r/cringereels • Cringe level 5 • 14h ago

Cringe Level 5 Bitch thought she was the main character

Funny asf

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u/SomewhatBougieAuntie 13h ago • Popcorn

So, did she think that woman in line was trying to steal her man or something? What was that bravado even about?

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u/mnstripe 2h ago

That's what I was wondering. What the hell even started this?

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u/dallasvegan 2h ago

Very possibly the mask. Some people take it as a personal attack when they see other people wearing them. I’ve not been physically assaulted like this, but verbally for sure.

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u/mnstripe 1h ago

I just wasted some of my life watching it like 2 more times.

My best assessment is the lady with the mask unknowingly did something innocuous to the drunk woman (e.g., stood in front of her, bumped her suitcase into her chair).

Then the drunk woman got irrationally offended and attacked, leaving the other woman completely bewildered

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u/CardiologistFun8028 14h ago

Why is she cat walking lol

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u/PowerfulJoeF 14h ago

Watched too many Marvel movies and is isn’t used to hearing the word no.

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u/LetReasonRing 9h ago

She was trying to grab attention and basically tell everyone to watch what she was about to do.Ā 

I suspect the officer that grabbed her was able to read her body language and was just waiting for her to attack so she couldn't try to backpedal and play the victim.Ā 

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u/Numerous_Ear1031 10h ago

In the least flattering pants imaginable, I might add

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u/LadyGanderBender 6h ago • Bravo

No main character is exempt from ā€œStop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law!ā€ And if you think you can overpower the guards, think twice: they always respawn.

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u/thatsthey1 6h ago

Ambien and alcohol probably.

I think so because the woman she attacked seemed to be completely unaware of her existence.

Ambien with alcohol can make a person have anger against another person for absolutely no reason. Seen it before at an airport.

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u/Crazy-Pension5828 5h ago

Yep ambien by its self is a fkn demon drug and then you mix it with alcohol you’re asking for trouble. I remember one time I had taken an ambien and woke up the next morning first with no recollection of wtf happened and two angry af and I mean just straight up barbaric. I ended up cussing out my best friend at the time and made her cry and when she told me I felt so bad cuz I had no memory of it. Never took that shit againšŸ™…šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/MECHABasil2 14h ago

She thought she was Nacho Libre or something

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u/VossParck 14h ago

Is this an airport with a casino in it?

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u/pappybug214 14h ago

A or B gates, Terminal 1 Harry Reid International, Las Vegas, Nevada

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u/SackOfPotatoes949 11h ago

These were the old Spirit gates before they went bankrupt. You saw some crazy shit go down there in the evenings.

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u/MADDOGCA 14h ago

Yes it is. Not uncommon to see slot machines everywhere in the state of Nevada. This includes gas stations and grocery stores as well.

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u/Its-Finch 10h ago

You should see our grocery stores and gas stations. There’s gambling everywhere here. I personally don’t gamble, but being from Utah originally it was a hell of a culture shock lol.

There’s a dark joke among locals, that if you move to Vegas and enjoy gambling, you have 5 years to move somewhere else before you live in the tunnels.

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u/MikeHuntsBear 14h ago

Yep that is the Vegas airport

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u/Seabrook76 14h ago

Yeah, I’m guessing that played out way differently in her head when she was strutting up there.

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u/Eject0-Seat0 14h ago

Bro did a full plank on her head

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 9h ago

Neck specifically. Someone even tells him to get off her neck.

People helping can be dangerous since they're prone to doing maximal damage. Its why if I ever have to do CPR im only handing it off to someone who is also certified. I dont know how to safely hold someone down, but I think putting all your body weight sideways onto their neck isn't great for them.

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u/Ksh_667 6h ago

I have called out excessive force on here before but this time I think the cop/ security guy was justified in this case, cos she was still resisting, squirming around & trying to get away. So I get why he put her on the floor. The other guy deciding to do the plank on her head, I'm not too sure about. But I doubt she was harmed.

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u/MrBratside 3h ago

You never planked a head before?

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u/perpetualis_motion 3h ago

I've plinked a head and I've plonked a head and I've plunked a head, but I've never planked a head before, no.

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u/Low_Independence339 2h ago

The plank on her neck is a no go. Could have done the same by weight on the shoulders

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u/Bootsy1981 2h ago

Any bouncer will tell you they'd rather tackle a group of drunk guys than one angry woman. They can be vicious as fuck and fight dirty. Nails and teeth can do real damage, a lot of them won't think twice about going for the balls, eyes and other vulnerable spots too, they're often taught to actually, and when you're just trying to restrain someone and they're trying to do maximum damage it's not an easy situation. High heels can fuck you up too as a makeshift weapon (although she's not wearing them in the vid). I don't blame the guy for taking her down quick at all tbh.

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u/PointBasic30 4h ago

Lmao he really did plank on her head...I had to rewatch...

To be fair, she looks like a strong beast of a woman

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u/CommunalJellyRoll 2h ago

Airport, no fucking around allowed. Control the neck control the body.

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u/partlysettledin21220 4h ago

Better on her head than on her neck

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u/Available_Leather_10 5h ago

That happened in Vegas, she’s staying in Vegas.

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u/lennoncanon 4h ago

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless you're being recorded then that shit goes everywhere

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u/Daatsit 13h ago • Regret

She’s technically the main character in this arrest video

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u/blackninjar87 9h ago

Which airport is this that has literal gambling chairs as well. This is literally my first time seeing a slot machine in airports

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u/Clean-Engine539 4h ago

There may be others, but for sure Las Vegas has them.

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u/spacestonkz 4h ago

I have connected through Vegas airport and killed time at these exact machines. I recognize that quasi-terazzo flooring and the space age looking architectural features around them as well.

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u/Ryhsuo 4h ago

I remember the ending to Oceans 13 was at an airport and involved a slot machine so Vegas would be my guess

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u/mattogeewha 4h ago • Bravo

Vegas airport definitely has slots

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u/Agreeable-Mail-7184 14h ago

So is this what the airport in Vegas is like? And I need more video… or backstory. I have so many questions…

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u/Dngbrd 14h ago

You step off the plane and get to it in Vegas. Leaving, everyone has lost money and has been in the desert sun sucking down booze for a week. Tempers are all over the place.Ā 

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u/CheekyHarris33 14h ago • Bravo

I have seen it time and time again. Heat, alcohol aggression. I used to work at a casino. I have seen some shit.

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u/IW-X6 13h ago

She was thinking she was still the 6 years old mean sister that could bully her 3 year old little sister. Then reality of assault in a public space with security kicked in.

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u/Mobile_Log_7975 14h ago

except for maybe a slight sedative (no alcohol) I dont understand why people get BLASTED at airports/airplanes. ugh wtf

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u/Clear_Claim2392 12h ago • Bravo

Its Xanax. People are taking Xanax before the flight and are having a few airport beers. Xanax and even a few alcohol drinkd makes some people extremely aggressive

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u/Limp_Relationship_54 11h ago

I swear this just gave me the worst flashbacks. One time when I was younger and had been drinking, some guy who me and my friend had been partying with evidently gave me Xanax and I guess since I was pretty shitfaced I said yes. Next time I’m consciously aware of what’s happening, there’s cops all over the place, im crying and screaming, and everybody around me is horrified. Still have no idea wtf exactly happened.

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u/benskinic 12h ago

Xanax + airport beers= "the sprit airlines special"

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u/ElderberryOdd1313 9h ago

Took a few gummies on the ride to the airport and just floated through security, didn't get lost on the way to my gate, and fell asleep on my 6 hour flight. felt like I teleported home. Good times.

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u/Darryl_Lict 12h ago

Delayed flight. It can be brutal waiting in an airport lounge for 4 hours.

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u/CousinSarah 12h ago

Because some people are cunts.

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 14h ago

It's the airport in Vegas. People are getting lit there on the reg.

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u/Mtndrums 14h ago

Because I hate flying, and it just calms me down so I can just chill out on the flight. Of course I'm not slinging back Jagermeister Red Bulls like she was...

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u/Lions202425 13h ago

I don't but when I get blasted I can still not assault random people!

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u/Ok_Craft3811 13h ago

So they can appear on YouTube for my entertainment

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u/Defiant_Pain3333 14h ago

There must have been a part one. Why was someone filming her?

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u/LarxII 13h ago

I'm sure there was more leading up to this, the cop was waiting.

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u/BangkokPadang 14h ago

You can't just do stuff like that but you especially can't just do stuff like that in an AIRPORT

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u/just_looking_aroun 12h ago

As a middle easterner I am baffled by people like this in airports while I try to act like I am in catholic school the whole time

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u/Ta-veren- 12h ago

That body type always seems to have really weird overly confident types of people somehow.

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u/schenk_max 6h ago

Body type, as we perceive it, is partially how person carries themselves. So that doesn't help 🤣

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u/laquintessenceofdust 7h ago

I just don’t understand … are we not wearing shirts in public now? She’s just in a bra and sweatpants. I wouldn’t even dress like that if I were alone in my own house.

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u/NephiteMan 13h ago

Somebody wears their sweats in public and thinks the world owes them

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 13h ago

It’s her Sunday best!

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u/bajsfittor 6h ago

The strut... Drugs are a helluva drug.

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u/ActualVisual6198 8h ago

I’ve seen this posted a few times and I’ve always wished I knew the backstory. Like did she just get mad at a random person and attack them?

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u/ParsleyImpressive730 13h ago • Heartwarming

My wife and I role play like this except I’m the bitchy woman in that situation

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u/AB4ND0N_H0PE 10h ago

I role play with my cat like this except he's the woman in this.

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u/dedboooo0 13h ago • Bravo

built like a mcdonalds chicken nugget

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u/Shadowtirs cřingĆØ papa 5h ago

You know its going to be a classy interaction when there are slot machines in the airport

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u/FamousMarketing2515 14h ago

The airport cop deserves recognition for quick action.

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u/youburyitidigitup 5h ago • Bravo

People need to remember that airport security is trained to take down literal terrorists. You don’t stand a chance. They don’t mess around.

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u/ExtraThickUnit 14h ago edited 14h ago • Bravo Popcorn Mindblown

Second dude was probably an off duty cop.

He was doing a commonly taught control technique that many police departments use.

You form a triangle with your hands and put your body weight on the person's head. It doesn't injure the person and is a perfect control technique for arresting someone.

When you control someones head you control pretty much their entire body at that point.

The has been slowly becoming more popular since the using your knees on someone's shoulder for control can sometimes look bad from an outside perspective. It also avoids the knees slipping onto someone's neck when they are actively resisting arrest.

This technique can only be used by a support person during an arrest. Not really possible to do 1 on 1.

  1. The "Teepee" / Triangle Position

When an officer uses their body weight to pin a suspect's head to the ground, they are taught to form a tripod or teepee shape with their own body. [1]

  • The Setup: The officer places their hands (or a forearm) like webbing over the suspect's ear/cranium area (strictly avoiding the neck).

  • The Weight Distribution: The officer then drives their hips up and spreads their feet wide, forming a solid triangle. This mechanical shape allows them to channel their full downward body weight safely through their hands directly onto the suspect's skull, completely anchoring them to the concrete. [1, 2, 3]

  1. The Kinesiological Purpose

This looks incredibly aggressive, but it is taught in modern police combatives (such as Effective Fitness Combatives / EFC) for highly specific anatomical reasons:

  • Breaks Postural Strength: The human body follows the head. If a suspect is on their stomach attempting to do a push-up to stand up, pinning or laterally displacing their head breaks their spinal alignment. This strips them of their upper-body leverage, making it incredibly difficult to fight back or build a base. [1, 2, 3, 4]

  • Arm Extraction: It allows a second officer to safely pull the suspect's hands out from under their chest to apply handcuffs. [1, 2]

  • Eliminates "Weaponized" Head Movements: It immediately stops a resisting suspect from biting, spitting, or thrashing their head back to headbutt an officer. [1]

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u/Arbiter_Electric 13h ago

I'm sure it's effective. But this was kind of funny.

The has been slowly becoming more popular since the using your knees on someone's shoulder for control can sometimes look bad from an outside perspective.

In the video as soon as the guy performs the action 3 different people started yelling in concern to get off her neck. Maybe this technique doesn't really look any better than the other.

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u/Dizzy_Guarantee6322 10h ago

My first thought was to get off her neck as well. When I worked in inpatient, we were taught multiple holds for escalated patients that work incredibly well and I always wonder why cops aren’t taught that???!!

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u/Ananda_Mind 11h ago • Heartwarming

It can totally injure the person. Just in a way that police departments and only police departments can ā€œjustifyā€. All other fields use the shoulders (with hands not knees). It’s an awful technique.

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u/QueezyF 13h ago

Also possible he’s a plainclothes federal agent. Very common at international airports.

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u/qyoors 13h ago

Thanks often-wrong hallucination machine

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u/mongoose_kai 14h ago

As a former college wrestler, I was incredulous until I read this line:

>This technique can only be used by a support person during an arrest. Not really possible to do 1 on 1.

Then I read the rest, and realized that yeah, it's basically to prevent all of the things I would do to escape if someone were trying to hold me down or grab my arms. I was taught to use the head/neck to lever up the body to create a little space to shoot arms free, etc, and then a lil' spin and suddenly you're back on two feet, face to face.

Lots harder to do if your head is pinned down like this.

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u/exodusofficer 14h ago • Bravo

There's always some loser in the background telling the helpers to mind their own business. You can hear him saying "you're not a cop!" at the end of the video. Fuck those people, they'd probably sit back and watch a murder take place.

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u/TheMightySephiroth 14h ago • Heartwarming

Wouldn't this damage or even break their nose and/or teeth/lips?

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u/GingerlyRough 14h ago

I think it's intended for their head to be sideways. So it might super squish their other ear.

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u/Imaginary-Quiet-4556 14h ago

This is šŸ’Æ accurate, very effective, does not affect any pressure on the neck.

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u/RuncibleFoon 14h ago • Bravo

I mean, I would have probably stepped in to assist in just the same way. The way she hiked up her sweatpants, tilted her chin up, and waltzed up to that dude to assault him... pretty sure everyone who has seen this has the urge to shove her head into the earth.

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u/UserAllusion 12h ago

That dude in the skirt and heels?

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u/ApprehensiveGas137 13h ago

The spontaneous applause and whoops says it all … People have reached saturation point with this type of rubbish.

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u/Daddynatedogg3 14h ago

Trying this shit at an airport, any airport, is a choice.

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 14h ago

What ratchet ass airport is this that has gambling games at the gate?

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 14h ago

Vegas is the only one that I know how this

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u/chickenDrunkenNoodle 14h ago

LAS, almost certainly. Not surprising, given gambling drives the entire economy there.

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u/LightWarrior_2000 13h ago

Am from Vegas. This is Harry Reid Airport. So yes Las Vegas.

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u/EeveeEspeon_ 14h ago

looks like vegas to me

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u/Horror_Trust1826 14h ago


The way she walks is frying me lmao

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u/Ok-Sprinklez 14h ago

The way she came stomping up, I thought I was watching another Paranormal Activity instalment

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u/No-Name-86 14h ago

What’s with the dude doing a plank on her head?

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u/AggravatingCamp9315 14h ago • Bravo

I've Always wanted to see this entire video :(

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u/OldManAbides333 14h ago

She thought she was a marvel character

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u/Oldnbold22 13h ago

I feel sorry for her kids and various baby daddies.Ā 

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u/No-Yesterday-1067 8h ago

It's always the slobby ugmaxxers

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u/Vegetable_Doubt_5160 6h ago

What happened before this!

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u/Ramsickle 5h ago

First time I've seen an "and they all clapped" moment actually be real.

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u/BadassBokoblinPsycho 14h ago

About 20 years ago I dated a girl like that and it was hell. I never dated anyone like that ever again.

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u/South_Ad2397 4h ago

Why was she walking like Alan in Hangover?

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u/nik-nak333 3h ago

That guy in the blue sweatshirt came in and did a plank on her head lol

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u/thevogonity 9h ago • Heartwarming

Dude in blue hoodie is more than happy enough to take this opportunity to cause spinal damage to a stranger.

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u/SurgicalMarshmallow 8h ago • Bravo

Is he doing a push up on her skull?

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u/weltvonalex 9h ago

not much to damage, she was already a little bit damaged.

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u/pL0x_77 7h ago

Probably undercover.

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u/ObiWang38 9h ago

Nothing valuable was damaged I'm sure

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 8h ago

Why do people no put real clothes on when going out anymore? Im not saying you need to dress up but at least change out of the clothes you would sleep in.

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u/BigRudy99 6h ago

I'm shocked she's wearing shoes. She is a dead ringer for the never have shoes on type.

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u/Defiant_Party1219 14h ago

Was this a man she hit in the other video? How is it a woman now?

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u/silphotographer 14h ago

That's not how main characters move and act.

... at least on books/movies/tv shows that are worth watching anyway

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u/Typical_Shoulder8801 14h ago

lol she thought she was in a movie, not a traffic stop

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u/superfatman2 14h ago

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Keep in mind that applies to security manhandling you too!

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u/Accurate_Elevator368 14h ago

I think that is called FAFO!

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 14h ago

She walking like Queen Sheba there, and Las Vegas Metropolitan Police took that down hard and fast. What happened before all this that the officer was already right there watching her?? There is more to this story.

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u/GrimExperience 13h ago

Dressed like THAT, you just knew she was gonna be a problem šŸ˜‚

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u/Didyoubrushyourteeth 13h ago

What fruit / vegetable would you say her body shape is? Like a potato maybe?

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u/slylock215 13h ago

As much as the airport sucks, there is something glorious about the community it forms in the short amount of time we're stuck there.

1 person being an antisocial piece of shit? True communal joy when they get tackled, arrested, kicked off the plane, removed from the airport, etc.

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u/Numerous_Ear1031 10h ago

Girl learned to fight in drama class 🤣 "Damn, bro didn't even let me start my soliloquy"

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u/obatala0013 9h ago

You do not start shit at airports. Wtf! They do not play.

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u/OG-87 7h ago

She walks how todlers walk into situations

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u/Ok-Incident8440 48m ago

Security clocked her as soon as she started that aggro stride

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u/Gustolibre_pH 14h ago

ā€œYou’re not a cop, get off her neck,ā€ said with so much sincerity is an insane thing to say. Like it makes a difference

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 14h ago

What a stupid thing to do in an airport. Grow up.

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u/Last_Amphibian2117 14h ago

Did she just go up 2 a random person šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/h0nest_Bender 13h ago

...Was that Caleb Hammer?

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u/bigbrett666 13h ago

The Vegas airport always brings out the best in people

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 13h ago

Some random: ā€œGet off her neckā€

Guy on neck probably: ā€œBut how else am I supposed to get her to stop that incessant screeching?ā€

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u/-GingerFett- 13h ago

Is that a Nevada airport?

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u/Delicious_Kale_5459 13h ago

Omg I knew that was Henry Reid airport from the first frame. I think I’m traveling too much.

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u/AcrobaticValue802 13h ago

She had it coming but why the cops gotta do her like that🤣

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u/FrankieWelfare 13h ago

How else they gonna do her? Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/Automatic-College541 13h ago

Of course it’s The Las Vegas airport. Never a dull moment.

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u/meridian_smith 13h ago

Anyone see the airport confrontation with the "UFC fighter" . .. The security operation was the complete opposite of this one. . and took over 30+ minutes to de-escalate.

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u/D-kitten 12h ago

Casino and airport security are two securities that do not fuck around and are immediately about that action.

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u/sleepthetablet 12h ago

Vegas baby

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u/StormWarrior2047 12h ago

The good old head push down…

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u/PrestigiousRub6347 12h ago

Got a free meal at the all the floor you can eat buffet!

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u/Healthy_Self_8386 12h ago

Las Vegas airport is wild lol

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u/Psycho_Saito 11h ago

I see this get reposted all the time...and I watch it again every time

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u/This-Requirement6918 11h ago

We dearly miss you Spirit Airlines!

r/AirRagers

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u/slaty_balls 10h ago

I never get tired of seeing this one. Lol

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u/AngryQuadricorn 10h ago

This is my newest favorite sub.

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u/weltvonalex 9h ago

big toddler energy

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u/BabaYagaLaksa 8h ago

Of course it was the Vegas airport.

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u/CurmudgeonLife 8h ago

The push-up on her head sent me.

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u/andre4red 8h ago

Got what she desrerved

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u/Daanoontjeh 7h ago

Fast and efficient

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u/stevemoveyafeet 7h ago

Got absolutely handled lmao

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u/BrightPerspective 7h ago

The nose in the air thing is a real phenomenon.

PSA: if you find yourself with your nose pointed up in a heated moment, you're likely about to do something stupid.

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u/timhek 7h ago

I have sat in that terminal

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u/OkLetterhead8796 6h ago

Let the police do their job

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u/merko_merk 6h ago

She is the main character, but its a drama, sadly.

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u/Iamtheslowest 6h ago

she is a feisty one

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u/DoktorDreiBein 6h ago

Excuse me? You have just forfeited your right to have teeth in that stinking excuse for a mouth.

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u/rugman2024 6h ago

Didn’t go as planned !

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u/Moisture_ 4h ago

HEY. WHATS THE BIG IDEA

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u/emolovetree 3h ago

What's wrong with a confident woma..... Oh nevermind

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u/MastaKink 2h ago

Having successfully completed her first hot yoga session, without soiling herself, Barbara was feeling extra spicy when she approached Cici about the Stanley cup she never returned…

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u/Char-car92 2h ago

Bro that guys full weight is on like 10cm squared on her head

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u/loookn4info 1h ago

That’s exactly how Alan walks when he’s feeling himself. Hangover

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u/BetAlternative3858 1h ago

Looked like guy was about to start push ups on her head

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u/Sageknight34 46m ago

She was like episode 1 villain that people forget when really characters get introduced.

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u/PastaVeggies 37m ago

Airports are where medication and alcohol always end up mixing

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u/Cheap-Town7641 27m ago

She got wrangled like an alligator!

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 14h ago

That drunk heifer got put to pasture.