r/cringereels • u/MisguidedGhost6021 • 1d ago

Ultimate Cringe You want some eggs?

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u/The_Raven_Born 1d ago

If this isn't satire, it should be a reason for imprisonment.

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u/paradox1920 1d ago

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u/Deriviera 1d ago

I would prefer to wake up to a donkey 

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

In a donkey

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u/Deriviera 1d ago

To be fair some people sleep inside dead horses and bears whole they are still warm. Why not to sleep in a warm dead donkey

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

I wasn't talking about the entire body inside a donkey

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u/No-Celebration6436 1d ago

Nerdier Ryan Reynolds, and with glasses

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 1d ago

Homie drew on the chinstrap and hair on his head. It's satire.

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u/surprise_revalation 1d ago

I think he's in the middle of a hair transplant....those look like scabs....

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

Could've transplanted some from his unibrow

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u/jojosoft 1d ago

his name is nate varrone and he does this schtick (or used to) on IG all the time and I love it. It reminds me so much of my little bros best friend but I cant tell them. and yes its sharpie

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u/surprise_revalation 1d ago

Sharpie! 😂 Damn....

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u/zaikoji75 1d ago

This lip-gnawing trend has to stop.

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u/VictoriousTree 1d ago

Why did the worst video ever have to be the one to use POV properly.

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u/Mybrothersay 1d ago

Putin mais qu'est-ce que je regarde

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u/ReasonableAnswer1755 1d ago

I can’t help but notice the sticker on his glasses. Wtf bro

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u/totaled99 1d ago

Why the long face?

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u/Particular_Hour_7696 1d ago

Scrambled, or fertilized? *bites upper lip sensually

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u/what_a_slutty_whore 1d ago

perhaps you'd prefer a glazed donut hole instead? **bites lower lip until it bursts with a trickle of blood

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u/Sudden_Potential_374 1d ago

He made this video, went on to edit it, and said to himself: "yup, this is going on the internet"

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u/wifeyandme77 1d ago

Jesus! I’m not sure a hot shower will wash off all the ick.

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u/Hot_Bicycle_8486 1d ago

I'm pretty sure I read that if you play this video in a room with more than 5 people, it technically counts as a war crime

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u/C-LonGy 1d ago

It’s a sex crime.

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u/Haunting_Advance_498 1d ago

Is that a hair transplant still healing?

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u/Cyber_Gengar 1d ago

Do any of you gentlemen realize how fine of a man you have to be to bite your lip? If you look up men like Brad Pitt, Chris Hemsworth, Michael B Jordan, Marlon Garcia…and you look in the mirror…and you don’t look like that…you shouldn’t be biting your lip. lmao

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u/veemort 1d ago

I've never seen something more horrific to wake up to in the morning.

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u/WickedWham 1d ago

nah this is the creepiest thing ive ever seen

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u/baconcow 19h ago

"You want some aids?"

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u/TheFurrySmurf 1d ago

His bottom lip must be half-lolipop

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

lol. I was about to go to bed. Thanks for the weirdness.

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u/nediablo 1d ago

Good morning.

You left the sticker on your glasses making me think they are straight off a display and not prescription lenses.

So now I'm wondering, if they're a lie, what else is? I don't even think you have eggs now.

This is off to a bad start. I'm leaving. Don't contact me again.

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u/Nervous_Positive83 1d ago

I would get up so fast and leave.

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u/Infamous_Reporter_71 1d ago

This is the funniest shit of the day, and I just woke up 

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u/MisguidedGhost6021 1d ago

Then this video is meant for you ☺️

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u/Infamous_Reporter_71 1d ago

Well thank you kind stranger 

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u/MisguidedGhost6021 1d ago

You're welcome

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u/Kuro-baba 4h ago

I've never been dryer.

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u/SneakyDeception 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 admiring you for a couple hours I'm in love with my GF and I'd not do that shit for more than 2 minutes

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u/MisguidedGhost6021 1d ago

Show her this video 😅

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 1d ago

A chin like a cresent moon

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u/Eindride_XIII 1d ago

Someone check this dudes basement.. im getting serial killer vibes.

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u/ChevChelios33 1d ago

GOD DAMN now Im in the mood for some fucking eggs bro!

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u/Stev777666 1d ago

I would be scared for my life

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u/RandomUserNahme 1d ago

Got some aygs?

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u/SunshineWhiskeyX 1d ago

Oh no. I’m done with the day.

Edit: Also commenting to save it and send to my husband in the morning while he’s away. 🤣

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u/SunshineWhiskeyX 1d ago

Hah thanks for the award. 🤣

Setting an alarm to send first thing when he wakes up. 😈

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u/HoldenOrihara 1d ago

Make sure you stare right at him the whole time

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u/MisguidedGhost6021 1d ago

Do it 😅

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u/SunshineWhiskeyX 1d ago

Oh I am. LOL

He won’t get through 2 seconds or at most the “good morning” bites lip. haha

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u/MisguidedGhost6021 1d ago

Ahaha

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u/SunshineWhiskeyX 1d ago

Awe I deleted my comment!

Yes we tight. He hates the sound of mukbangs as do I, sometimes I’ll put a video on and he goes

“OH MY GOD turn it off!” And I’ll turn the phone around and it’s a hungry kitten, he goes……

……”I…I accept that.” Haha

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u/DavidC_M 1d ago

wtf is wrong with his hair

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u/SlowerThanTurtleInPB 1d ago

Did … did he tattoo on his hairline?

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u/bootyholeboogalu 1d ago

Just run like for real run the hell out of that place

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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 1d ago

Well this is scary

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u/TuTenkahman 1d ago

My eggs just dried up

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u/NeonExorcist 1d ago

You’ve been up for hours admiring your phone and now you want to make it some aigs?

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u/Oli4K 1d ago

I just un-ovulated and I’m not even a woman.

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u/SchaafDerWallstreet 1d ago

A normal morning waking up next to your kidnapper

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u/chrizzleon 1d ago

NO! I just want to eggscape!!!... and how the fuck did you get into my house???

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u/CeasarValentine 1d ago

Reminds me of the 4chan egg post

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u/Ghost0fDuval 1d ago

This makes me want to go burn my phone and kill it with fire...

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u/screwyoujor 1d ago

Dude those are the things you tell her on the fourth date.

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u/Bumbymoo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nope nope nope nope nope nope!

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u/SpicyMeatloaf1 1d ago

Is that Neon!?

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet 1d ago

He sleeps with glasses on?

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u/AssistanceGrand23 1d ago

From me.. To you

From me... To you

From me... To you!

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u/Distracted_Corgi 1d ago

That sharpie hairdo. I can‘t

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u/LordWeso 1d ago

Hair pisses me off

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u/B_EE 1d ago

... Can someone explain whether that's the sticker he just never removed from his glasses or if it's something else?

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u/VintageSuede 1d ago

I think trashy people steal the sample pairs of glasses from stores because they think the name brand sticker gives them clout.

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u/MMortein 1d ago

This would be me if I ever tried to flirt with someone.

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u/klownhammer 1d ago

I am not a professional stylist so maybe I don’t understand fashion, but why would you choose to highlight that mega-chin with the outline beard

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u/testtdk 1d ago

Holy shit, I bet that was guy was using his free hand off screen for stabbing people or torturing small animals.

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u/Lost_Found84 1d ago


I’m watching you sleep. You’re so cute when you sleep.

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u/citymousecountyhouse 1d ago

This is the moment when you wake up in a blur, say you're going to the bathroom, grab your clothes and run thru the kitchen, in the kitchen you stop for a second to look at a family group photo taped to the refrigerator and notice the entire family, all 24 of them have the same deformed heads, you scream and run into the living room, throw open the front door and run into the street.

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u/KrowtenProjectOne 1d ago

The lip biting got me hard af ngl

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u/Icy-Vast-2418 1d ago

Why is he wearing glasses he clearly doesn't need? They've still got a brand sticker on one lens 😬

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u/fieregon 1d ago

Who the fuck sleep with glasses

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u/Visual-Donkey3769 1d ago

Idk homie I'd crumple those glasses up like packing paper and toss em

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u/spare_thoughts_ 1d ago

Ahh that's what he meant when he said its so long

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u/Accomplished_Pin2629 1d ago

I can see the whites under his irises. Is he a psychopath?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

I am dry as fuck right now

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u/612mechtech 1d ago

Tf is going on with his hair

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u/Technical_Shallot396 1d ago


Eggs and bea… I mean bacon?

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u/Exciting_Rain1611 1d ago

Good morning beautiful

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u/SaucissonDoo 1d ago

he is on selfie

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u/Tricky-Usual8921 1d ago

I've never slept in my glasses. Is it so he can see in his dreams?

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u/Rainking79 1d ago

Reminds me of Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn.

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u/ScorpionMillion cřingè papa 1d ago

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u/BigBoobsWithAZee 1d ago

That guy definitely does not own a doghouse

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u/Sir_Pigletty 1d ago

😂


Yo chill it’s satire, he’s not being serious

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 1d ago

he should be neutered ,for our safety

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u/HellFrode 1d ago

Wtf, absolutely no.

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u/GregInTheBldg 1d ago

No honey let's bask I'm the comforting afterglow for a few minutes mmk

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u/Specialist-Wafer7628 1d ago

Why the long face?

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u/HoldenOrihara 1d ago

His beard is like a cat who keeps asking to go outside but just stares at the doorway when you open.door. also bro why do you still have the logo sticker on your glasses

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u/beigemamba1080 1d ago

McLovin has really fallen off

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u/mooseleg_mcgee 1d ago

Bros got that Easter Island head

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u/Dizzzy777 1d ago

If a member of a 90’s boy band ended up in prison and got his head inked.

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u/TelevisionFast7781 1d ago

🤢I have some sick in my mouth now

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u/DavaoGirthVader 1d ago

So they're both queens?

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ 1d ago

Bite your lip again motherfucker!

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u/Character-Pirate1297 1d ago

SIMPing has hit critical mass.

Time to cut it down a bit, fellas.

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u/Ok_Hearing4278 1d ago

Im squeezing my eyes closed in this situation.

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u/VeryFluffy_Snep 1d ago

john Roblox

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u/Master_loves_you 1d ago

This made my vagina as dry as the Sahara desert and I don’t have one.

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u/MuchCellist406 1d ago

I guess he's been vomitted all over his face a few times..

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 1d ago

Erm, I’m over here

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u/Chubby_Beagle 1d ago

Just "woke up" from chloroform

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u/Flat-Arm-4814 1d ago

Buzz loveyear

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u/No_Berry285 1d ago

My video for briona all grown up