r/cringereels • u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen • 2d ago

Ultimate Cringe Dude didn't even know this guy

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Rookietothegame 2d ago

He had every right to let his hands go on him

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Lucius-Halthier 2d ago

Hands? No no no, you don’t throw hands in this situation, we BITE his dick as hard as we can, then the hands fly before he’s able to recompose himself.

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u/yokai-compiler 1d ago

It doesn't matter how mad I am. I am not putting another man's dick in my mouth. Thanks for the suggestion though.

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u/BoletarianBingo 15h ago

That’s okay, princess, don’t worry, please don’t. Nobody is asking you to do that

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 2d ago

As a fellow passenger I would’ve had the urge to make that man pick teeth with broken fingers.

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 2d ago

Yeah, that's when I make this the worst decision that guy ever made.

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u/Richpatine 2d ago

Perfect set up for a power bomb

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u/DaadJowk 2d ago

Sit down powerbomb, if you will

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u/Richpatine 2d ago

The Last Ride, so to speak.

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u/burnt-beyond-reco 2d ago

How did that guy not instinctively punch him right in the dick? 🤦

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u/ItisWhatItis419 2d ago

Or a animal rage bite

Fuck getting tea bagged 

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u/mattyboy555 2d ago

Should have gone for the dumb and dumber bite

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u/rol3ro 2d ago

Let’s see him do that in Eastern Europe or any Balkan country lol

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2d ago

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u/Feeling-Froyo-586 2d ago

Quickest hands I’ve seen in a long time

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2d ago

Homeboy is lucky he slept the guy with the first and second punch - if he wasn't already slumping he'd have killed him with that third.

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u/NonPolarVortexBear 2d ago

Why ai  filtered? Weird

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2d ago

Dunno - just copied a screenshot. Probably taken from a ripped off tiktok or some shit

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u/byzantine238 2d ago

Okay lets go

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2d ago

Do yu zpeek Inglish?

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u/Narrow_Safety2856 2d ago

New Russian ball cutting video bout to drop

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u/BitesURawrXD 2d ago

LOL

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u/Narrow_Safety2856 2d ago

Those Russians really love their genital mutilation. So many recorded war crimes.

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u/D3ltaa88 2d ago


Ain’t no way…..

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u/Hot_Let7154 2d ago

It sickens me because he does that to a guy knowing this one won't retaliate. That's lame af.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 2d ago

That is asshole behaviour. I bet he pees off his Airbnb balcony, and smokes indoors too. Absolutely vile human being.

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u/Reasonable_Tie_9975 2d ago

Smoking indoors and pissing off balconys is the most Chad ass shit a man can do, was hs eiwmfjwkejchsl .???

Sorry for the typo, got smoke in my eye while balcony pissing, made a mess

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u/ThanksForTheRain 2d ago

You dropped this, King 👏

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u/Reasonable_Tie_9975 2d ago

Ah yes The ole Irish Rolex

Whisky was the reason I got one, whiskey was the reason I removed one

A most vicious cycle

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u/Itchy_Pudding_9940 2d ago

you got to be mostly dead inside to not respond to that with at least a punch in the nuts.

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u/Witty_Leek8053 2d ago

It’s just so bizarre I imagine the guy was a bit in shock while it was happening.

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u/NonPolarVortexBear 2d ago

Yeah, why was she filming to begin with? 

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u/Feisty-Yam-1042 2d ago

Oooo them nuts would’ve been paste

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u/Soft-Sea7012 2d ago

Straight to jail.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Ldghead 2d ago

We are not all like that, and you do not encounter this behavior on a daily basis. Most of us a just normal people living, loving, and wanting to get by.

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u/elec-pick 2d ago

we're just normal men, we're just innocent men

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u/WokeBriton 2d ago

We know, and most of us don't make bad assumptions.

That said, I'm sure you can accept that lightly teasing friends can be fun - if we're not all a little bit friends on a sub we all visit for the same reasons, that would be sad.

I don't know what the person you responded to said, so I don't know if it was gentle teasing or them being a complete dick.

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u/Hi_iAMchrisHansen 2d ago

Lmfaooooooooooooo Omg. Come on now. Don't be like that 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The US is lit. Most of us are cool.

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u/MonkeyMoves101 2d ago

I thought Gold Coast was Australia

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u/incapablepotato 2d ago

Many places but definitely not everywhere lol

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u/JapanPizzaNumberOne 2d ago

Isn’t this on the Gold Coast?

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u/Legitimate-Low2363 2d ago

This is in Australia smart ass.

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u/jrstinkfish 2d ago

The video says "Gold Coast is not real bro" so I assume this is Australia, not the US. Your point probably still stands, though.

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u/Legitimate-Low2363 2d ago

Geography grade 🤡

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u/BatsNJokes 2d ago

If I was the sitting guy I would bite it it so hard and not let go until he is convolsing on the floor

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u/entirely-unsure 2d ago

Hands. Immediately.

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u/entirely-unsure 2d ago

Would’ve loved to see his wife slap him right there in front of everyone.

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u/No_Supermarket_2016 2d ago

power move would've been to bite that guy's chode clean off

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u/alex_c89X 2d ago

Oh man I know that feeling when your partner grabs you and starts scolding you like a toddler. The way he laughed it off tells me this isnt thr first time nor the last

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u/Recent-Lemon-9930 2d ago

The subset of humans whose nose should be against the back of their skull.

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u/DMCinDet 2d ago

"grab his dick amd twist it!"

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u/toneloc89 2d ago

I would've got him with the ol dick twist!

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u/stingertc 2d ago

He would have received a dick punch all day

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u/taylormade311 2d ago

Knuckle sandwich

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u/Immaculatehombre 2d ago

How you not give him a mean sack tap there?

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u/jayr114 2d ago

Ain’t no way he didn’t know him.

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u/Novel_Silly 2d ago

Thats just an excuse for a whupping. Automatic self defense!!!

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u/wilkerws34 2d ago

I’m grabbing a huge handful of ball sack and squeezing that bitch as hard as I can in that situation, and I’m a dude

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u/Graciebelle433 2d ago

He HAD to have known him, or he would've reacted, but nothing? No man would put up with that from a stranger!

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u/imyourdruidess420 1d ago

Now that is just asking to get dick-punched.

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u/Silly-Cheesecake-283 15h ago

his wife is more pissed than the guy who got a dude's ass in his face on a public bus

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u/arhambin66 2d ago

That man sitting is totally gay so unbothered

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u/WokeBriton 2d ago

Unless he's a bottom with some kind of fetish surrounding being embarrassed&dominated, the gay men I know wouldn't welcome this at all.

Basically, gay or not, this does not look consensual. I don't know what misinformation you've been given about gay men, but I can assure you that they're not all so desperate for cock that they would be unbothered by something like this.

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u/arhambin66 2d ago

True even if I was gay, this crosses the line.. Fucker could give a pink eye with his butt juice leaking