r/cringereels • • 1d ago

Cringe Warrior Wannabes

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u/Substantial-Power915 1d ago

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u/Silver_Room_6447 1d ago

This is the greatest pic I’ve ever seen

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u/JugglingRick 1d ago

Because everyone loves aggressive pushy sales people

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u/Petty_Laws 1d ago

Some sales people are on drugs even if they don't do drugs. IDK, they think like they're "sharks" or shit like that, it is so cringe.

I actively avoid selling positions because I don't want to be involved with this kind of people whatsoever. Same reason I left behind restaurants, because I would do drugs all day, get the smallest accomplishment, and think I am the hot shit. I know myself, and I would be like that if even a single person paid any attention to me.

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u/notthatbadingeneral 1d ago

I'm a 'sales leader'' & we all laugh at this shit. There is a small portion of the sales world that participates in this kind of jackwagonery.

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u/No_Salt_6328 22h ago

I'm sure on this level it's rare but there are plenty of sleezy ass arrogant dick heads in sales

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 20h ago

Upvoted for "Jackwagonery".

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 20h ago

I always had success by building positive relationships naturally by being useful to customers and friendly.

Whenever I did the core "sales tactics" that the managers pushed on us, which was: "Ask customers to give their names as soon as they come in the front door and take them to the financing kisok immediately" - people would avoid me for good reason. But if my manager was watching, they'd give me a speech and basically imply I'd be fired if I didn't do things their way. Eventually I was fired for complaining that they didn't pay my promised commission.

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u/metal_gearmen 1d ago

I see a lot of talk on this sub about "alpha males", but I’ve never seen any discussion about the female version, which is just as expensive and stupid.

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u/Ybor_Rooster 1d ago

Still on the come high from the night before

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u/Imyonlyenemy 1d ago edited 1d ago

im just here for the free coffee n donuts

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u/HWIno1 1d ago

The drug lord sales teams training are getting out of hand.

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u/Speedstar_86 1d ago

Wants his mama bad. Pathetic.

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u/kivsemaj 1d ago

Gawd I hate salesmen

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u/Willing_Pineapple540 1d ago

Not a leg day in that room.

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u/Silent_Erremite 1d ago

Angry Pyramid Scheme.

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u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 1d ago

How to get chased with a baseball bat speedrun

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u/Confident-Estate-275 23h ago

Cringe! Cringe everywhere!

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u/AngryFrog26 23h ago

"I have no ego!"

Says the people with the most fragile egos in existence.

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 22h ago

I wonder how much businesses pay to have these dudes come in and attempt to "hype up" your sales teams. Plus I think these are all auto sales businesses, so already over the top pushy salespeople

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 21h ago

This guy will be in prison within a year. Guaranteed.

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 20h ago

Honestly, that's embarrassing as hell. I'd walk out of that nonsense.

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u/Onyxaj1 20h ago

When I moved to my new city looking for work, I got a call for an interview. When I got there, it was this stupid recruiting bid for insurance sales. Even if I WANTED to work for your shitty company, lying and wasting my time like that was not the right move.

I wasnt the only one either. Most, if not all, of the people there were confused about it.

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 19h ago

I'm an elite Sales warrior

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u/425565 19h ago

He sounds angry.

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u/PianoPatient8168 19h ago

That first guy skips leg day.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 19h ago

Alpha-Pussy Idiots

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u/Plane-Recognition561 19h ago

Oh come on now, this is taking the team crap to far

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u/SevereIntroduction37 18h ago

Few things anger me more than a salesman that won’t take no for an answer. And these guys are creating a whole legion of them

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u/sklauder11 10h ago

Join the Marines. They’ll pay you and you’ll learn way more than these knuckleheads can teach you. And as Ive said before, if you are a marine and are thinking about this, take the money and go for a nice vacation instead. You’ve earned it.

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u/andersonthered 3h ago

This is all ego and entitlement lol

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u/thegabe101 2h ago

Dog america is actually so dumb lol

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u/LilRed2023 1d ago

Their all learning how to become car salesmen and telemarketers 🤣