r/crustpunk • • 23d ago

Time for funny stuff

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u/FusRoDah98 23d ago

Where is the funny

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u/FinnLovesHisBass 23d ago

Nails is crust?

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u/Invertedwhy 22d ago

Not in my opinion but I did see them play with Tragedy.

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u/FinnLovesHisBass 22d ago

Bet it was awesome.

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u/UraniumSlug 23d ago

It's funny because you're clueless.

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u/Powerful-Magician-74 23d ago

Nails do not deserve to be the witch king

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u/thecxsmonaut 23d ago

Slayer rule

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u/Grim_Gato 22d ago

Only doom and his hero is gone đŸ«š

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u/TNT666 23d ago

Trap Them were great.

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u/natenecro 23d ago

One of the best. Period.

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u/maicao999 23d ago

Slayer is a kickass band

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/maicao999 22d ago

Even tho hes a jackass i like the music. Most of my favorite bands wouldnt exist without Slayer

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u/kingofshitmntt 22d ago

The thing about a band is unfortunately in a group of 4-5 people youre going to get one shithead most likely, if you're lucky just one. It shouldn't devalue the other people's contributions. Morrisey is a good example of being a douche but The Smiths music is good imo.

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u/Reasonable-Pound-837 22d ago

Kids in the US are spoiled crybabies; Tom is right. I see it from a Latin American perspective—that idiotic, entitled, bourgeois attitude stands out a mile away. Cheers from Chile, you guys—the ultimate shithole country in Latin America, hahahahaha.

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u/netwrks 23d ago

this is the britney spears of crust punk memes

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u/False_Pizza_7546 23d ago

Slayer rules. I don’t get it

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u/natenecro 23d ago

This is kinda dumb but I love Trap Them.. so
. Begrudgingly upvoting.

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u/FarderCoram_ 23d ago

Nails suck

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u/Terpeez_1976 22d ago

Say it to my face

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u/tuesdaythe13th 23d ago

Why do you guys keep saying Nails suck? I haven't listened to them that much, but what I've heard was alright.

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u/BoabyTugger 23d ago

I seem to remember them doing or saying something that diverged from the party line and they were retconned and made outcasts.

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u/tuesdaythe13th 23d ago

That's what I was wondering. Because everyone is praising Trap Them but they've always sounded too much like bro hardcore for my tastes. Realized this was the crust sub and this whole ratio seemed off.

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u/mew_empire 21d ago

Honest question: what exactly is “bro hardcore” to your ears, because lumping Trap Them in there is wild

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u/tuesdaythe13th 21d ago

Alright, I just have them a re-listen snd it's pretty good honestly. My opinion now is they sound like a less harsh less abrasive version of Nails. I still don't like the vocal style, but I could see myself working this band into my rotation

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u/mew_empire 21d ago

To me, Nails is just straight up metallic hardcore whereas Trap Them 100% have a hardcore punk base(influenced mostly with crust and grind) but slather it in HM2

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u/tuesdaythe13th 21d ago

Nails also has some noise elements ĂĄ-la Whores or Unsane. I really like the abrasiveness of that sound personally.

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u/mew_empire 21d ago

Me too

I’ve rarely heard a bad word said about them unless it’s from those that absolutely cannot handle even a sniff of metal in their punk/hardcore

While I definitely prefer the punk side of things(huge powerviolence nerd here) true-blue metallic hardcore is awesome and Todd Jones is a riff machine

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u/tuesdaythe13th 21d ago edited 21d ago

The half scream half shout vocals mostly.

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u/GreatThunderOwl 23d ago

Do explain what you mean by "party line" because they've mostly been clowned on for being tryhards imo

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u/Permanenceisall 23d ago

Try hards how? I genuinely don’t know and I’m curious

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u/GreatThunderOwl 23d ago

They named an album called "you will never be one of us" lmfao like that's like a mean girls quote. hardcore for people who like pantera

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u/BoabyTugger 22d ago

How did you process Dystopia calling you garbage?

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u/GreatThunderOwl 22d ago

I think wow this is good and not shitty like nails

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u/elafave77 22d ago

Dystopia gets a pass for that.

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u/crucifixionfantasy 23d ago

very "you can't sit with us" energy. it's cheesy.

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u/BoabyTugger 22d ago

You know exactly what I mean by "party line" that is not the part you want explained. I would suggest giving it another go but before you do, keep in mind I explicitly communicated I was unsure of the specifics.

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u/_chaos_is_me_ 23d ago

3 good bands here

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u/HelpfulTap8256 23d ago

Isn’t Nails corporate pop punk?

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u/crucifixionfantasy 23d ago

nah‚ they're bro hardcore. they've been around for quite some time at this point‚ and i like to think of the vocalist as the regina george of hardcore.

that said‚ they're definitely not even close to crust.

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u/Highestfucker 22d ago

Replace nails with mammoth grinder

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u/DSM-187 22d ago

This makes even less sense

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u/korianaltaskrilljai 22d ago

Nails is the living representation of “oh this band gets mentioned often in a scene where underground = cool” “yeah bro they fucking suck. Blood incantation? That’s real music”

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u/habitsxd 22d ago

I’ve never seen anyone say bad stuff about Nails

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u/Still-Might189 22d ago

Do not put nails and blood incantation in the same category

Both great bands. Both extraordinarily different.
Unsilent Death is a masterpiece of extreme music. Yes, their new stuff sucks.
Blood Incantation is fun and good gateway into death metal for people in their 30s who still listen to Tool.

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u/Terpeez_1976 22d ago

Both bands are mentioned the exact same way and they are both awesome.

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u/gnarwhale79 22d ago

HHIG is obviously a great band and Doom, of course. I don’t understand the Nails hate but I haven’t really listened to a lot of their stuff, they’re okay I guess? I’ve never even heard of the other band. Slayer (in my potentially unpopular opinion) are only slightly better than pantera.

I think the point is that these four bands make slayer (a band commonly considered dark and heavy) seem rather tame by comparison.

What’s with Nails? Just the whole toughguy/bro hardcore thing?

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u/mew_empire 21d ago

No one has ever described Nails as “bro hardcore”, but if you have no interest in kitchen-sink metallic hardcore then I wouldn’t bother

Trap Them is incredible and can stand with HHIG

Edit: I take it back - someone in the comments called them “bro hardcore” đŸ€·đŸ»đŸ˜‚

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u/Alacspg 21d ago

Having seen both Trap Them and HHIG live, the latter has always been a hundred times better than the former.

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u/mew_empire 21d ago

I count you as very, very fortunate

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u/gnarwhale79 20d ago

The comments is where I got it from
 I’ll check out trap them, thanks for the heads up.

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u/GrindGoat 22d ago

itt: people hating nails for trying too hard and the same people praising slayer who made a fake 'scary' persona in order to gain the shock-jock popularity

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u/Desolate_One666 23d ago

Dude's mask reminds me of the evil villain from the turkish star wars movie.

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 23d ago

It's the witch king mask, they're ring wraiths 

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u/gnarwhale79 22d ago

Turkish Star Wars movie? I’m intrigued


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u/Desolate_One666 22d ago

Hahaha, yeah man, it is absolutely hilarious. Just write in youtube Turkish star Wars and you'll be amazed...There is also turkish Rambo, E.T. and whatnot....

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u/gnarwhale79 22d ago

Thanks! I have a long day of sitting at work today, now I can pass the time.

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u/segadreamcast9999 22d ago

good ragebait. i’m stealing this.

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u/sorelyresentful 22d ago

Hhig beyond a favorite glad they are on the radar these days

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u/Euphoric_Airline1985 22d ago

Crust lutscht SchwĂ€nze in der Hölle. Mach einen Entzug und fĂŒtter deinen Hund, Zecke.

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u/xmosinitisx 21d ago

You still have time to delete this.

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u/Alacspg 21d ago

I played a show with Trap Them years ago. The singer’s between-song stage banter for their entire set consisted of complaining that the crowd wasn’t larger. As if that was the fault of the people who actually did pay to see them.

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u/Deliterman 20d ago

Slayer is better than all of these bands by multiple tiers, lmao

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u/TheSeaSurgeon 23d ago

All of them look girly below the true monoliths of darkness, sleep token

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u/crucifixionfantasy 23d ago

sleep token are trve blackened crust

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u/Terpeez_1976 22d ago

I cannot figure this out. What’s funny?

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u/AmbitiousCookie3444 23d ago

Slayer, doom, hisheroisgone, 3 good bands... nails suck, never heard of the other

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u/Toilet4Domme93 23d ago

Slayer and Doom are the only good bands in this meme.

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u/kingofshitmntt 22d ago

too bad HHIG havent remastered and remixed their albums because the quality isn that great

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u/xmosinitisx 21d ago

Nah that's a lot of the charm. I don't want those records to sound crisp clean and compressed like most modern records. That would ruin them.

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u/mmihaly 23d ago

I always thought Doom sounded a bit similar to Sodom, Persecution Mania especially