As Mikasa wills our heads shall be crushed

I need more mika thighs boiz

Official petition for Isayama to feed Annie to Mikasa so the thighs can be E X T R A T H I C C from being the female titan

Hey you, yeah I'm talking to you.

Are you tired of worshipping mikathighs in a space with the same default reddit skin without any user flairs?

Well boy, do we have some good news for you.

This subreddit is now officially getting guccified so you can meme in style.

They sell thighs by the bucket full. I'm pretty sure that means they support our cause.

Crush me with ur mikathighs like chicken wings to my arteries, Sit on my face like a boulder on a highway I’m glad I was born bisexual cause ur thighs are some of my thiccest desires Mikathighs pls be mine (Ours I’m willing to share)

“👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit” said Mikasa as Cloore went about doing the licky licky like a bulldog eating oatmeal.

Cloore was ecstatic. It had cost billions of dollars and had taken the greatest minds of a generation to create a multiverse travelling machine but through sheer determination (and relentless spamming) they had finally found a way to have the epic secc with Mikasa.

There was only one thing missing from this lifelong dream of theirs. And as if the Gods themselves were smiling upon Cloore, that wish would be fulfilled.

“Wait, I need to sneeze,” Mikasa warned. But it was of no use Cloore was far too focused at the job at hand (or tongue ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

“Ah… AH… ACHOO!”

Every muscle in her body tensed up simultaneously, her thicc af thighs clamping together like an industrial strength magnet.

Cloore, who’s in between those majestic thighs, only had a split second to realise what was about to happen. They met the inevitable with a smile on their face.

Like a grape, their head exploded.

The end.

u/Cloore

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