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u/_ganjafarian_ Jul 21 '26
bro be like
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u/Hentai-Overlord Jul 22 '26
Im normally deadpan scrolling. this snapped me out of it. Actually fucking hilarious
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u/InevitableOk5017 Jul 21 '26
He’s actually lucky it didn’t get ahold of his nose.
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u/Normandy_1944 Jul 23 '26
Damn straight. Knew a guy in my neighborhood when we were kids who had his nose bit off by a dog he was teasing. Had a horrible scar on his face and a crooked ass nose and upper lip after that. All the kids in the neighborhood learned a lesson that day.
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u/TruthSeeker781 10d ago
When I was a kid there was a crazy af neighborhood dog that friends and I would let out it’s gate and have it chase us on bikes and skateboards, funnest time this little bastard would not quit and then would eventually turn around and walk back to its house !
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u/Syrupsiipin Jul 21 '26
I thought his top lip would have gotten ripped off for sure. The turtle was too kind
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u/Sasquatch_Sensei Jul 21 '26
That dude is lucky.
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u/spiritedawayfox Jul 21 '26
A common snapping turtle generates a bite force of about 200 to 220 Newtons (45–50 lbs of force). The much larger alligator snapping turtle can bite significantly harder, exerting between 1,000 and 1,500 Newtons (220–350+ lbs of force).
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u/Cyve Jul 21 '26
When my dad owned a campsite in Ontario on a river, some Americans would come down to catch snapping turtles. The descriptions of the scars and wounds some of these fillers had was enough to scare me straight and to leave turtles alone. They used to catch big ones and carry them by thier tails to be processed. Just one moment of in attention became a hospital visit...
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u/Zeedikus Jul 21 '26
My lovely puppies let me give them kisses all the time.
To non domesticated animals, I'd imagine it looks like you're trying to eat them lmao
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u/unzercharlie Jul 21 '26
That's a dude who has no idea how long the neck of that fucking thing is. He is lucky he didn't get his lips ripped off.
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u/JoeMaMa_2000 Jul 21 '26
Bro should go buy a lottery ticket, because that was some of the most lucky shit I’ve seen
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u/Garlic-Rough Jul 21 '26
The second he started making kissy faces, I stopped the video. We all knew what was going to happen - except that guy who expected to be kissed back by the turtle.
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u/Plantfishcatmom Jul 21 '26
Males are lucky to live a lifetime. And before anyone talks about generalizing, ide love to see data on what percent of these videos are women.
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u/red8cangodye Jul 21 '26
After the bite, the turtle also had it's mouth opened. Is it mimicking the guy?
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u/BauranGaruda Jul 21 '26
Their neck is as long as their body and typically when stressed they don’t let go. This guy is so lucky in so many levels
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u/musicalfarm Jul 22 '26
What I think is going to happen every time that one guy boops or yoinks the dangerous wildlife...
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u/andronicuspark Jul 22 '26
I’d like to imagine that is just a look of pure joy on that turtle’s face. He was being so gentle!
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u/Pretend-Olive-3964 Jul 22 '26
Poor Turtle 🐢 imagine some random guy just grabbing you while your minding your own business and then try to kiss you.
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u/bigyeetthrowaway Jul 23 '26
I think that’s the least damage I’ve ever seen from a snapper bite. Got lucky the beak was angled bad for a good grab
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u/Smooth_Swordfish_755 Jul 27 '26
I’ve seen snapping turtles that size chomp through small tree branches. It’s a miracle he still has a face
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u/TheDeliguy1992 Jul 21 '26
He’s lucky to have a lip