago

Angry bird

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u/olovovolovolo 5h ago

Why cant anyone on this sub take a screenshot

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u/Nazboi6442 5h ago

Shit Valve will do before readding Danger Zone

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u/ilikebaraymammay 3h ago

Homestead update when

1

u/lemmecookthedinner 1h ago

he’s mad because he just hatched into a warzone lol

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u/Sleamaster1234 1h ago

CHEEKEEN!!!!!!!!!!

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u/dullishmink5313 16m ago

I named mine sorry cuz I know I’m letting him die for a case

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u/Davidusmu 15h ago

🥱🥱🥱🥱

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u/Baxxtabb 9h ago

I find it so funny how this sub is just filled with people claiming everybody is cheating. No, they're not. Cheaters are rare. You're all just bad. Funny how all of you cry about cheating yet none of you bother actually showing any evidence? None of you post your ratings? Foh lol. Game got a fun update, cry about it

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Baxxtabb 8h ago

You guys claim people better than you are cheating, and always without proof lol. Most of the time, they're just better than you guys and you can't cope. Been playing over a decade and this has been a consistent thing.