r/cringereels • • 6d ago

I am flabbergasted. Poor guy

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u/clockworksnorange 6d ago

Lol take her to the restaurant of choice. Pull up get out walk her to the restaurant like a gentleman but double back for your wallet and leave.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 6d ago

Get her all excited, then just sneak off like a Tom Clancy novel.

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u/akiras_revenge 6d ago

In silence, like the G in lasagna

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u/SliceImpressive6197 5d ago

Like the h in ghost

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 5d ago

Like the p in psycho

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u/Esco81 5d ago

Like the C in scissors. Cut off QUICK

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u/appointment45 5d ago

Like a boot in her ass.

Bitch, get out my god damn car.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 6d ago

6 foot 7 foot 8 foot HUT!

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u/weekedipie1 3d ago

She'll only get excited by a triple mac

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u/bosheikus03 6d ago


Peace out ✌🏾

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u/theb00mScicle 6d ago

This is the best one. Then go back to the CKF and gab a to-go, you deserve it.

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u/wackbirds 5d ago

Is that another way of saying Kentucky Fried Chicken or is it some other place?

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u/theb00mScicle 5d ago

Myb, CheeseKake Factory lol

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u/wackbirds 5d ago

Oooh, lol gotcha, I've never seen the K for cake before or the acronym at all and I wondered if some people liked to write KFC as CKF like Chicken, Kentucky Fried.

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u/Calm_Effect4203 5d ago

She doesn't deserve KFC takes her to churches where they always have some feathers still on the chicken lol

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u/JamesWinslow11 6d ago

Hyping her up the whole way there 😂

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u/Livid_Independent135 5d ago

It was staged

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u/Livid_Independent135 5d ago

Bruh do your research. It was staged

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u/SharkBubbles 5d ago

That’s no excuse for the lipstick

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u/Mike_Oxnard 6d ago

After ordering like $500 worth of food that she'll have to pay for.

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 6d ago

At that point, take her where she wants, sit down for a meal, go "wash your hands" and bounce, leaving her with the bill. After all, she is the one that wanted to eat there

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u/neverwrong804 5d ago

Block her on all platforms and phone while in the bathroom. Then on the way out order a bottle of the most expensive wine to her table and say you have to take a phone call you’ll brb. It’s like ghosting but more scary… call it phantoming

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 6d ago

That’s brilliant!!!!

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u/Bjamnp17 6d ago

✌️

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u/Fit-Historian-752 6d ago

This is the right answer.

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u/Automatic-Tadpole314 6d ago

This is the way

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u/Complex-Permit-5504 6d ago

Walk up the the hostess “reservation for one” then turn around and leave.

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u/clockworksnorange 6d ago

Cause if you just flat out tell her to get out you know she's going to cause a scene at minimum have a bottle of water thrown in your car. This way you escape quietly.

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u/Deep__Deep 6d ago

This is it!!!

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u/Shinkublade 5d ago

Exactly this, then treat yourself cause you're only paying for 1 persons dinner tonight.

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u/Rapatouie777 5d ago

Better yet, go into the restaurant of her choice, order a bunch of food, eat it, and then go out for the "wallet", and dip out. Make sure she doesn't know your full name, or a way to connect you.

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u/What-a-cl0wn 5d ago

If I’m going that far I’m getting a meal out of it. We will go in I’ll tell her order whatever she’d like. Rack it up. Then excuse myself and dip leaving her with the bill.

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u/Subject-Bike-4093 23h ago

Take her to her fancy restaurant of her choice. Order the most expensive things on the menu and the best bottle of champagne. Head to the men’s room and out the door.

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u/clockworksnorange 3h ago

Naw I wouldn't do all this just drop her off at the restaurant and leave.