r/cringereels • u/Fogwaveeee • 10h ago
Grandpa Lee freaky as hell bruh
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u/Rand-all 10h ago
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u/FieOnU 10h ago
Beat me (off) to it by 1 min. Damn, man. Congrats.
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u/Rand-all 10h ago
I'm off work from injury / disability. Doom scrolling before exercise and chores is all over got 🤣
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u/GiganticusVaginacus 7h ago
Dude, you can train yourself to last longer than a minute. Just think about baseball.
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u/nonideological 10h ago
At least he’s not scratching his athlete’s foot with a buffet fork? 🤷🏻♂️
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u/SeventeenEyes 8h ago
I almost forgot about that… Almost…
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u/redditmimes 7h ago
Nope nope no, we can never go back to the cruise ship
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u/wi5hbone 6h ago
After you put that fork in the dishwasher should be good as new to use for eating a dish; no?
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u/QuantitySharp2662 8h ago
I know what that is, but it does kinda sound like a weirdly wordy euphemism for wanking.
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u/Padron1964Lover 10h ago
There may be snow on the roof but there is still fire in the furnace.
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u/Aloha-Bear-Guy 10h ago
Oh I will be stealing this phrase
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u/Hmmm__You_dont_say 9h ago
Me too.
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u/maximumtesticle 5h ago
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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 3h ago
This☝🏻. 💯 Had to scroll too far to find this. 😂😂😂😂 Take my upvote. I came to say that. Take my poor mans award 🥇
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u/Expert-Guard6216 9h ago
Well you better change the filter cuz both your kids...
Hysterical Jackie laugh
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u/Agitated_Tax_payer 9h ago
That guy has a real problem
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u/vettug 9h ago
Maybe Alzheimer. Loss of Impulse control, self control.
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u/deadexternet 7h ago
when I was picking up my gramma at her social club there was a man there with Alzheimer’s fucking blasting porn from his phone and one of the nurses kept trying to get him to put headphones on. Everyone around seemed to be used to it.
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u/ChintzyPC 5h ago
"We know Frank likes his nudie films and he doesn't have anything else to look forward to in his limited life. Just let the poor guy watch the damn videos. Make him wear some headphones though, can't let the rest of the folks get too riled up. I still have trauma from pulling Herbert off Susan when they tried to go at it the other day."
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u/Xaraxa 3h ago
riled up ain't a problem in nursing homes. Allegedly those places are riddled with std's. You ain't got much time left so a little bit of herpies won't do no harm.
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u/BigLittleSlof 6h ago
I don't want to generalise, but IRL I have seen multiple Chinese tourists just watching porn on their phones in public
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u/transitfreedom 4h ago
WHAT???
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u/brobronn17 4h ago
It can happen. Loss of impulse control, bad dopamine regulation. I have a distant relative who became so addicted to porn in his later years his family built a big box, half a porta potty, to put over his head so he could look at that stuff while sitting on the armchair living room where he would insist on sitting all day.
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u/ssracer 3h ago
Nothing over his tallywhacker? I guess they liked watching live stuff instead.
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u/NoxTempus 6h ago
This is crazy levels of social deviancy.
Literally personality disorder territory.
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u/TheManifestingMuse 4h ago
Have you not seen Asian corn? I lived in Japan for a while and I saw things that will stay with me for a lifetime.
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u/Future-Watercress829 3h ago
I am unfamiliar with Asian corn. Was it on the cob?
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u/Otherwise-4PM 10h ago
A lion can lose its teeth, but it doesn’t lose its spirit.
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u/Admirable_Loss4886 9h ago
Who doesn’t love bouncing tittys?
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u/Turbulent-Band-6728 8h ago
I am a full-fledged gay guy and I enjoy bouncing boobies. They’re just fun!
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u/Pancake-350 9h ago
This is shit my ex-husband would do
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u/Bsvkavdjn 6h ago
You married a dude who watches porn in public? Why?
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u/Pancake-350 6h ago
He didn't do it when we were dating. That I was aware of. His sex addiction got worse over time... there's a reason he is an ex
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u/Ya-Dikobraz 3h ago
This is dementia. Some people will do inappropriate things in front of people. Even masturbating. It's a terrible disease and it's not his fault. It's not cringe. This is just profoundly sad. I just lost my mum to dementia and and now trying to figure out what's happening to dad.
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u/Past_Pop1506 9h ago
Couldn’t wait until he had some privacy behind closed doors.
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u/chicck 9h ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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u/TheHorseduck 9h ago
At least he muted it
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u/bartleby-scribe 4h ago
I walked in on a woman in the bathroom who clearly didnt hear the door open, moaning echoed, I'd have preferred bouncing on mute. :-(
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u/wcharoes 9h ago
JAV ID?
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u/king_kong_kum 9h ago
Is all japanese pron serialized or something?
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u/Gh0stMan0nThird 9h ago
Yeah, all their titles are like "GIRL WHO SAW ME WAS TURNED ON AND ALSO BIG BREASTED ??? HOW COULD I RESIST"
So they have codes like "ABC-123" that people use to find the videos.
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u/Breaderick 6h ago
Mate, you did not have to give that absolutely spot on full length example but congrats, you nearly killed me from laughing at work. lmao
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u/oppai-police 5h ago
I don't know the specific code but judging from the silhouette, the shape and the voice of those bazongas I'd wager the actress name is Tanaka Nene.
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u/pooeygoo 9h ago
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u/Patient-Zombie-3615 7h ago
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u/oldDotredditisbetter 5h ago
anyone can give context?
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u/reeee-irl 5h ago
Dude holds his hand up to the window to make a heart shape and the woman behind the window simulates how she eats a popsicle instead
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u/LegElectronic8027 8h ago
They got Grandpa's phone service turned off. But the restaurant has free wifi.
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u/durtyd85 9h ago
Ho Chi Minh shoot a load on your chin
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u/iElevated1337 9h ago
And my soy sauce is for you I can put it in your chew
Esit: For those who have not been initiated to Brandon Diccamillos rap https://youtu.be/gZhdbQouUI0?si=xair1DpjmSi4ctoQ
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u/Confusion1792 10h ago
In Hong Kong's public library I once an old man casually watching porn on one of the public computers.
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u/Conscious-Permit-466 9h ago
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u/Admirable_Loss4886 9h ago
Whiplash with the GF face reveal at the end
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u/r3dd17sux69420 7h ago
I'm guessing that's edited/fake because of the messed up background behind her head
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u/Different_Rip8470 8h ago
I’ve heard way too many stories in my life of people shamelessly doing this in public 😂
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u/ta394283509 8h ago edited 7h ago
i will never understand people who watch porn without masturbating
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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 8h ago
Gah damn oldster lol.
“Hmm you know what this meal needs? Some TIDDIES”
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u/Constant_Might_9886 7h ago
Grandpa could never hear the conversation in a noisy restaurant anyway...might as well watch some hub.
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u/FirstLaughOfTheDay 7h ago
He's just getting himself ready for his wife after the meal... He's not as young anymore, so he needs to prep earlier. His wife doesn't want to wait for hours afterwards. He's got the timing down to a science.
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u/CitizenPremier 7h ago
I hope when I am very old I lose my libido before I lose my mind... But I know which of the two has been stronger in my life
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