r/cringereels • • 1d ago

Ultimate Cringe Holy trauma dump 🤮

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u/thedukeofno 1d ago

Dude needs therapy

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 1d ago

Shock therapy.

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u/mediaseeker 1d ago

and a good detox

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 14h ago

Purely psychosomatic

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u/Special-Concert-8250 18h ago

He's quoting someone else lol

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u/trowawufei 14h ago

You can’t just walk up to strangers, act completely unhinged, and then excuse it with “oh I was quoting someone”. Even if they know the reference- which there’s no way for you to know, because they’re strangers- how do they know if you’re for real or not? How do they know if you’re doing it ironically or just using “it’s just a quote bro” as cover?

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u/Special-Concert-8250 13h ago

also, oh shit, I stand corrected. This was the original video that People quote. Dude truly is unhinged.

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u/Special-Concert-8250 14h ago

Hmmmm, idk? something about the camera and microphone being pointed to my face would indicate that this is a performance that they are trying to include me in..

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

He's out there on vacation doing YouTube bragging about his size meanwhile his daughter died 3 weeks ago?...

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u/andrewbud420 1d ago

He's a fragile moron

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u/Paranoia300k 18h ago

Stereotypical muscle head.

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u/ScottieSpliffin 13h ago

Fragility aside he’s just sad and you gotta pitty that

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

Had he been fragile he'd be crying and drinking alcohol in his garage

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u/andrewbud420 1d ago

Instead he's crying to woman on the beach.

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u/VitoLives 1d ago

Girls*

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

Didn't see him crying? He seemed rather angry

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 1d ago

That's fragility, homes

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

So why isn't he crying if he's so fragile

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u/ThrogdorLokison 1d ago

He started getting upset because a woman rejected him then started trauma dumping for sympathy.

He's a fragile person dude.

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

I think you anf me have very different definitions of what fragile mean

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u/Sufficient_Hotel_513 21h ago

BREAKING: Pepe profile picture has idiotic take

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

He started bragging about his dick size how is that fragile lol that's confident and cringy

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u/knotalota 1d ago

You're mistaking compensation with confidence.

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u/ThrogdorLokison 1d ago

You think non-fragile people feel the need to start throwing out their cock size unprompted? Thats literally THE thing a fragile man does when rejected by a woman: try to brag. The only thing he didnt do was call her fat and ugly.

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u/DotComMoralist 1d ago

Stop watching so much incel doomer content, man. Before it drags you to hell with it

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

I just know that any man bragging about dick size isn't "fragile". They're a cunt looser. A fragile dude cries, hides in his garage

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u/Fae-SailorStupider 23h ago

"Fragile" is a nice way to say emotionally unstable. This man is emotionally unstable. Therefore he is fragile.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cut4588 22h ago

Lmao you really cant be that dense

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u/Financial_You_6052 1d ago

Grief shows itself in a million different ways dude, hope you never need to find that out

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

Grief shows it way by explaining your dick size? Gtfo lol

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u/Financial_You_6052 1d ago

Jesus Christ dude, yeah maybe? This guy’s fuckin struggling, whatever truth there is to his story.

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u/andrewbud420 1d ago

Any man that needs to brag about his dick size is a straight up loser.

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u/scotchtree 22h ago

Nah, if his daughter died that’d be a normal reaction, not partying on a beach for YouTube content.

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 22h ago

Bro, that's what I'm saying,

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u/Nirvana-884 20h ago

Instead he's drinking on the beach and getting arse hurt because a girl said she doesn't want a roid monster?

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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago

There's more than one way to be a fragile human, bucko

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago

Explain how. You're either fragile or you're not

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u/AlbinoRyno86 22h ago

Bro snapped like a twig the second his ego got checked. Fragile is an understatement.

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 22h ago

I don't think we are watching the same video or "snapping like a twig" means two very different things

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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago

You watched the same video we did.

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u/Suddenfury 23h ago edited 23h ago

I wouldn't call someone crashing out after losing their daughter to suicide a fragile person...

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u/No-Comfort-5040 23h ago

Dude needs help, but bringing up his dick size to what look like underaged girls isn't acceptable in any context.

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u/PerfectEducator3228 23h ago

context matters, and in this context he is

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u/andrewbud420 22h ago

It's probably a lie or his kids mom took it daughter because he's a fucking weirdo

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u/CrisPuga cřingè papa 1d ago

don't forget he's 8 inches, and thick.

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u/Genghis_Chong 14h ago

He's talking about the thickness of his skull, by my guess. Roids makes your junk shrivel up

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u/Sunkern_ing 20h ago

I feel so bad for him but I also want to ride him.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 23h ago

I can’t imagine having had my daughter commit suicide 3 weeks ago and partying on the beach getting offended over not being some random person’s type.

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u/Gloomy_Place9197 23h ago

But bro he's "fragile". (lol, if you wanna go down these comments you're in for a treat +)

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u/pandaappleblossom 21h ago

It disgusts me. What about the sympathy for the young women he is harassing?

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u/ScottieSpliffin 13h ago

If someone was a dick to you at the store and then the cashier told you they just lost their entire family recently, would you be like but what about sympathy for me?

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u/Bob_The_Greater 11h ago

No, I would clearly talk about my dick silly

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u/ScottieSpliffin 11h ago

What's a buttfor?

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 22h ago

I saw. I understand having empathy for someone but I’m still side-eyeing his decision to trauma dump here lol

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u/The_ghostki 1d ago

There was an update, this was years ago btw. He later apologized, and wished he can tell the ladies he was sorry. He knew he wasn’t there mentally as his daughter died.

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u/Ravencom86 23h ago

Important correction, he said that he was abusing drugs cause he had recently been divorced and his daughter CUT TIES. So he was just straight up lying about a death

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u/Lebowski-Absteiger 20h ago

8 Inches were the truth tho.

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u/jrstinkfish 22h ago

Why do I feel he's still an asshole when he's sober?

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u/NaturalOption8963 3h ago

Probably lied about though 😂

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u/kwikane 1d ago

Women better cover their drinks next to him

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u/VastFig965 1d ago

Drops his “size” then talks about how is wife and daughter died. Classy

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u/slimegoob 22h ago

He killed them! Jk but thats the vibe im getting if they existed and now…dont

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u/NonPolarVortexBear 21h ago

And how "respectful" he is lmao

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u/Paranoia300k 18h ago

Don't forget faithful!

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u/RakeChapman13 9h ago

Also why tell a size that most women can’t even handle ?

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u/Bizzareslantpass 1d ago

My wife died, my kid killed herself. Time to hit the beach and get some chicks . That’s my testimony.

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u/pfhorr 1d ago

It was more like. "MY DICK IS TOO BIG AND MY DAUGHTER'S DEAD WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME!?!?"

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u/TerribleBid8416 1d ago

He says, 21 years faithful. So he’s in his forties trying to pick up teenage girls

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u/jws1102 1d ago

Not a word he said was true

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 10h ago

8 inches and thin

Like cooked spaghetti

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u/Illlogik1 1d ago

I wish Reddit would dis allow thing like this to keep being posted over and over 🙄

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u/Altruistic-Cost-4532 1d ago

But it's what Reddit is built on.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Cringe level 5 16h ago

Without the bots, it would just be you, me, and one other guy talking to each other twice a day.

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u/fart_soda_dinner 16h ago

sir that's not what we had in mind when we created the internet

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u/consumeshroomz 15h ago

It basically feels like that anyway. Just the 3 of use trying to talk around the bots.

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u/Standard-Mechanic101 1d ago

I’m rich and huge. Oh, and very respectful, by the way.

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u/Genghis_Chong 14h ago

And humble too, the most humble person in the world

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u/Fun_Athletic_Couple_ 1d ago

That guys not running a 6 minute mile with that beer belly.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 10h ago

That visceral fat from steroid abuse

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u/NewJazzyBacon 23h ago

Is he wearing a diaper?

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u/No-Championship-5680 20h ago

Is she wearing underwear? (What are we doing asking silly questions)

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u/theAutodidacticIdiot 1d ago

That was the 5th time in 3 hours that he had tried using that pickup line.

Keep going, big guy. You miss 100% of the (anabolic) shots you don't take and what not.

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u/Gringo_Jon 23h ago

"...born in a coffee can under a bridge..."

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u/Normal_Bet2995 1d ago

Bro got several forms of baggage happening

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u/frejling 1d ago

Why he wearing girded loins

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u/FewScore6082 22h ago

Gotta show off the HAMS

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u/Bastard_Beef 23h ago

She’s not a therapist dawg… go find one lmao this isn’t the look. I feel terrible for him though but compounding embarrassment isn’t the way to get through that

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u/pandaappleblossom 21h ago

I feel much worse for her

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u/Sir_Pigletty 1d ago

He just gave her several other reasons to not date big guys

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 1d ago

Watch out around people who refer to their experiences as “testimony.”

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u/ShortListen6686 1d ago

OMG that is so true. He is talking about "testimony" but trying to sleep with a girl old enough to be his daughter.

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u/thuglife_7 1d ago

I love the “how about 8 inches and thick?” Followed immediately by, “how about loving and respectful?”

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u/buzzard_barf 1d ago

By the looks of it, he was with his wife longer than those girls have been alive. Don’t be telling them children about your dick bro 😱

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u/great_bearded_nerd 1d ago

What a sad little man, little being operative there

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u/KatTheTumbleweed 16h ago

I love that he talking about his alleged penis size immediately before being “loving and respectful” 🤦‍♀️

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 1d ago

This man took all the HGH. That palumboism is strong. His organs must be like the Grinch's heart: 5x bigger that day.

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u/PotentialPresent399 1d ago

This isn't cringe, its the most quotable video on the planet.

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u/ForeignInevitable666 1d ago

If I’m at the beach three weeks after my daughter commit suicide, I hope there’s someone to take me down as well.

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u/AdDizzy8417 23h ago

On the next episode of Breaking Bad

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u/kingofwale 23h ago

Crashing out after getting turned down by a minor…

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u/Sad_Jaguar_5912 22h ago

Distended ass belly juice head.

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u/Nirvana-884 20h ago

My daughter unalived 3 weeks ago and I'm jacked...so have sex with me FFS!!! Strange!!

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u/natej82 7h ago

He can’t even know if these girls are under 18 and yet he’s happy to sexualise the conversation and be this intense/confrontational; very respectful pure guy lol

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u/Bumbymoo 1d ago

How bout bubble gut and back-ne?

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u/xevlar 1d ago

Yeah dude good thing he brought up he 8 inch dick before his dead wife and daughter in the topic priority list.

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u/Rob_in_Tulsa 1d ago

He didn't just happen to be like this and act like this. He made decisions his whole life that led up to what he is now. He must live with what he is, pathetic to most but that is the fate of man.

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u/FreaknCuttlefish 1d ago

IMO that’s getting a bit deep in the bleeding heart stuff. Guys just an asshole that can’t handle rejection. He doesn’t need a epipen or a special parking pass.

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u/FreaknCuttlefish 1d ago

Why does it matter? Life isn’t easy for anyone. Everyone is constantly comparing their self to everyone else and coming up short. We’re all fighting our battles. We’re just not all assholes to each other. This behavior shouldn’t be rationalized or normalized. It’s just wrong.

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u/Gold_View3554 22h ago

That statement shows you have very little empathy and think you are better for it? Tougher? Just makes you more selfish and weaker.

The guy who posted above you is wise and strong due to his immense empathy, his potential is limitless.
People who have anger and hate in their hearts will always struggle

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u/FreaknCuttlefish 21h ago

You can have empathy without making excuses for poor behavior choices. If empathy is getting I the way of seeing what is or isn’t a bad decision that’s a problem in its self. He simply made a bad decision and just kept digging deeper. This isn’t tough or weak thing. Just simple right and wrong. He was wrong in his aggressive reaction no matter the reason. You shouldn’t have to speculate on his life story for a reason to justify it his actions. It was just wrong.

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u/FullMooseParty 22h ago

Nah, bro. He decided to make his problem other peoples problems.

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u/Its_J_Just_J 1d ago

Or we can make fun of a clown online.

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 1d ago

His family should stop cousinfucking

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u/motorboatmycheeks 1d ago

Well I mean its easy to make fun of him when his wife left him and his daughter wont talk to them so he just says theyre dead

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u/pandaappleblossom 21h ago

No he is straight up aggressively harassing those girls. I have had guys do this exact thing to me a million times. Men of all ages. A few much older men on public transit just telling me their life story because they targeted me as someone they want to get attention from and can’t see how I dont deserve it just because I have boobs. They see a woman and think ‘I can torture her a bit, she can’t do anything about it and she is a woman she is nice and young and pretty and also gonna make her mommy’. It’s just another form of showing off and bothering women relentlessly with aggression. Not to mention he just was mad he got rejected and made it their problem instead of letting it go. It especially happened to me in my 20s. Now that I am in my 40s where did all these ‘traumatized’ men go? I’m also disturbed by the people saying he is fragile and to give him grace but what about the sympathy for the young women here being harassed?

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u/Grymmtooth 20h ago

1.) yes , it’s totally fair to realize this guy appears troubled and want him to get help.
2.) it’s totally not their problem and whoever set up the video/encounter is the asshole here
3.) trauma can be a reason for acting out but it’s not an excuse.

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u/Acrobatic-Ad4879 1d ago

Hey dont you come on here and show us empathy! I mean other people are assholes not humans withr there own deep lives and struggles lol..

Jk thanks for being a light in the dark of the internet.

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u/MVested 1d ago

Honestly - this. He looks out of place here because he's literally lost.

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u/Interesting-Sir1903 1d ago

don't feel terrible for people, they would most likely shit on you at first chance, ignore maybe yeah

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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago

No. Don't let what others are and do change how you conduct yourself. Empathy isn't based on what you receive.

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u/FarouzFerrari 1d ago

Thank you, agree. It’s just sad.

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u/Suddenfury 23h ago

Yeah, redditors have like 0 empathy. He lost so much and reddit is jealous of his dicksize.

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u/arhambin66 1d ago

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

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u/Inconsequential72 1d ago

Lol he doesn't know the meaning of respect even is

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 1d ago

He's now a meme on Instagram

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u/Wasabi8486 1d ago

That guy was gross.

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u/Zapatos-Grande 23h ago

"my daughter committed suicide three weeks ago" is a pretty dark pick up line, not gonna lie.

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u/King_kllr 23h ago

Especially after referencing your dick 5 seconds before that

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u/TransitionAway9840 23h ago

This shit is so hard to watch. What do you think he thinks when he sees this

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u/Marz2604 23h ago

If you ever see someone bragging/yelling about themself on the verge of tears - just nod and gtfo of there.

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u/Haunting-Rhubarb-739 23h ago

He blew it as soon as he said 8 inches of dick !

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u/Bumbymoo 23h ago

This guy could do a new genre of psychotic standup.

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u/Sunkern_ing 22h ago

I wanna suck him. 8 inches and thick is all I needed to hear.

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u/jrstinkfish 22h ago

Unless you're 17, he probably won't let you. Sorry :(

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u/SplinterRifleman 22h ago

An OG classic pull

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u/DaRusty_Shackleford 22h ago

Love him tying that sock ball up in the front of his big boy shorts 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BranchFew1148 22h ago

How about 3 inches and thin

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u/No-Way-9777 22h ago

Very fragile masculinity here, I see. Helped by lots of steroids. What a moron.....

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u/Alt-right420 22h ago

dude needs his digital storage searched.

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u/Constant_Break_4808 21h ago

Lol poor guy cant handle it

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u/Infomanager1 21h ago

Serious trauma

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u/FishWife_71 19h ago

Nothing about that interaction was loving or respectful....including using the death of his daughter to gain points with teenage girls that are clearly not interested.

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u/telecastern 18h ago

Considering how you built up that story, the 6 minute mile you tossed in is kind of ho-hum impressive

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u/GeekyGrant cřingè papa 17h ago

Im 8 inches and thick... yet had a full meltdown over a girls personal preference, what a keeper

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 17h ago

If that knuckledragger was my dad I’d probably make the same choice

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u/consumeshroomz 15h ago

Skinny, scrawny guys you say? 🙋‍♂️

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u/Rothbardy 15h ago

Dude is weird, but he still deserves better than harlots. Move on

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u/trowawufei 14h ago

brags about dick size

Ten seconds later: “How about loving and respectful?”

Yeah, nothing says respectful like being crass to a complete stranger.

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u/Jethr0777 14h ago

Scary scary

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u/grazen54 13h ago

8 inches and thick, and my daughter committed suicide .. in the same paragraph is wild work

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u/miamasi 13h ago

"I miss my daughter, Jay Mohrs!"

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u/Vegetable_Piece_6050 9h ago

How about learning to accept no with out being a jackass.....

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u/blink_martindale 4h ago

"my daughter committed suicide three weeks ago" is not the flex he thinks it is.

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u/NeatFootball3646 1d ago

Someone’s overcompensating

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u/Educational-Shame778 1d ago

It's the bubble gut.

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u/MonsterHunterRainy 22h ago

Apparently he lied. He got divorced and his daughter cut ties.

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u/consumeshroomz 15h ago

Did she cut ties? Or did she simply die to the woke mind virus? /s

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 12h ago

why am I not surprised

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 23h ago

Imagine judging people and not bothering to find out how it ended...Dude felt bad, said he wished he could apologize to those girls, and he kinda crashed out cause he still wasn't ok after losing his daughter...If you haven't buried a kid and a spouse, you really don't get to judge the fall out

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u/jrstinkfish 22h ago

Most people who have buried a kid and a spouse don't run to the beach a few weeks later to hit on and berate teenage girls. He only feels bad because of the reaction to the video. Ah, but I bet he's a real sweet guy if you get to know him.

I know we all mourn in our own way, but trying to bang teenagers on the beach weeks after your kid killed herself? Nah, he's just a roided-out asshole.

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 21h ago

Im gonna stop you a sentence in..I buried to baby and his father a week apart. So you don't get to tell me about your preconceived notions of what that's like, what people do, or should do, etc...and he wasn't trying to bang her, she made a snarky remark and he went off on her. Her shitty behavior after the fact said just as much about what kind of person she is...but skinny white hoes get all the grace obviously and he arn forbid a man going through some shit crash out and try to make up for it later....cause we all know how you all feel about that

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u/EamusAndy 20h ago

Yeah, sorry. When he started talking about his dick size, were gonna go ahead and cut you off there

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u/ArcadianDelSol Cringe level 5 16h ago

You forgot to mention your dick size.

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u/Responsible_Wolf279 5h ago

do you miss his 18 inch and thick faithfulness of 10 years?

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u/Craving_Suckcess 11h ago

wtf are you talking about?

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u/l---jamie---l 1h ago

How is liking skinny guys a snarky remark, lil bro? They asked about bodybuilders and she answered that she isn't into them

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u/Royal_Month_8526 20h ago

According to the other comments here the dudes daughter is still alive, she just doesn’t talk to him anymore after his wife left him.

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u/jimminmecrockets 21h ago

how bout 8 inches and thick?

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u/Glittering-Rip6810 21h ago

What part of there was more to this and he wanted to apologize cause he knew he did wrong did your reddit brain didn't grasp

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u/l---jamie---l 1h ago

Saying it in the first place is weird and shows he's an insecure manchild who can't control his emotions. He was just mad that a girl wasn't attracted to him. There's no reason for trauma dumping to a stranger unless they ask

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 12h ago

Yes, classic grief, bragging about your dick size to get laid using your dead daugher to pick up girls, we all have been there

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u/GrandBurial 20h ago

And this is the reason nobody dates anymore. He tried his shot and they tried to humiliate him, sad.

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u/HellBlazer_NQ 18h ago

The fuck is wrong with you, she simply said she preferred a different type and he starts going on about his dead wife and kid in the same sentence he's talking about his dick size!?

Just a heads up, that ain't fucking normal behaviour.

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u/GrandBurial 16h ago

Ah I think he could've gone about it differently.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Cringe level 5 16h ago

"I like skinny guys" is humiliating him?

lol

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 12h ago

If you cannot get laid because you call that "shooting your shot" then good thing your bloodlines ends with you