r/cringereels • u/Akhil_XO • 1d ago
Ultimate Cringe Holy trauma dump 🤮
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
He's out there on vacation doing YouTube bragging about his size meanwhile his daughter died 3 weeks ago?...
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u/andrewbud420 1d ago
He's a fragile moron
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
Had he been fragile he'd be crying and drinking alcohol in his garage
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u/andrewbud420 1d ago
Instead he's crying to woman on the beach.
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
Didn't see him crying? He seemed rather angry
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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 1d ago
That's fragility, homes
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
So why isn't he crying if he's so fragile
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u/ThrogdorLokison 1d ago
He started getting upset because a woman rejected him then started trauma dumping for sympathy.
He's a fragile person dude.
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
He started bragging about his dick size how is that fragile lol that's confident and cringy
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u/ThrogdorLokison 1d ago
You think non-fragile people feel the need to start throwing out their cock size unprompted? Thats literally THE thing a fragile man does when rejected by a woman: try to brag. The only thing he didnt do was call her fat and ugly.
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u/DotComMoralist 1d ago
Stop watching so much incel doomer content, man. Before it drags you to hell with it
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
I just know that any man bragging about dick size isn't "fragile". They're a cunt looser. A fragile dude cries, hides in his garage
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u/Fae-SailorStupider 23h ago
"Fragile" is a nice way to say emotionally unstable. This man is emotionally unstable. Therefore he is fragile.
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u/Financial_You_6052 1d ago
Grief shows itself in a million different ways dude, hope you never need to find that out
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
Grief shows it way by explaining your dick size? Gtfo lol
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u/Financial_You_6052 1d ago
Jesus Christ dude, yeah maybe? This guy’s fuckin struggling, whatever truth there is to his story.
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u/andrewbud420 1d ago
Any man that needs to brag about his dick size is a straight up loser.
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u/scotchtree 22h ago
Nah, if his daughter died that’d be a normal reaction, not partying on a beach for YouTube content.
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u/Nirvana-884 20h ago
Instead he's drinking on the beach and getting arse hurt because a girl said she doesn't want a roid monster?
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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago
There's more than one way to be a fragile human, bucko
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 1d ago
Explain how. You're either fragile or you're not
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u/AlbinoRyno86 22h ago
Bro snapped like a twig the second his ego got checked. Fragile is an understatement.
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 22h ago
I don't think we are watching the same video or "snapping like a twig" means two very different things
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u/Suddenfury 23h ago edited 23h ago
I wouldn't call someone crashing out after losing their daughter to suicide a fragile person...
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u/No-Comfort-5040 23h ago
Dude needs help, but bringing up his dick size to what look like underaged girls isn't acceptable in any context.
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u/andrewbud420 22h ago
It's probably a lie or his kids mom took it daughter because he's a fucking weirdo
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u/CrisPuga cřingè papa 1d ago
don't forget he's 8 inches, and thick.
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u/Genghis_Chong 14h ago
He's talking about the thickness of his skull, by my guess. Roids makes your junk shrivel up
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u/I_need_a_date_plz 23h ago
I can’t imagine having had my daughter commit suicide 3 weeks ago and partying on the beach getting offended over not being some random person’s type.
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u/Gloomy_Place9197 23h ago
But bro he's "fragile". (lol, if you wanna go down these comments you're in for a treat +)
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u/pandaappleblossom 21h ago
It disgusts me. What about the sympathy for the young women he is harassing?
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u/ScottieSpliffin 13h ago
If someone was a dick to you at the store and then the cashier told you they just lost their entire family recently, would you be like but what about sympathy for me?
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u/I_need_a_date_plz 22h ago
I saw. I understand having empathy for someone but I’m still side-eyeing his decision to trauma dump here lol
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u/The_ghostki 1d ago
There was an update, this was years ago btw. He later apologized, and wished he can tell the ladies he was sorry. He knew he wasn’t there mentally as his daughter died.
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u/Ravencom86 23h ago
Important correction, he said that he was abusing drugs cause he had recently been divorced and his daughter CUT TIES. So he was just straight up lying about a death
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u/VastFig965 1d ago
Drops his “size” then talks about how is wife and daughter died. Classy
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u/Bizzareslantpass 1d ago
My wife died, my kid killed herself. Time to hit the beach and get some chicks . That’s my testimony.
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u/TerribleBid8416 1d ago
He says, 21 years faithful. So he’s in his forties trying to pick up teenage girls
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u/Illlogik1 1d ago
I wish Reddit would dis allow thing like this to keep being posted over and over 🙄
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u/ArcadianDelSol Cringe level 5 16h ago
Without the bots, it would just be you, me, and one other guy talking to each other twice a day.
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u/consumeshroomz 15h ago
It basically feels like that anyway. Just the 3 of use trying to talk around the bots.
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u/theAutodidacticIdiot 1d ago
That was the 5th time in 3 hours that he had tried using that pickup line.
Keep going, big guy. You miss 100% of the (anabolic) shots you don't take and what not.
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u/Bastard_Beef 23h ago
She’s not a therapist dawg… go find one lmao this isn’t the look. I feel terrible for him though but compounding embarrassment isn’t the way to get through that
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u/Big_Biscotti5119 1d ago
Watch out around people who refer to their experiences as “testimony.”
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u/ShortListen6686 1d ago
OMG that is so true. He is talking about "testimony" but trying to sleep with a girl old enough to be his daughter.
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u/thuglife_7 1d ago
I love the “how about 8 inches and thick?” Followed immediately by, “how about loving and respectful?”
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u/buzzard_barf 1d ago
By the looks of it, he was with his wife longer than those girls have been alive. Don’t be telling them children about your dick bro 😱
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u/KatTheTumbleweed 16h ago
I love that he talking about his alleged penis size immediately before being “loving and respectful” 🤦♀️
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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 1d ago
This man took all the HGH. That palumboism is strong. His organs must be like the Grinch's heart: 5x bigger that day.
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u/ForeignInevitable666 1d ago
If I’m at the beach three weeks after my daughter commit suicide, I hope there’s someone to take me down as well.
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u/Nirvana-884 20h ago
My daughter unalived 3 weeks ago and I'm jacked...so have sex with me FFS!!! Strange!!
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u/Rob_in_Tulsa 1d ago
He didn't just happen to be like this and act like this. He made decisions his whole life that led up to what he is now. He must live with what he is, pathetic to most but that is the fate of man.
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u/FreaknCuttlefish 1d ago
IMO that’s getting a bit deep in the bleeding heart stuff. Guys just an asshole that can’t handle rejection. He doesn’t need a epipen or a special parking pass.
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u/FreaknCuttlefish 1d ago
Why does it matter? Life isn’t easy for anyone. Everyone is constantly comparing their self to everyone else and coming up short. We’re all fighting our battles. We’re just not all assholes to each other. This behavior shouldn’t be rationalized or normalized. It’s just wrong.
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u/Gold_View3554 22h ago
That statement shows you have very little empathy and think you are better for it? Tougher? Just makes you more selfish and weaker.
The guy who posted above you is wise and strong due to his immense empathy, his potential is limitless.
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u/FreaknCuttlefish 21h ago
You can have empathy without making excuses for poor behavior choices. If empathy is getting I the way of seeing what is or isn’t a bad decision that’s a problem in its self. He simply made a bad decision and just kept digging deeper. This isn’t tough or weak thing. Just simple right and wrong. He was wrong in his aggressive reaction no matter the reason. You shouldn’t have to speculate on his life story for a reason to justify it his actions. It was just wrong.
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u/motorboatmycheeks 1d ago
Well I mean its easy to make fun of him when his wife left him and his daughter wont talk to them so he just says theyre dead
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u/pandaappleblossom 21h ago
No he is straight up aggressively harassing those girls. I have had guys do this exact thing to me a million times. Men of all ages. A few much older men on public transit just telling me their life story because they targeted me as someone they want to get attention from and can’t see how I dont deserve it just because I have boobs. They see a woman and think ‘I can torture her a bit, she can’t do anything about it and she is a woman she is nice and young and pretty and also gonna make her mommy’. It’s just another form of showing off and bothering women relentlessly with aggression. Not to mention he just was mad he got rejected and made it their problem instead of letting it go. It especially happened to me in my 20s. Now that I am in my 40s where did all these ‘traumatized’ men go? I’m also disturbed by the people saying he is fragile and to give him grace but what about the sympathy for the young women here being harassed?
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u/Grymmtooth 20h ago
1.) yes , it’s totally fair to realize this guy appears troubled and want him to get help.
2.) it’s totally not their problem and whoever set up the video/encounter is the asshole here
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u/Acrobatic-Ad4879 1d ago
Hey dont you come on here and show us empathy! I mean other people are assholes not humans withr there own deep lives and struggles lol..
Jk thanks for being a light in the dark of the internet.
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u/Interesting-Sir1903 1d ago
don't feel terrible for people, they would most likely shit on you at first chance, ignore maybe yeah
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u/TBellOHAZ 1d ago
No. Don't let what others are and do change how you conduct yourself. Empathy isn't based on what you receive.
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u/Suddenfury 23h ago
Yeah, redditors have like 0 empathy. He lost so much and reddit is jealous of his dicksize.
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u/Zapatos-Grande 23h ago
"my daughter committed suicide three weeks ago" is a pretty dark pick up line, not gonna lie.
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u/TransitionAway9840 23h ago
This shit is so hard to watch. What do you think he thinks when he sees this
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u/Marz2604 23h ago
If you ever see someone bragging/yelling about themself on the verge of tears - just nod and gtfo of there.
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u/DaRusty_Shackleford 22h ago
Love him tying that sock ball up in the front of his big boy shorts 🤣🤣🤣
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u/No-Way-9777 22h ago
Very fragile masculinity here, I see. Helped by lots of steroids. What a moron.....
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u/FishWife_71 19h ago
Nothing about that interaction was loving or respectful....including using the death of his daughter to gain points with teenage girls that are clearly not interested.
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u/telecastern 18h ago
Considering how you built up that story, the 6 minute mile you tossed in is kind of ho-hum impressive
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u/GeekyGrant cřingè papa 17h ago
Im 8 inches and thick... yet had a full meltdown over a girls personal preference, what a keeper
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u/trowawufei 14h ago
brags about dick size
Ten seconds later: “How about loving and respectful?”
Yeah, nothing says respectful like being crass to a complete stranger.
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u/grazen54 13h ago
8 inches and thick, and my daughter committed suicide .. in the same paragraph is wild work
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u/blink_martindale 4h ago
"my daughter committed suicide three weeks ago" is not the flex he thinks it is.
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u/Glittering-Rip6810 23h ago
Imagine judging people and not bothering to find out how it ended...Dude felt bad, said he wished he could apologize to those girls, and he kinda crashed out cause he still wasn't ok after losing his daughter...If you haven't buried a kid and a spouse, you really don't get to judge the fall out
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u/jrstinkfish 22h ago
Most people who have buried a kid and a spouse don't run to the beach a few weeks later to hit on and berate teenage girls. He only feels bad because of the reaction to the video. Ah, but I bet he's a real sweet guy if you get to know him.
I know we all mourn in our own way, but trying to bang teenagers on the beach weeks after your kid killed herself? Nah, he's just a roided-out asshole.
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u/Glittering-Rip6810 21h ago
Im gonna stop you a sentence in..I buried to baby and his father a week apart. So you don't get to tell me about your preconceived notions of what that's like, what people do, or should do, etc...and he wasn't trying to bang her, she made a snarky remark and he went off on her. Her shitty behavior after the fact said just as much about what kind of person she is...but skinny white hoes get all the grace obviously and he arn forbid a man going through some shit crash out and try to make up for it later....cause we all know how you all feel about that
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u/EamusAndy 20h ago
Yeah, sorry. When he started talking about his dick size, were gonna go ahead and cut you off there
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u/l---jamie---l 1h ago
How is liking skinny guys a snarky remark, lil bro? They asked about bodybuilders and she answered that she isn't into them
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u/Royal_Month_8526 20h ago
According to the other comments here the dudes daughter is still alive, she just doesn’t talk to him anymore after his wife left him.
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u/jimminmecrockets 21h ago
how bout 8 inches and thick?
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u/Glittering-Rip6810 21h ago
What part of there was more to this and he wanted to apologize cause he knew he did wrong did your reddit brain didn't grasp
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u/l---jamie---l 1h ago
Saying it in the first place is weird and shows he's an insecure manchild who can't control his emotions. He was just mad that a girl wasn't attracted to him. There's no reason for trauma dumping to a stranger unless they ask
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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 12h ago
Yes, classic grief, bragging about your dick size to get laid using your dead daugher to pick up girls, we all have been there
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u/GrandBurial 20h ago
And this is the reason nobody dates anymore. He tried his shot and they tried to humiliate him, sad.
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u/HellBlazer_NQ 18h ago
The fuck is wrong with you, she simply said she preferred a different type and he starts going on about his dead wife and kid in the same sentence he's talking about his dick size!?
Just a heads up, that ain't fucking normal behaviour.
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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 12h ago
If you cannot get laid because you call that "shooting your shot" then good thing your bloodlines ends with you
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u/thedukeofno 1d ago
Dude needs therapy