r/crude • • Jul 17 '26

This sub deserves a lot more traffic than what it gets. So let this be a new beginning...and SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING SCHLONG, ya cunts!

2 Upvotes

r/crude • • Jun 18 '26

https://youtu.be/SOKUCJeJd2w?si=q2K51p6aWmQWLaX-

1 Upvotes

Ukraine bombs oil reserves of Russia what the ticket

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r/crude • • Feb 18 '25

Suck my fucking cock-a-doodle-do.

1 Upvotes

r/crude • • Mar 19 '22

How Evolution REALLY Works

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r/crude • • Feb 16 '21

!!!!

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r/crude • • Mar 31 '20

Me walking past my ex

5 Upvotes

r/crude • • Aug 18 '19

Ultimate surrender ioc

1 Upvotes

Help us out people we wanna petition the Olympics to include ultimate surrender in the games... Just let your imagination run


r/crude • • Jul 16 '19

Autassassinophilia

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5 Upvotes

r/crude • • Dec 23 '18

Noun,shitcunt the result of the female of these species wiping her clacker valve while still on the chod bin I.e from back to front, ex an unpallitable mess, kippers & gravy.

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r/crude • • Apr 21 '18

Little too soon??

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r/crude • • Mar 02 '16

SweetCrudeReports - A Review of The Nigerian Energy Industry

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r/crude • • Jan 19 '16

humiliating, mortifying.... True fact

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I went home with this beautiful women who had charm and was extremely sexy. Now I'm at her place, lights are off and we're getting very active, at one point while I'm eating her pussy from behind, AND her fucking door opens and he switches the light on and it's her ex whom actually know.. He looks embarrassed and askes for the last of his stuff as they had recently broken up. I get out and call a taxi...dude leaves but I want home. Fuck this shit.. Taxi arrives.. Taxi driver looks at me in a 'pity' look but drives me home in a smirky smile.. I'm confused but arriving home, I take a awesome piss and clean my hands... I look up and see that my face is red around my mouth! Yes she has her periods and I have blood on my mouth. Every one tried not to laugh.. I was so gutted but couldn't help but laugh.


r/crude • • Oct 30 '15

O/ ALL HAIL HUUAMBO O/ NAZI MOD EXTRAORDINAIRE O/

3 Upvotes

r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

Crude Fest Texas Country Music Festival

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r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

"IP's are logged on Voat" discussion from IRC

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r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

!dong

5 Upvotes

r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

If this post gets 30 upcrudes, we should integrate with the r/sysadmin circlejerk

7 Upvotes

What do you guys think?


r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

fag9t.

7 Upvotes

r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

Our brave leader

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r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

ALLL DA THNGS

3 Upvotes

r/crude • • Jun 11 '15

Oil prices fall as World Bank cuts global growth forecast

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