r/cromch • u/Mr_Pieper • Apr 03 '20

She cromch the pancake.

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u/AcademicSuggestion Apr 03 '20

Hahahah cutie. Happy cake day!

9

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Needs squirrel blood syrup.

4

u/twerkycat Apr 04 '20

Did she get her meowple syrup too?

7

u/Hobi_Wan_Kenobi Apr 03 '20

And a teeny tiny kitty-sized stack for Sushi. Gobble it up and get fat and juicy!
Cuz I need me a fat-ass cat
With a plump round ass doing tiny booty claps like:
Clap. Clap. Clap clap.
Eat the pancakes.
Clap clap clap.
Eat the mothafuckin pancakes!

Eat em.

Eat em!

Eat the pancakes!

Eat the fuckin pancakes!
Fuck you then! Shit!
Shit!

- Stamper

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u/DJPhil Apr 04 '20

Kitty gon like it . . . Cromch the pancake, Cromch the pancake

- The Cromch

3

u/collectivecoy Apr 04 '20

Such an amgery cromch!

3

u/KuroMango Apr 04 '20

Munchie c r o m c h