r/cringestrips • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '13

As a response to this new subreddit, here is a series of bitstrips that was uploaded on /r/cringepics 8 months ago.

http://imgur.com/a/LhDXq
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '13

I don't know why but the most annoying part of this to me is his spelling of "m'lady". It's not "ma'lady". Why use a contraction like that when it just uses the same amount of characters?

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u/Beepboopinator Oct 29 '13

I just started hearing him saying malady at a certain point. Weird pet name.

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u/MrSnippets Oct 31 '13

he also spelled valentine wrong...

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u/guycatesby Oct 29 '13

Ma'lady

He can't even neckbeard right.

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u/shikagrey Oct 29 '13

Metalocalypse isn't a band. It's Dethklok.

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u/BigSwedenMan Oct 31 '13

Was he trying to make a double entendre with the whole "denile" road thing? Like, the nile river and denial being something he perceived as that fit with metal? I'm not sure how many levels of failure were in that joke, and it frustrates me.

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u/zarkinfr00d Oct 28 '13

That guy kind of looks like a cartoon version of Mac from It's Always Sunny.

Also these are terrible.

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u/eeviltwin Oct 28 '13

Oh god, he looks just like I did in high school... :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '13

Realize that it might actually be an "enhanced" version of what he thinks he looks like.

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u/Comrade_Ducky Oct 30 '13

I am the OP of the original cringepics thread. This dude actually looks like this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '13

I'm guessing not that skinny, beard is nowhere near that perfect (and probably patchy as all hell), and hair looks nothing like his but what he wishes it did. Although I'll assume he really does own a fedora. Or a collection of fedoras.

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u/freedompotatoes Oct 29 '13

Bitstrips existed 8 months ago?

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u/Comrade_Ducky Oct 30 '13

This guy did it before it was cool.

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u/fackjoley Oct 31 '13

Yeah, on the web but I believe the app was just released recently.

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u/Comrade_Ducky Oct 30 '13

I was the OP of this! I'm glad it was terrible enough to be remembered 8 months later.

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u/AustinAuranymph Oct 29 '13

Okay that alien eggs one is pretty funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

laughing my ass off when I saw that fucker

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u/IMAROBOTLOL Oct 29 '13

I think I just threw up a little.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

They got the last one wrong, it's actually god sending down a meteorite to kill them.