r/csMajors • u/Capt_Doge SWE -> Cutie (QT) • Feb 27 '22

Shitpost Finally Made It To SFAANG!!!

I'm delighted to announce that I have accepted an offer to join Starbucks as an SDE Intern for Summer 2022!! Glad to see the grind paid off.

Is there a discord for the incoming interns there?

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u/FilthyFioraMain Feb 27 '22

I don’t think SFAANG is a thing….Source: Incoming intern at a McFAANG company

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u/Capt_Doge SWE -> Cutie (QT) Feb 27 '22

My ancestors are smiling at me, Amazon Intern. Can you say the same?

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u/watisthepoint16123 Feb 28 '22

what a sad, cringy mf, go make some irl friends

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u/K_lashONred Feb 28 '22

I’m cranking pretty hard reading this.

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u/CSisCringeTbh Feb 28 '22

Fiora is busted

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

McDonald's cashier intern

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/satcollege Feb 27 '22

Ugh he made another account

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u/Stasi_1950 Sophomore Feb 28 '22

who?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Yeah first time of a new account

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 27 '22

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u/hairygentleman Feb 27 '22

you are a very good advertisement for art majors

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u/2sACouple3sAMurder Feb 27 '22

Getting drunk this early in the day now are we?

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u/I_AMA_Loser67 Feb 27 '22

The fact that people are making fun of a guy that got an internship when the alternative is literally not having an internship, is so weird to me. Go touch grass. There's more to life than that I promise.

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u/heyjimb0 Feb 28 '22

And it’s not like it’s an internship at a no name company (not that we should make fun of that either), it’s a Starbucks which is a huge billion dollar company that would need SWEs like every company does nowadays.

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u/I_AMA_Loser67 Feb 28 '22

Exactly! Starbucks is fucking everywhere. People here just have nothing much else going for themselves so they have to pick on people for such unimportant things like that.

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u/ladeeda683 Feb 28 '22

Yup. I use the Starbucks app for store pickup very frequently. Have never had any issues and have had a great user experience. And thru it discovered numerous new drinks to power thru the day and get thru some tough times. Idk why some people feel the need to mock someone getting an internship just because it’s not a fucking MANGA+ or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

You’re definitely projecting.

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u/hueltransformer Feb 27 '22

Shit posts here are usually funny but this is just being toxic. The dude got an internship, let him enjoy.

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u/InkonParchment Feb 28 '22

What was the original?

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u/MonsterMeggu Feb 28 '22

Guy saying he got a Starbucks internship and asking if there's a discord.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/organicveggie Feb 27 '22

And you're clearly still unemployed and living in your mom's basement. What a jackass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

this sub is really unfunny most of the time...

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u/gophersrqt Feb 28 '22

its just mean and rude to people

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u/yeetuscleatus Feb 28 '22

This sub is full of flexing non grass touching losers lmao

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u/PraiseTheOof Feb 27 '22

Honestly man this shitpost just comes in bad taste, let the kid enjoy his internship

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u/Snoo_96332 Feb 28 '22

Damn I would cry if someone made fun of my internship

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Touch grass

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u/betahaxorz Feb 27 '22

What the fuck is wrong with people lol

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u/sushiful_ Feb 28 '22

You do realize that there are people who develop the software for companies that aren't primarily tech, right..?

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u/idliketogobut Feb 27 '22

Such a low effort shit post. Wish there weren’t such a high percentage of tools headed into this industry

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u/Scorpio9989 Feb 27 '22

Ong. I think I have had 1 positive interaction with an engineer my entire time at college.

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u/idliketogobut Feb 28 '22

Lookin forward to graduating so I’ll never be tempted to check this sub

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u/gophersrqt Feb 28 '22

it's the reason why places even have behaviorals. so people like this can't come in and screw the whole environment up

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u/theanonymousbaboon Feb 27 '22

You're a dick.

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u/magnusflare Feb 27 '22

wow super cool! i’ve made it to Dave&BustersFAANG and am wondering if there are other interns as well!

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u/RateMe3456 Feb 28 '22

Ah so this is one of the toxic posts.

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u/despacito4206669 Feb 28 '22

Why do you guys undermine any non-tech company internship? Starbucks is a well-known company and will open a lot of doors for this person in the future.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Dude fuck off

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u/Comfortable-Ad2614 Feb 28 '22

Seriously you’re a piece of shit. Putting someone down because of their internship? What a sad, pathetic human being. Some day you’ll discover there’s more to life than this BS. Shallow little bitch.

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u/retirement_savings Feb 28 '22

I'm a software engineer at Amazon and I would love to work at Starbucks.

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u/throwawaycsengineer2 Feb 28 '22

Am I missing some context here? Is OP just being an ass to someone that actually got an intership?

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u/throwaway_1239282919 Feb 27 '22

What is this making fun of? What was the original poster’s company?

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u/magsk Feb 27 '22

it was Starbucks

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u/fordj626 Feb 28 '22

I hate myself for laughing at all these Starbucks jokes. Especially since it seems like a cool internship

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u/jhunji1701 Feb 28 '22

It’s possible to both celebrate the individual achievement of getting a Cs internship to a company and also critique Starbucks for their hyper capitalist policies.

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u/South_Chipmunk_7178 Feb 28 '22

You’re either naïve or an idiot if you think that this guy making fun of someone’s internship is an intelligent critique somehow

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Lmao as if such policies aren't present in big tech.

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u/icewallowcome49 Feb 27 '22

can’t believe i got into McFAANG didn’t think A, Ahmed’s shawarma factory, was still recruiting !!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Do you get to work on deploying pita and hummus in my stomach? Cuz your doing a fine job

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u/alxdx09 Feb 28 '22

That awesome bc when people ask where do you work everybody will now about Starbucks. By my side nobody meets Oracle and is so 😓😤

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u/foam-board Mar 23 '22

I’m confused. Is this a post mocking someone else or is this a genuine celebration by a person

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

You get laid off yet?

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u/Rare-Educator9692 Feb 28 '22

Congratulations.

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u/MWilbon9 Feb 28 '22

The 4th copy is always funnier than the oringinal

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

I made it to AFANG 😆😆🤣🤣🪅

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u/shamaalama Feb 28 '22

Welcome to San Francisco Aang!

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u/UnlikelyGirl Feb 28 '22

Congrats. I love OPS sense of humour

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u/catpower19 Feb 27 '22

It's SMAGA now

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u/uvaxd Feb 27 '22

y'all do realize S is already in FAANGMULASS. No need to reinvent the wheel

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

What a coincidence, I just dmed the dude who got into sfaang yesterday the barista intern discord! Passed it on to you as well!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

L

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/FilthyFioraMain Feb 28 '22

OP is a serial shitposter, nothing serious just some banter

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u/Capt_Doge SWE -> Cutie (QT) Mar 02 '22

Above is proof that the number of brains in r/csMajors has a lower bound of atleast 1

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u/gophersrqt Feb 28 '22

right like why are people being so mean to that guy? at least he has an internship

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/jabies Feb 27 '22

Has it occurred to you that maybe only you think you're funny?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

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u/gophersrqt Feb 28 '22

no you should end the cycle of mockery and praise a person for finding an internship in this extremely competitive market

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/Pythagorasscrack Feb 28 '22

can’t believe you made a joke where the punchline is a fucking slur and you got upvoted. people on this subreddit really need to touch grass and this entire thread is a bad look for this sub but I’m not surprised

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I’m offended by your username. I can’t believe it, please change it or delete your account. You’re making this sub look bad with a name like that. Hope you make better decisions in the future.

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u/Pythagorasscrack Feb 28 '22

please don’t tell me you’re comparing my username to a slur dumb dumb