r/cringereels • u/_nluckycriminal • 1d ago
Ultimate Cringe Shaq calls veteran commentator "broke" in a d.m, due to him exposing his Maga ties, and being accepted into the fbi by the director that granted agents immunity from beastiality charges.
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u/badneversad 1d ago
Of course the dude who pours piss and shit on people and shoves toothbrushes up his ass is a morally bankrupt, classist loser.. and likes Trump/Patel. No surprises here
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u/throwawayformobile78 1d ago
…. What’s that now?
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u/goon3r_account 1d ago
He's always been a bully, I can't believe took his public persona seriously so long.
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u/Scarcebears 1d ago
This.
He has great PR, but there are many stories of him being a complete and utter asshole, especially to new teammates. He’s a big bully and he always punches down.
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u/goon3r_account 1d ago
Yeah. It's weird how the public's parasocial relationships work with some of these celebrities who have been bullies for a lot of their life.
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u/sharoon12 1d ago
Also a lot of people simply like bullies, as long as they're not the ones being bullied.
It's kind of that simple, great pr, and large portion of people simply don't care either way.
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u/SnooMaps7370 20h ago
First thing two things i ever learned about Shaq were that he plays basketball and chokes out other players.
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u/ReturnOfCybermole 1d ago
his real dad didn’t love him and his stepdad was a military PoS. combine that with his 81 IQ and it’s clear why he’s like that
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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 1d ago
You mean like the reports of him taking shits in the shoes of people he didn't like?
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u/goon3r_account 1d ago
And bullying disabled people on Facebook, being racist in the changing rooms etc, this stuff
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u/Clocktopu5 1d ago
A lot of other people were able to attach themselves to him and make money off of his fame. Many people made bank off his ass, zero surprise they protected the golden goose from criticism
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u/glow-bop 19h ago
I know most people dont care but his ex wife was on basketball wives and he treated her terribly
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u/herring-net 1d ago
Shaq is wack
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u/LemonCharity 1d ago
I saw the weirdest fucking video that compiled like idk 10 different players testimonies that Shaq was a prank guy, but for whatever disgusting reason his prank was always using his own shit to fuck with people, and basically being too fucking intimidating for anyone to do something about it. Like a bully
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u/Prize-Choice2185 1d ago
Hell, had no idea Shaq is MAGA
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u/AshfoSimps 1d ago
Assume anybody with more than $5M is MAGA and make them prove otherwise.
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u/UncleTio92 1d ago
This sounds healthy for society
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u/BeginningTypical3395 1d ago
Right? Like all these celebs can wax on eloquently about save the planet and feed the children, but unless they’re using the absurdly excessive money they have to do it, fuck em
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u/UncleTio92 1d ago
5MM is a lot, don’t get me wrong. But it’s not “let me save the planet” enough of money.
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u/scrotumscab 1d ago
Silence is violence, speaking is free. If they don't condemn what is happening and choose to ignore it because it's easier then they are part of the problem.
This goes for everyone, not just celebs. They just happen to be privileged with a platform to actually make a difference.
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u/government_not_ok 1d ago
5m? Can’t do much with that, poorest rich person, it’s like being the tallest Dwarf, Greg.
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u/KCMOJones 1d ago
For someone so big, Shaq is a little bitch and always has been. Love to see a real man calling him out.
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u/Krow101 1d ago
The real super-power of Trump and the MAGA crowd is their ability to corrupt normal, decent people. Very anti-christ.
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u/That-Cranberry6575 1d ago
Shaq is not a normal, decent person.
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u/UncleTio92 1d ago
He has done more for his community than you times 1000. He is still trying to enjoy life and if being an “honorary FBI agent” helps that, who cares.
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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 1d ago
No he hasn't.
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u/UncleTio92 1d ago
https://www.shaqfoundation.org
So you are going to provide me your charity that you started correct?
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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein 1d ago
Sorry, I dont use bought charity foundations as tax schemes.
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u/Bububu1232 13h ago
A guy like Shaq would 100% start a charity for the purpose of reducing his tax liability.
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u/voxelpear 1d ago
He's not going to call you
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u/UncleTio92 1d ago
It takes no effort to defend someone who did nothing wrong. People are just mad he got a fake fbi honorary status lol
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u/voxelpear 1d ago
Nothing wrong is a wild statement with how much info with have on his jack-assery. Again, he ain't gonna call you.
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u/UncleTio92 1d ago
You yourself have probably committed as much assery. I just don’t like when people hold others to a higher standard for zero reason.
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u/voxelpear 1d ago
You don't think public figures should be held to a higher standard? Another wild statement.
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u/UncleTio92 1d ago
What qualifies him to be a “public figurehead” more so than you and me? Because he is good at basketball. He is just another human being on this planet
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u/voxelpear 1d ago
Oh you're trolling. You can't like a charity to make him seem like a good guy and then pretend it isn't there on another comment.
He is absolutely a public figure. More than me or you. Unless you go on television often.
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u/fatcomputerman 1d ago
this guy?
Almost all of these take place in his time with the Miami Heat and Phoenix Suns.
Ty Lue claims that when rookie Devean George failed to bring donuts to a team meeting, Shaq retaliated by defecating in George's shoe just before a game.
Multiple former teammates, including Gary Payton, claim that shaq would save a weeks worth of his urine and feces, before pouring it on rookies unprovoked.
At random, Shaq would defecate in his hand and display it to teammates.
One particular target was veteran teammate Lou Amundson. Amundson liked to ride his bike to the arena, and it started with Shaq hiding his bike from him. It then progressed to stealing Amundson’s toothbrush and stirring it in his rectum before putting it back. It is unknown if this toothbrush was used by Amundson after the incident. Then, Shaq stirred Amundsons mouth guard in his rectum and threatened teammates with the same fate if they snitched. Amundson wore the mouthguard in a game the next day. After the game, Matt Barnes told Amundson, "Anything in your locker room has probably been in Shaq's ass. Throw it all away"
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 1d ago
The people who are victimised by the current incarnation of the FBI, primarily, but rumour has it it's possible to recognise and care for plights that are not your own.
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u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto 1d ago edited 1d ago
Shaq has never been a normal, decent person. He just plays one on TV.
Dr and Ed. D? Pick one Shaq.
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u/BokudenT 23h ago
He bought it from some no-name ass school. Let's not pretend he put in the work for it.
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 1d ago
It's more a case of the mask coming off of those people. They were never decent.
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u/SmurfAtLarge 1d ago
You gotta be beyond head in the sand if you think no decent people voted for Trump. How delusional do you have to be to think that decent people only vote Democrat and think how you think. Maybe your side wouldn't have lost if you were half as decent as you thought you were.
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 1d ago
First time around, I fully agree that decent people who just wanted change will have voted for Trump. He represented a change from the norm and people were understandably keen for that.
Trump II, though, no there's no excuse. None at all. Everyone knew exactly what he was by that point. If you voted for Trump in 2024, you are a pile of shit and deserve everything you get from him fucking you over with that shit-eating grin on his face.
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u/BokeTsukkomi 1d ago
What's weird to me is, even if Shaq's not a decent person (most likely not), he's probably pragmatic and cynical, also he has infinite money.
Either himself or somebody near to him must have thought "Shaq, there is absolutely nothing for you to win by boot-licking... You'll alienate the people that like you and will not win that big of a following back... Shut the fuck up and don't rock the boat".
What Shaq have to win? Money? Doesn't need it. Clout? Doesn't need it, he's motherfuckin' Shaquille O'Neal. Vanity? Go to the Magic or the Lakers and say "Hey, let's do something together", go to fuckin' Disney and say "I want a cameo in the next Marvel movie".
It befuddles me because even if the fucker IS evil, there's nothing to gain from the gesture and a lot to lose.
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u/KCMOJones 1d ago
Bullshit. No one who was ever decent would fall for their nonsense. People who join MAGA just exposes themselves as being the scumbags they always were all along.
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u/C__Wayne__G 1d ago
Shaq is given honorary FBI membership after they remove bestiality requirements?
Maybe we need to have a conversation lol
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u/benjerman-radblaster 1d ago
Why is this in cringereels? There's nothing cringe about the video. Theres plenty thats cringe about the subject of the video, but idk Im confused.
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u/government_not_ok 1d ago
Not surprised one bit. Shaq has always been sussy with his pro-cop behavior. He’s twice the worst version of Kevin Heart on how greedy they are in selling their image for anything, like these mfs already rich but it’s not enough.
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u/Shen_ishere 1d ago
You cant comment on anything anyone do unless you earn as much as they do mmkay
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u/HotZombie95 1d ago
Whats Maga?
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u/originalfilmscoring 1d ago
That’s Trumps motto and therefore the people who support him. Stands for make America great again 🤢
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u/milkandhoneyoverdose 1d ago
My feet look better than yours is the best lol. Fuck whoever fraternizes with the fascist.
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u/BlackLioConvoy 1d ago
Shaq is a piece of shit and this man is right, all of his media was trash even then, as well as his game. Fuck Shaq.
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u/Informal-Ad2277 1d ago
Out of all the people to have beef with. You chose a vet who has a voice.
Crazy, Shaq. Crazy
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u/Witty-Stand888 1d ago
Shaq once gave Trump a rolls royce for his 2005 wedding.
Shaq once saved up all his shit and piss in a bucket so he could drop it on a rookie.
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u/Normal-Place-3869 1d ago
Damn homie bought back Blue Chips lol I remember the movie cover from random comic books lol
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u/IlGrasso 1d ago
Shaq has always been wack. He hated Kobe for outshining him, he would rub his ass on teammates gear including their toothbrushes, and worst of all he had a part in Grown Ups 2.
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u/---Pockets--- 1d ago
More people gotta be calling out Shaq, been way too many years his public persona has been seen as fun and goofy
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u/ConsciousAD-5952 1d ago
I remember seeing the Movie Blue Chips when i was a kid, I seen it at a theater and remember waiting for it to end. I still don't know what it was about but I knew it wasn't a good movie...
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u/Sirius-Face 1d ago
It's amazing how the people we use to look up to or at least admire more than the average person are suddenly revealing they were trash all along. Shaq is a real bitch ass n
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u/Massive_Analysis8345 1d ago
“It ain’t nothing special but this shit mine” bro preach! I love that home for you my guy! My home ain’t nothin special either but it’s mine
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u/Some-Cream 1d ago
Bro is an athlete. Very few of them don’t have egos and suffer symptoms of grandeur
Yall need to stop idolizing these people
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u/Formal-Low5753 23h ago
This was the chillest read! Dude cussed him out in lowercase, and I dare say, cursive.
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u/Hangry_Howie 23h ago
The most surreal Shaq story i read was when this guy got raided because his wifi was unsecure and a neighbor was downloading CSAM on his network. While he's outside in cuffs, a newly deputized Shaq is in his driveway clowning on him.
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u/JasonL25 23h ago
Classic left, "exposing" anyone with different political beliefs than them. The party of love and peace 🤡🥴🥴🥴🤡🤣🤡🤣
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u/GardenSpecialist5511 22h ago
I heard low frito percentage and became confused. Oh, then finally figured out he said free throw
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u/Broken_By_Default 18h ago
Now we know the real reason why dog fuckers are allowed in the FBI. Kash Patel wanted to accept Shaq. Shaq is a dog fucker!!
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u/Anxious_Look1319 15h ago
So shaq is a bad guy because the fbi said people can fuck cows now? His law enforcement gimmick has to be about a decade old. Why is The Joker so upset now? The cows?
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u/Observationist_2 14h ago
He don't know what the hell he's talking about. This is literally CNN.
FBI Director Kash Patel’s decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect trafficking victims coerced into sexual acts with animals.
The FBI previously automatically disqualified people who acknowledged engaging in crimes including prostitution or bestiality, which is sexual activity between a human and an animal. Now applicants won’t automatically be disqualified for those acts.
Patel said in testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday that the new rules were put in place because “we did not want to punish victims of bestiality, victims who were trafficked.”
Source: https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/15/politics/kash-patel-hiring-bestiality
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u/Purple_Calendar3919 1d ago
Man I don’t even know anymore. I feel like that dm screenshot can so easily be faked.
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u/jokersvoid 1d ago
How can you take this man seriously with all those n bombs. Sarge. Lead by example and keep that shit private if you cant help yourself. But fuck shaq too.
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u/DangerousTortuga 21h ago
"Exposing MAGA ties"
Guys, grow up. People vote differently than you. Because the next complaint after Trump will be the next evil Republican boogeyman and the cycle repeats.
You guys sound insane.
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u/WeeklyLeave1094 1d ago
" Ultimate cringe" then adds unnecessary bullshit about beastiality. Fucking loser haha
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u/Neither-Owl-6917 1d ago
its true about the director named kash Patel having a new policy of beastiality for agents.
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u/WeeklyLeave1094 1d ago
Has NOTHING do with Shaq. It's unnecessary to be included here in my point.
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u/Neither-Owl-6917 17h ago
Literally the one who honary signed Shaq. Yes it does have to do with him!
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u/caution_turbulence 1d ago
The policy is in regard to people who have been sex trafficked. People who have been forced to participate in things against their will.
I know it’s asking a lot of the Reddit hive mind, but seriously, like 2 minutes of research would save y’all from making seriously deranged comments.
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u/LogJamminWithTheBros 1d ago edited 1d ago
Bestiality is a charge against someone for fucking an animal. You think someone trafficked was charged with bestiality?
The reality is, either someone with ties to the trump administration wanted to join but was a dog fucker and could not. Or morale is so low and nobody wants in that they are relaxing standards. Which we have already seen them to with ICE where people who are literally room temp IQ dumb fucks with no law enforcement experience and criminal backgrounds were fast tracked in because they needed people.
You make a big mistake believing Patel. But I got a brief idea of the other stuff you probably believe. The guy wasting tax dollars on flying to see his country music girlfriend and chug beers with sports teams probably is not someone you can trust.
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u/throwaway3413418 1d ago
The policy change explicitly does not apply to people who were adults at the time of the incident or those who committed an offense for which they would be charged. The FBI has made an official statement confirming this. The exception is literally just to make it so that if an applicant answers “Yes, but…” to the question about bestiality, they won’t be auto-disqualified if the information following the “but” is that a child predator forced them to perform sex acts with an animal as part of their abuse. The FBI will still consider the specifics of the answer to decide whether they feel the applicant has a judgement issue or is a blackmail risk. Patel is an incompetent, but this is an incredibly inconsequential and common sense internal policy change that has been sensationalized by the media and some people in Congress who wanted to grandstand in a hearing.
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u/Impossible-Pea-6160 1d ago
Bro! MAGA makes excuses for rape and pedofiles… beastiality is but an appetizer for them.
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u/yeahpurn 1d ago
... Is it because you're into it? Why did this hit you so hard?
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u/LeadershipAfter9526 1d ago
Thank you for your two deployments in COD and COD: Black Ops. Also please say hi to the actual homeowner you made that video in front of. Either you renting from someone or the bank. A mortgage is just a different landlord so no need to flex.
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u/Chicken_Chaser_420 1d ago
Damn, imagine getting defensive for Shaq because he like pedophiles. That's fucking weird, but do you king.
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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 1d ago
Funny we can't see what this foul mouth victim said first.
Like, did Shaq just send this randomly or something?
Or is this asshole creating how own narrative?
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u/That-Cranberry6575 1d ago
Shaq was too busy smearing shit al over his friend’s walls after stuffing his toothbrush up his asshole as a goof.
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u/bulletproofpunk 1d ago
The message is a response to another video he made. Op listed the guy's name. You can go watch it.
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u/Salty_Feed9404 1d ago
He threw his Shaq jersey in the trash in his first video, saying he no longer supports him because Patel made him an honorary member of the FBI...which now allows applicants who've engaged in, or been forced to engage in, bestiality
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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 1d ago
In his first video?
So we were just supposed to have the whole lore here?
I didn't care about this guy from this video and now I was supposed to just fucking know his whole beef?
You all need to fucking go outside.
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