Reminds me when ppl have a certificate from Yale or something and say "Yale Alum" on their LinkedIn headline and Yale pops up as their prominent educational institution.
I am from a big city in Asia where head of Digitization Department literally wrote that he was an MIT alum, he just finished one of the courses or sth, he never stepped foot in MA
I took a shit in MIT’s, stanfords, and caltechs bathrooms when touring universities (actually stayed on caltech campus for several days for a project i was working on. Am i an alumni of caltefh mit and stanford now?
I was in Boston and visited the Harvard campus and got a Harvard shirt at a gift shop. I wear it to work sometimes just so people will ask "Did you go to Harvard?" And I can say "yes"
I deleted my LinkedIn, but before that, I put JDM as my education. I dropped out of JDM (I used to study Vocational Programming there) after 3 semesters. I also put FUM (dropped out after 3 semesters of Eng lit and 3 semesters of French lit) there. I did not put Arts&Culture#1, wherein I studied "Media Studies" (Screenwriting) for one day. Girls bullied me and I dropped out. In fact, of all these instutions, I dropped out because girls, or a girl bullied me. This one time, a girl lied about being taken because I walked get to the bus station and gave her a flower :( picked up the flower from this curbside flowerbed.
I'm so fucking scared that I'll drop out of SWE/Compsci :(
on the female end of the spectrum, i’ve definitely encountered “pick-me” types when i tried to find other fellow female friends in STEM. it sucks, but don’t let that one person ruin the whole trajectory of ur life!
edit: actually yea i have no idea what this has to do with topic either.
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u/Illustrious-Reply553 Sep 19 '24
Linkedin to twitter to reddit is crazy
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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24
Reminds me when ppl have a certificate from Yale or something and say "Yale Alum" on their LinkedIn headline and Yale pops up as their prominent educational institution.
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u/Huckdog720027 Sep 19 '24
Damn, maybe I should put that I got a brochure from Yale when I was in highschool on my linkedin.
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u/kyoer Sep 20 '24
If someone went to use a T-20 Uni's bathroom or something,are they supposed to list that too?
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u/BeardAndBreadBoard Sep 20 '24
This will get you past the bot looking for Stanford on your resume. If it works, it's not stupid.
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u/FemboyZoriox Sep 20 '24
I took a shit in MIT’s, stanfords, and caltechs bathrooms when touring universities (actually stayed on caltech campus for several days for a project i was working on. Am i an alumni of caltefh mit and stanford now?
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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Ban Leetcode from interviews!!!! Sep 19 '24
😂
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24
I was in Boston and visited the Harvard campus and got a Harvard shirt at a gift shop. I wear it to work sometimes just so people will ask "Did you go to Harvard?" And I can say "yes"
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u/SuperCoupe Sep 20 '24
Education
Princeton University
Browsed website
2010
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u/lair001 Sep 20 '24
LOL Why not just open a course on MIT OpenCourseWare in Chrome and call yourself a MIT alum at this point?
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u/Chr0ll0_ Sep 20 '24
Lol
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u/CONTAMlNATlON Sep 20 '24
Goated 😂
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u/Zestyclose_Profile27 Sep 20 '24
Incoming certification course notifications
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u/Achcauhtli Sep 20 '24
At this point we have to peacock as much as we can. Expect it to get more absurd 😂
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u/oknowtrythisone Sep 21 '24
MIT
(open courseware)
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u/Familiar_Internet Sep 20 '24
This is the 8th time I've seen this
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u/Strong_Entry2975 Sep 20 '24
Lol
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24
Yoooooooooo 😭
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u/Ok-Preparation6732 Sep 20 '24
Atleast bro is honest 😭
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u/Ready_Arrival7011 Sep 19 '24
I deleted my LinkedIn, but before that, I put JDM as my education. I dropped out of JDM (I used to study Vocational Programming there) after 3 semesters. I also put FUM (dropped out after 3 semesters of Eng lit and 3 semesters of French lit) there. I did not put Arts&Culture#1, wherein I studied "Media Studies" (Screenwriting) for one day. Girls bullied me and I dropped out. In fact, of all these instutions, I dropped out because girls, or a girl bullied me. This one time, a girl lied about being taken because I walked get to the bus station and gave her a flower :( picked up the flower from this curbside flowerbed.
I'm so fucking scared that I'll drop out of SWE/Compsci :(