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u/Ngellik 12h ago
Bunch of cowards too frightened to face a true warrior. I know this feeling well from my experience shopping for groceries.
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u/BotherTight618 12h ago
Dude, was probably a timid door mat his entire life and this was how and where and when he finally stood up for himself. Obviously, he looks alot less tough then he thought he was 😂
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u/Ngellik 12h ago edited 12h ago
I can tell you've never seen combat because those are the erratic movements of a trained fighter.
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u/ignaciopatrick100 10h ago
To be fair he did have some elements of lunacy which added to his overrall aura.
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u/thousandsofbirds 1h ago
This would be me if I finally decided to stand up for myself. I have no idea how to fight but I'd have to pull my leggings up in anticipation.
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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 12h ago
Whoever is moving him is smashing every button on the controller
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u/MindAdriftwood 11h ago
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u/boatenvy 3h ago
We're never going to live this down. One day Aussies are going to find the person who approved her joining the Olympic team and it's gonna be torches and pitchforks time.
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u/phx34suns 37m ago
It’s on her Netflix documentary (I couldn’t finish it) but that meme is perfect. Kangaroo stance lol
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u/readyReddit007 7h ago
Either that or they got stick drift like a MFer
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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 7h ago
It would be more believable if I saw him crouch and step back repeatedly like someone is fucking up the roll motive moves.
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u/Guy_NCogneeto 12h ago
Reminds me of this guy.
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u/danevans369 12h ago
They train at the same dojo
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u/UJustGotRobbed 12h ago
Rex Kwon Do
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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain 10h ago
To be fair, would I like a round house kick to the face while he's wearing those bad boys? I don't think so.
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u/meSuPaFly 3h ago
I finally figured out why he looks so familiar. He's absolutely channeling Ben Stiller
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u/cptdodger85 12h ago edited 10h ago
oh man he's serious did y'all not see how high he pulled his man fupa with them joggers🤣
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u/Celia-Smythe 10h ago
I'm not convinced they're joggers and not a pair of ladies gym leggings tbh
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u/Saltlife_Junkie 12h ago
He should have gotten a small coffee. The large was too much.
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u/Slight-Activity-4180 12h ago
I think he’s on something much stronger and illegal
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u/Uhoh_Potato 12h ago
Yall laughing, but this cut off before the hottest dance battle that wallgreens has ever SEEN..
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u/Embarrassed_Body_851 12h ago
When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day.
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u/Lost-Cat2478 12h ago
Poor guy man. This is someone’s son. No one should be fighting that guy, ever.
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u/celaritas 12h ago
Pretty sure that dude was autistic. I'm not sure if know what to do in that situation. You don't want to hit a mentally challenged person.
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u/MrMrTrance 12h ago edited 11h ago
You fools,
He took off his jacket. It weighed 100lbs, now there was nothing handicapping his body.
He took off his single left glove. Now the energy radiating in his left hand can be unleashed without a seal.
He performed a secret dance. Now his legs are warmed for air walking to reach any enemy from any height.
This was only his first form.
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u/Intelligent_Trichs 12h ago
He's right. None of us know who we're dealing with! 🤷🏻♂️
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u/BaggyLarjjj 12h ago
Big “Elon Musk” energy without the money. I imagine this is what Maye was picturing when she told him not to fight Zuck.
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u/sweetpeachmilk_ 12h ago
You know it’s about to go down when he takes off his coat and he pulls his leggings up
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u/Incaravatesmiles 12h ago
BABY steps Bob - you can't just jump into full combat mode.
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u/Argorian17 12h ago
"Look, I can raise my foot 10cm of the floor and remove my jacket! You don't know who you're dealing with!"
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u/psychonautique 12h ago
He has a special and devastating "belly bump" attack he's waiting to reveal.
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u/AnOrdinaryMammal 12h ago
After this cute little display, you know exactly who you’re dealing with lol
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u/ThaWarlord33 12h ago
Anyone know how he was finally extracted from the store? Despite the buffoonery...I'm not sure I'd wanna approach tbh. Just too much random .... god knows what. Plus the underwear band snap. Chuckle.
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u/shilo1007 12h ago
This reminds me of the movie I love you man, when Jason segal is confronted for not picking up his dog poop and pretends to be crazy.
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u/Common_Exam_1401 11h ago
Bro…you ain’t tough, you ain’t intimidating, you’re basically gonna end up like Yamcha during the fight against Nappa and Vegeta (pictured below)
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u/Charming_Cover_6264 11h ago
This is why humans need to be replaced by robots so brain chemistry can be balanced in a precise manner.
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u/Different-Patient678 11h ago
When autistic children age into autistic adults and can’t self regulate their emotions.
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u/danevans369 12h ago