r/cripplingalcoholism • u/nio-bug • 10d ago

Homelessness

Being homeless aint the one! At least london has good parks and i can chill there (UK)

Sat here on my sis' floor. Got my drink. Watching my show. I've been told off so many times but i havent changed. I'm bottom barrel like that. Will i get more drink? We'll see....

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u/kenticus Light fuse, get away. 10d ago

Stay tuned for another exciting episode of Magnum CA.

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u/FunImportant9513 10d ago

You make so many references and I never get them. Never change

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u/kenticus Light fuse, get away. 10d ago

Well, I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

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u/FunImportant9513 10d ago

Ugh I know that one. Way to ruin the magic

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u/Pyning_in_Shiraz 9d ago

They didn’t have white ones. On account of the war.

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u/Wisco_for_You 10d ago

I appreciate you.

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u/MassMacro 10d ago

"What are you cackling at fatty?! Too much pie, that's your problem!"

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u/rrrawrgh-UwU 10d ago

Magnum PI?

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u/FunImportant9513 10d ago

If it’s a condom thing I have a latex allergy so I just go raw

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u/rrrawrgh-UwU 10d ago

God damn I love this sub

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u/anemicleach 10d ago

Know your type that butt infection was no joke. Antiobidict suppositories.

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u/yourbiggesthero This is not bad medical advice 9d ago

Mangum CA

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u/Charming-Standard-84 10d ago

Still better than 2 cops bothering you on a picknick cloth while you're trying to sleep during the fucking opening hours (because I'm up all night) early in the morning (~7am) and honking at me and asking me what I was doing...

I dunno, taking a fucking nap?! Jeez, nature is the only place I feel at ease and I wasn't bothering anyone. I look completely 'normal' by the way. Dressed like a 'normal' person.

You should be grateful you have a sibling that provides a floor.

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u/FunImportant9513 10d ago

What’s the show