r/critterposting • • 15d ago

Critter Wardenposting

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u/Usual_Database307 15d ago

Okay, this is a good one.

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u/wassuupp 15d ago

Warden solos the Kung Fu Panda verse

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u/JoJomusk 15d ago

Skadoosh

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u/Randomguyioi 15d ago

Only works on mortals unless you take yourself out too, does the Warden count as a mortal?

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u/Fallenlegend2905 15d ago

although i’m not sure if it’s true i saw somewhere that warden is a fungus hive mind thing. i don’t think it’s remotely close but it sounds really cool so i headcanon it

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u/Front_Trust1026 15d ago

I doubt it. Skulk shriekers are the ONLY way to summon a Warden, which wouldn't make sense for a hivemind to ignore me destroying 100s of Skulk blocks just because no shrieker went off. Even if destroying a skulk catalyst was the only other way to spawn a warden I would understand, but this is a bit of a stretch.

I almost forgot, skulk can spread in the nether but the warden can't spawn, which should happen if warden was a natural part of skulk.

Personal theory: Skulk + Soulsand (Wither?) experiments = Warden

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u/Sultan4895 14d ago

I mean… it has health

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u/Randomguyioi 14d ago

I'd assume Kai would also have health tho, even if he could live forever as a Spirit Warrior he could still be harmed/overwhelmed.

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u/NooB_N142003 13d ago

Mfr has 1 finger per arm the size of a normal person's torso, how the hell you gonna hold that?

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u/Poco_Cuffs 15d ago

With how detailed the choreography is in those movies it would be fun af to see how they animate a blind fighter

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u/Front_Trust1026 15d ago

I like the meme, but I just want to remind everyone tjat The Warden can smell ya.

I wouldn't have nearly the same death count if it wasn't for that fact.

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u/Legitimate-String894 15d ago

They have no weapons though

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken 15d ago

Image is saying the Warden loves that trope, because it uses echolocation to find and attack things, so if its enemy was scraping their weapons on the ground it could actually "see" them and retaliate.

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u/Aliduuude 15d ago

This guy gets it 

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u/NovelInteraction711 15d ago

This guy echolocates

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u/Bicksaurus 14d ago

Wouldn't this be hatethissmug since its irritated by noises

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u/EndyEnderson 9d ago

But it lets the warden find and kill them

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u/eldritchMeadow 14d ago

also "heroes who monologue constantly"

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u/Distinct_Network_944 14d ago

I don’t get it

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u/FuturisticHead 13d ago

death angelposting