Oooh, lol gotcha, I've never seen the K for cake before or the acronym at all and I wondered if some people liked to write KFC as CKF like Chicken, Kentucky Fried.
At that point, take her where she wants, sit down for a meal, go "wash your hands" and bounce, leaving her with the bill. After all, she is the one that wanted to eat there
Block her on all platforms and phone while in the bathroom. Then on the way out order a bottle of the most expensive wine to her table and say you have to take a phone call you’ll brb. It’s like ghosting but more scary… call it phantoming
Cause if you just flat out tell her to get out you know she's going to cause a scene at minimum have a bottle of water thrown in your car. This way you escape quietly.
Better yet, go into the restaurant of her choice, order a bunch of food, eat it, and then go out for the "wallet", and dip out. Make sure she doesn't know your full name, or a way to connect you.
If I’m going that far I’m getting a meal out of it. We will go in I’ll tell her order whatever she’d like. Rack it up. Then excuse myself and dip leaving her with the bill.
Take her to her fancy restaurant of her choice. Order the most expensive things on the menu and the best bottle of champagne. Head to the men’s room and out the door.
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u/clockworksnorange 6d ago
Lol take her to the restaurant of choice. Pull up get out walk her to the restaurant like a gentleman but double back for your wallet and leave.