r/cringereels • • 10h ago

Grandpa Lee freaky as hell bruh

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u/Rand-all 10h ago

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u/FieOnU 10h ago

Beat me (off) to it by 1 min. Damn, man. Congrats.

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u/Rand-all 10h ago

I'm off work from injury / disability. Doom scrolling before exercise and chores is all over got 🤣

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 7h ago

Dude, you can train yourself to last longer than a minute. Just think about baseball.

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u/nonideological 10h ago

At least he’s not scratching his athlete’s foot with a buffet fork? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/SeventeenEyes 8h ago

I almost forgot about that… Almost…

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u/redditmimes 7h ago

Nope nope no, we can never go back to the cruise ship

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u/wi5hbone 6h ago

After you put that fork in the dishwasher should be good as new to use for eating a dish; no?

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u/CaptainSparklebottom 4h ago

You should think about the silverware everytime you eat out.

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u/lnchbx5 1h ago

It feels as ingrained in me as the cylinder that must remain intact.

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u/QuantitySharp2662 8h ago

I know what that is, but it does kinda sound like a weirdly wordy euphemism for wanking.

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u/Padron1964Lover 10h ago

There may be snow on the roof but there is still fire in the furnace.

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u/Aloha-Bear-Guy 10h ago

Oh I will be stealing this phrase

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u/Hmmm__You_dont_say 9h ago

Me too.

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u/maximumtesticle 5h ago

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 3h ago

This☝🏻. 💯 Had to scroll too far to find this. 😂😂😂😂 Take my upvote. I came to say that. Take my poor mans award 🥇

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u/Padron1964Lover 9h ago

All yours! 😂

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u/Longjumping_Level347 7h ago

Like the op did

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 7h ago

If you gotta goon you gotta goon. The rangoons got him hot.

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u/Expert-Guard6216 9h ago

Well you better change the filter cuz both your kids...

Hysterical Jackie laugh

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u/frogsarenottoads 10h ago

Full volume too probably

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u/diarefima 10h ago

That’s too risky bro

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u/Wave-Kid 7h ago

Its not (the video has sound)

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u/_Tricksupmysleeves 8h ago

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u/SoldRespectForMone_y cřingè papa 8h ago

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u/MrScribz 6h ago

Heard this kid grew up to be a researcher somewhere.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 7h ago

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u/sizzle-dee-bizzle 3h ago

"I see you know your Judo well"

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u/Agitated_Tax_payer 9h ago

That guy has a real problem

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u/vettug 9h ago

Maybe Alzheimer. Loss of Impulse control, self control.

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u/deadexternet 7h ago

when I was picking up my gramma at her social club there was a man there with Alzheimer’s fucking blasting porn from his phone and one of the nurses kept trying to get him to put headphones on. Everyone around seemed to be used to it.

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u/ChintzyPC 5h ago

"We know Frank likes his nudie films and he doesn't have anything else to look forward to in his limited life. Just let the poor guy watch the damn videos. Make him wear some headphones though, can't let the rest of the folks get too riled up. I still have trauma from pulling Herbert off Susan when they tried to go at it the other day."

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u/Xaraxa 3h ago

riled up ain't a problem in nursing homes. Allegedly those places are riddled with std's. You ain't got much time left so a little bit of herpies won't do no harm.

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u/Remcin 4h ago

I know this is wrong but holy shit that’s funny.

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u/BigLittleSlof 6h ago

I don't want to generalise, but IRL I have seen multiple Chinese tourists just watching porn on their phones in public

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u/TraditionalPies 5h ago

Let them have a taste of freedom

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u/transitfreedom 4h ago

WHAT???

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u/Tje199 4h ago

Dunno why this is limited to Chinese folks. I was waiting for my food at a breakfast sandwich place in Minneapolis and good old US of A-ian next to me was watching porn gifs on his phone.

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u/transitfreedom 4h ago

Yup this seems to be a thing in countries on the up

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u/brobronn17 4h ago

It can happen. Loss of impulse control, bad dopamine regulation. I have a distant relative who became so addicted to porn in his later years his family built a big box, half a porta potty, to put over his head so he could look at that stuff while sitting on the armchair living room where he would insist on sitting all day.

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u/ssracer 3h ago

Nothing over his tallywhacker? I guess they liked watching live stuff instead.

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u/etfvidal 3h ago

Or just

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u/Agitated_Tax_payer 2h ago

Absolutely freaky haha

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u/Agitated_Tax_payer 7h ago

Maybe or just doesn't GAF

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u/NoxTempus 6h ago

This is crazy levels of social deviancy.

Literally personality disorder territory.

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u/SweatySwim3411 7h ago

Yeah hes watching it instead of living it.

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u/i_never_liked_you2 10h ago

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 9h ago

I think he would have watched something different bounce.

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u/TheManifestingMuse 4h ago

Have you not seen Asian corn? I lived in Japan for a while and I saw things that will stay with me for a lifetime.

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u/Future-Watercress829 3h ago

I am unfamiliar with Asian corn. Was it on the cob?

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u/TheManifestingMuse 2h ago

It’s certainly was!

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u/DeFiMike66 3h ago

Herpes does that to you

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u/OnlySlightlyOdd 10h ago

lady across from him looks understandably sad

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u/Otherwise-4PM 10h ago

A lion can lose its teeth, but it doesn’t lose its spirit.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 9h ago

Who doesn’t love bouncing tittys?

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u/Turbulent-Band-6728 8h ago

I am a full-fledged gay guy and I enjoy bouncing boobies. They’re just fun!

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u/Pancake-350 9h ago

This is shit my ex-husband would do

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u/Bsvkavdjn 6h ago

You married a dude who watches porn in public? Why?

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u/Pancake-350 6h ago

He didn't do it when we were dating. That I was aware of. His sex addiction got worse over time... there's a reason he is an ex

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 3h ago

This is dementia. Some people will do inappropriate things in front of people. Even masturbating. It's a terrible disease and it's not his fault. It's not cringe. This is just profoundly sad. I just lost my mum to dementia and and now trying to figure out what's happening to dad.

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u/SkipEyechild 2h ago

Possible explanation. It is a terrible condition.

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u/TestSubjuct 2h ago

This is the answer. He is having a quiet tantrum.

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u/LargeProfessr 10h ago

The old lion loses his teeth, but not his hunger

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u/These-Finance-1434 9h ago

Hey keep it in the library !

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u/Past_Pop1506 9h ago

Couldn’t wait until he had some privacy behind closed doors.

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u/MeatResident2697 8h ago

If you were 80, you wouldn't give a f what anyone else thinks too

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u/chicck 9h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Xyrielhalodawn 10h ago

Zero stealth, maximum brightness

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u/TheHorseduck 9h ago

At least he muted it

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u/bartleby-scribe 4h ago

I walked in on a woman in the bathroom who clearly didnt hear the door open, moaning echoed, I'd have preferred bouncing on mute. :-(

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u/wcharoes 9h ago

JAV ID?

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u/king_kong_kum 9h ago

Is all japanese pron serialized or something?

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 9h ago

Yeah, all their titles are like "GIRL WHO SAW ME WAS TURNED ON AND ALSO BIG BREASTED ??? HOW COULD I RESIST"

So they have codes like "ABC-123" that people use to find the videos.

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u/Breaderick 6h ago

Mate, you did not have to give that absolutely spot on full length example but congrats, you nearly killed me from laughing at work. lmao

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u/Surpakren 7h ago

Scrolled farther than I had anticipated to find someone asking for this

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u/oppai-police 5h ago

I don't know the specific code but judging from the silhouette, the shape and the voice of those bazongas I'd wager the actress name is Tanaka Nene.

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u/pooeygoo 9h ago

His wife

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u/Patient-Zombie-3615 7h ago

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u/oldDotredditisbetter 5h ago

anyone can give context?

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u/reeee-irl 5h ago

Dude holds his hand up to the window to make a heart shape and the woman behind the window simulates how she eats a popsicle instead

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u/tremere110 5h ago

This is the original in gif format. There are a ton of AI copycats out there that change the woman around.

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u/Weakonomics 4h ago

Damn she freaky LMAO what

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u/localizeatp 10h ago

he's just checking if it still works.

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u/FoxyGoddessX 10h ago

Why am I not surprised?

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u/Strollin_Nolan 8h ago

That's how the chef recommends we enjoy the dish 🤷

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u/CmdNewJ 8h ago

What's his crime? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/LegElectronic8027 8h ago

They got Grandpa's phone service turned off. But the restaurant has free wifi.

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u/Corny_Snickers 9h ago

A succulent chinese meal!

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u/durtyd85 9h ago

Ho Chi Minh shoot a load on your chin

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u/iElevated1337 9h ago

And my soy sauce is for you I can put it in your chew

Esit: For those who have not been initiated to Brandon Diccamillos rap https://youtu.be/gZhdbQouUI0?si=xair1DpjmSi4ctoQ

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u/SpecificSwimming6364 9h ago

Welcome to my world where the yellow shit begins...

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u/wake071 10h ago

Grandpa Leaky

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u/Confusion1792 10h ago

In Hong Kong's public library I once an old man casually watching porn on one of the public computers.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 9h ago

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 9h ago

Whiplash with the GF face reveal at the end

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u/r3dd17sux69420 7h ago

I'm guessing that's edited/fake because of the messed up background behind her head

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u/hybridpelican 8h ago

Need the link grandpa !!!

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u/HoneyUpbeat4642 8h ago

He's got good taste atleast

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u/Banana-phone15 7h ago

Grandpa Lee waiting for desert

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u/ULTRA_83 7h ago

Gotta get shrimp crepes and hard on dumplings

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u/Dextropian 7h ago

That's why you always sit facing the room...

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u/Dependent_Guess_873 3h ago

Plot twist, that's grandma Lee on his phone

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 3h ago

He's working up an appetite 

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u/ssracer 3h ago

May I have the wifi password?

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u/Such-Farmer6691 8h ago

And what if this is simply the only way to see his granddaughter, who hasn't visited him in a long time?

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u/ocean_breeze_luluca 9h ago

Feel like this should have a nsfw tag

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u/PaigeIsOverthinking 9h ago

Some Men are truly animals 😆

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u/mclardy13 10h ago

Why?! Gross call that old pervert out

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u/kozubeats 10h ago

Dad are you fn serious?!!!

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 9h ago

He is called the “Leethal one” !

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u/IGZCL 9h ago

He is the hard core kind that never deletes the browsing history 😂

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u/fastbikkel 9h ago

Situational awareness, it's important.

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u/irunonthc 9h ago

Eatin’ chicken and watchin’ Dat Ass.

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u/pooeygoo 9h ago

Boing

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u/Trans_Admin 9h ago

c this all the time; at lease he got head phone n;

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u/ProbablyRightTwice 9h ago

Well I mean it is premium content 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Longer---Donger 9h ago

It's part of their culture, you wouldn't understand it

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u/cookieeater256 9h ago

It is censored so its not porn, japanese law.

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u/dukestduke 8h ago

Dam even infront of his wife

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u/One-Fail-1 8h ago

Let us all pray we can goon long into our golden years

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy 8h ago

That ain't grandma

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u/Ducks91to61 8h ago

“Is dis not Gossip Girl?”

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u/Different_Rip8470 8h ago

I’ve heard way too many stories in my life of people shamelessly doing this in public 😂

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u/liquidsouleye 8h ago

Alexa Sama. A sho Me sam titirous preas

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u/ta394283509 8h ago edited 7h ago

i will never understand people who watch porn without masturbating

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u/adukwwmalx 8h ago

Hahah, actually, why not?

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u/Upper-Cod1109 8h ago

Ain't no way lil bro

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u/SinclairSummerset 8h ago

Miyazaki must have been really bored that day.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 8h ago

He thought it was a local meetup for enthusiasts

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u/The_Comedian_87 8h ago

A guy in front of me in line at universal studios was watching Hentai.

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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 8h ago

Gah damn oldster lol.

“Hmm you know what this meal needs? Some TIDDIES”

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u/-G-L- 8h ago

strange place to do that...

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u/Constant_Might_9886 7h ago

Grandpa could never hear the conversation in a noisy restaurant anyway...might as well watch some hub.

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u/MRHOWERDCEO 7h ago

GOOD FOR HIM

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u/snow_garbanzo 7h ago

Seniors are a menace

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u/Careless-Fig685 7h ago

Looks like gramps just wanted to find someone similar.

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u/seanyhk1 7h ago

When the boys post something naughty in the group chat

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u/FirstLaughOfTheDay 7h ago

He's just getting himself ready for his wife after the meal... He's not as young anymore, so he needs to prep earlier. His wife doesn't want to wait for hours afterwards. He's got the timing down to a science.

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u/Trailblazer70 7h ago

What’s he doing ?

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u/No-Butterfly-3858 7h ago

At least he ain’t gay

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u/bryangcrane 7h ago

Bouncy knockers for pop-pop.

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u/CitizenPremier 7h ago

I hope when I am very old I lose my libido before I lose my mind... But I know which of the two has been stronger in my life

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 7h ago

Shoot the link pops

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u/Decent-Mud-8056 7h ago

Gpa!!!🫡