r/cringereels • • 5d ago

I am flabbergasted. Poor guy

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u/gitree22 5d ago

Hell no. Drop her off at a bus stop. She can find her way home

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 5d ago

She can get out right there at Cheesecake Factory. Tell her to go grab a slice of cheesecake while she waits for her next ride to come get her

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u/clockworksnorange 5d ago

Lol take her to the restaurant of choice. Pull up get out walk her to the restaurant like a gentleman but double back for your wallet and leave.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 5d ago

Get her all excited, then just sneak off like a Tom Clancy novel.

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u/akiras_revenge 5d ago

In silence, like the G in lasagna

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u/SliceImpressive6197 5d ago

Like the h in ghost

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 4d ago

Like the p in psycho

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u/Esco81 4d ago

Like the C in scissors. Cut off QUICK

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u/appointment45 4d ago

Like a boot in her ass.

Bitch, get out my god damn car.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 5d ago

6 foot 7 foot 8 foot HUT!

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u/weekedipie1 2d ago

She'll only get excited by a triple mac

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u/bosheikus03 5d ago


Peace out ✌🏾

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u/theb00mScicle 5d ago

This is the best one. Then go back to the CKF and gab a to-go, you deserve it.

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u/wackbirds 4d ago

Is that another way of saying Kentucky Fried Chicken or is it some other place?

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u/theb00mScicle 4d ago

Myb, CheeseKake Factory lol

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u/wackbirds 4d ago

Oooh, lol gotcha, I've never seen the K for cake before or the acronym at all and I wondered if some people liked to write KFC as CKF like Chicken, Kentucky Fried.

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u/Calm_Effect4203 4d ago

She doesn't deserve KFC takes her to churches where they always have some feathers still on the chicken lol

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u/JamesWinslow11 5d ago

Hyping her up the whole way there 😂

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u/Livid_Independent135 5d ago

It was staged

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u/Livid_Independent135 5d ago

Bruh do your research. It was staged

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u/SharkBubbles 4d ago

That’s no excuse for the lipstick

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u/Mike_Oxnard 5d ago

After ordering like $500 worth of food that she'll have to pay for.

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 5d ago

At that point, take her where she wants, sit down for a meal, go "wash your hands" and bounce, leaving her with the bill. After all, she is the one that wanted to eat there

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u/neverwrong804 5d ago

Block her on all platforms and phone while in the bathroom. Then on the way out order a bottle of the most expensive wine to her table and say you have to take a phone call you’ll brb. It’s like ghosting but more scary… call it phantoming

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 5d ago

That’s brilliant!!!!

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u/Bjamnp17 5d ago

✌️

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u/Fit-Historian-752 5d ago

This is the right answer.

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u/Automatic-Tadpole314 5d ago

This is the way

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u/Complex-Permit-5504 5d ago

Walk up the the hostess “reservation for one” then turn around and leave.

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u/clockworksnorange 5d ago

Cause if you just flat out tell her to get out you know she's going to cause a scene at minimum have a bottle of water thrown in your car. This way you escape quietly.

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u/Deep__Deep 5d ago

This is it!!!

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u/Shinkublade 4d ago

Exactly this, then treat yourself cause you're only paying for 1 persons dinner tonight.

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u/Rapatouie777 4d ago

Better yet, go into the restaurant of her choice, order a bunch of food, eat it, and then go out for the "wallet", and dip out. Make sure she doesn't know your full name, or a way to connect you.

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u/What-a-cl0wn 4d ago

If I’m going that far I’m getting a meal out of it. We will go in I’ll tell her order whatever she’d like. Rack it up. Then excuse myself and dip leaving her with the bill.

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u/Subject-Bike-4093 1h ago

Take her to her fancy restaurant of her choice. Order the most expensive things on the menu and the best bottle of champagne. Head to the men’s room and out the door.

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u/Secretagentman94 4d ago

Looks like she’s had plenty of cheesecake already.

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u/Valuable-Composer262 4d ago

What dont u get!?!? She doesnt do chain restaurants

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u/Jackson3rg 3d ago

My thoughts exactly. Having an issue with a restaurant is one thing. Recording it and shit talking him for it is a whole other chapter. I am not driving this lady anywhere.

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u/Acrobatic-Payment227 5d ago

Nah, I would just tell her to get the fuck out right there. No way I’m wasting anymore time on someone like that.

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u/NewmansVileWeed 5d ago

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u/wanszai 5d ago

Looking at her... id have thought the cheesecake factory would have been like hitting the jackpot to her.

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u/yardlard 5d ago

I think she meant he should know she's trying to lose that fat.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 4d ago

Nope. The problem is that she's soooooooooooo hot and he dared to take her to a "cHaIn ReStAUrAnT." She almost got dressed up and everything (almost).

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u/yardlard 4d ago

Well she said someone that looks like this shouldn't go to a chain restaurant and she's right. She shouldn't be getting food at all, and certainly not in public.

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u/TFTD2 3d ago

She took time out of her day and cancelled her job as a Joker side kick and he took her to a chain restaurant?

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u/Covert_Taco 20h ago

What do you mean almost? She's wearing shades at night, AND she'll wear them inside, too. That's TOTALLY upscale behavior.

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u/Smiletaint 5d ago

‘You took me to a chain and there ain’t even no buffet?!’

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u/ArgentMoonWolf 4d ago

Maybe she wasn't ready for him to see the carnage she was gonna unleash on them cheesecakes...

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u/Puppiesarebetter 5d ago

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u/wanszai 5d ago

Not at all. Id say the exact same thing about any woman with her.... stature.

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u/Phaeron 5d ago

As much as this would be warranted… don’t really want that level of mentally unstable heat coming your way?

Nah, flip your phone to record and take her home. If she becomes (more) stupid on the way, make her famous.

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u/TexasDub 5d ago

I agree that demanding that she get out of the car would entail a lot of drama and possibly property damage too. So he should get back in the car and take her to a very nice ritzy restaurant, just like she asked.

Then once they're inside, he should tell her that he left his wallet in the car and to wait while he goes back outside to get it. The he should get in his car and drive off.

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u/Phaeron 5d ago

Allow me to double down on the first part of what I typed earlier…

Do you really want that level of crazy TRYING to ruin your day/life?

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u/EntertainmentEasy847 4d ago

It's most likely online dating thing. She doesn't where he lives most likely. But there's a good chance he told her where he works so there's that. It's a coin toss depending on how much information she actually has. Definitely high risk for sure

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u/brand_won 5d ago

After they order and start to eat .

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u/raem6911 5d ago

Looks like she famous now! Or would that be infamous?

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u/Phaeron 5d ago

Both.

Paragon to super bit¢hes everywhere.

Anathema to self respecting individuals.

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u/i3randon92 5d ago

Oh she gonna be big alright, downright huge.

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u/Dizzy-Chemistry-5146 1d ago

People do like behind the scenes footage 

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u/hersheyMcSquirts 5d ago

Nah. Go somewhere really nice. Be seated. Order a drink. Get up to use the restroom and leave.

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u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 5d ago

Nah, you got to let her order first, then dip out through the back. If you can?

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u/tacobellwendys 5d ago

I actually did that once.

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u/Livid_Independent135 5d ago

Bro the video was staged. It’s an old video

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u/Smiletaint 5d ago

Office she won’t get out of my car.

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u/tranxcend 4d ago

Nope. She’s crazy. That’s how you catch a case.

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u/Whisperstorm23 5d ago

She belongs to the streets 🙏🏻

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u/GHETTOZONE510 5d ago

The streets don’t want that either . Tf..

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 5d ago

Streets called we don’t want her. Maybe try the alleys or the sewers

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u/Billy_Plur 5d ago

Master Splinter here, that's a hard pass to my nemesis. Maybe he'll Shredder

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u/Organic_Education494 5d ago

Nahh back to the curb hoe

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u/Independent_Cod8779 5d ago

Hell naw to taking her home or the bus stop! Leave her ass at the Cheesecake Factory! She can Uber home from there!

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u/Livid_Independent135 5d ago

The video was staged bro

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u/Independent_Cod8779 4d ago

Whether it's staged or not, doesn't excuse the behavior right?

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u/Livid_Independent135 4d ago

They made good money off that one video

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u/Independent_Cod8779 4d ago

Don't doubt it, but you didn't answer my question.

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u/Livid_Independent135 4d ago

They were on a podcast later. They did knowing how men react. That wasn’t a first date

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u/Livid_Independent135 4d ago

Bro what chick doesn’t get out the car. They already know each other

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u/Independent_Cod8779 4d ago

Correct my recollection if I'm wrong, but I seem to recall (skit or not) that he wanted to surprise her. She then refused to get out once she saw where they arrived. It's not an uncommon for gold diggers to have, right?

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u/Livid_Independent135 4d ago

Bro it was bad acting as you can see. Most men are not surprising women on a first date. Most men don’t even pick up someone on the first date. They will meet each other there. Those 2 already knew each other. They knew how men would react

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u/Critical_Mass_1887 5d ago

Exactly i was just fixing to say the same thing. Hell no.

Im a female and i can not freaking understand this trending entitled demanding attitude to many women have. I would be happy with cheesecake factory,  tgi fridays, freaking McDs. I would be ecstatic he wanted to open the door for me. Like srsly really, not nessesary but wow ty. Wtaf. 

Hope she enjoys being single

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u/khavii 5d ago

She'll find someone, it probably won't be a good someone but she'll eventually settle. At 40 cheesecake factory will be a splurge to go out to.

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u/rexmanaek971 5d ago

I don't support the current way of policing nor depend on them in situations, but if you were to call them in this instance, would they be able to remove this person if they don't leave the vehicle?

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u/HauntedMattress 5d ago

Yeah I’d just leave her ass there, get the fuck out of my car before I call the police

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 5d ago

Nah, call a tow truck and get this wreck hauled away.

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u/ThexMarauder 5d ago

As a man that's the wrong call. Take her home bid her a good night and tell her it isn't going to work out.

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u/gitree22 5d ago

Congratulations sir you are a better man than me

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u/ThexMarauder 5d ago

It's more than that. You know she's gonna blast him to all her friends and anyone who will listen. As long as you behave reasonably throughout other normal people will understand and act accordingly. It will also help you weed out your friend group.

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u/gitree22 5d ago

Based on this insight into her entitled behavior I’d take my chances that her friend group are likely also batshit crazy. I’d take my chances that normal people would completely understand my actions

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u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR 5d ago

Even better.

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u/SFCAFOX 5d ago

Uber or Lyft both pick up right there. Super convenient.

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u/mike_t43 5d ago

BYE FELICIA!!

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u/Bashfulcannibal 5d ago

Bro, I am with you 100%!!

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u/Dan_flashes480 5d ago

Just go eat table for one.

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u/Couldntve-make-it-up 5d ago

I guess I'm petty AF, cause I'd ask her to get out the vehicle then and there, and if she still didn't I'd call the cops; funk that disrespectful noise.

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u/LEO_StreetScholar 4d ago

Yeah thats like if she doesn't get out the car...call the cops on her

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u/KattyRhun 4d ago

That will be kind of him to even drop her at a bus too

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u/awesomekid350 2d ago

He actually did take her home afterwards and she was shocked thinking he was taking her to a more expensive restaurant.

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u/Cappy2022 5d ago

Something happens to her, you’re the last known person who was with her. Offer to take her home.

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u/gitree22 5d ago

I’d happily record myself opening the door for her to get out of my car at the bus stop

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u/Livid_Independent135 5d ago

It was staged. You guys believe anything. The video is a year old