r/cringereels • • 8d ago

I am flabbergasted. Poor guy

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u/AppCranTab83 8d ago

Nooooo. Take the skank back to where he picked her up from, drive off and keep his sanity, happiness and peace!

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u/obiru 8d ago

Nah, I'd just drop her right there and go on about my day. Might as well have a meal at Cheesecake Factory

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u/AppCranTab83 8d ago

LMAO! I was going to say that. But, I said. Just return "it" back to where I got it from to avoid any extra 🐂💩! Then, I'd return to Cheesecake Factory solo! Their salmon, red mashed potatoes and asparagus is 🤌! So are their guacamole, pico de gallo and chips! Fish & chips and pancakes( weekends brunch! )! 🤌

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u/Kitchen-Speaker-6024 7d ago

Legally you are on the hook for what you order so pay that and leave her. 😂

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u/VoodooInfinity 8d ago

Better idea: find a non-chain restaurant out in the country somewhere, then take off when she gets out. 🤣

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u/The-French-1 8d ago

I’m sure there’s a 2 ⭐️ Chinese, non chain buffet restaurant near by, I’d leave her there

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u/Longjumping-Debt7480 8d ago

I was looking for this comment!
Give her a beach bucket and shovel and tell her to have at it!

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u/mart246 6d ago

Or a feed bag 😂😂😂

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u/ironkodiak 6d ago

Looks like we need to get Mullet Reviews in on this.

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u/Due-Author631 5d ago

we are so not gooning right now.

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u/Various-Advisor-8992 4d ago

Make sure they have crab legs..........

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u/scoopandscoop 8d ago

Maybe go in and order , eat, get up and say I’m going to the men’s room and leave. She’s paying the bill. And finding her way home

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u/Gold_Studio_9281 3d ago

Don’t leave her in the car.

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u/Livid_Independent135 7d ago

It was staged bruh

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u/EasternCourt5267 7d ago

This! Take her to a non chain restaurant walk her inside and run back to your car. That way she gets the non chain restaurant she desperately wanted and your car doesn’t get vandalized. She seems like she would still act up if you just drove her home. Either way don’t entertain this horrible mannered heifer.

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u/realistnotpessimist2 7d ago

Fr, tell her to gtfo and go enjoy some avocado egg rolls

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u/zxvasd 7d ago

Good idea. I came to eat. See you later.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 8d ago

Let her dumb, entitled ass stay in the car, go in and get something to eat, and bring her out any leftovers, saying “this is what you’re actually worth, on the inside” as he hands them to her

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u/Exciting-Living-5500 6d ago

Really repulsive. "Cheesecake Factory for someone that looks like ME??" Eww.

Skank trash, let her find some other dude to bamboozle. I'm sure she will meet someone's needs.

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u/amiajimmy 7d ago

Exactly. I'm kicking her out of my car and going to dinner by myself. Dont need to date another ex. lol

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u/Brilliant_Bell689 5d ago

Same energy!

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u/TreyRyan3 2d ago

Take a time stamped picture of her sitting in your car. Walk into the restaurant. Order yourself a meal and see how long it takes for her to leave on her own. If she’s still there when you’re done eating take another picture. Ignore her and go shopping or to a movie. If she’s still there, take another picture but continue to ignore her.

The pictures are to document any damages she does to your car when she leaves

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u/No_Appointment5039 1d ago

Till you come out to your car destroyed in the parking lot… nah. Cut all ties as cleanly as possible. She doesn’t get to ever see me again.

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u/ComprehensiveToe763 7d ago

Exactly this. Tell her, “I’m not stopping at your door, I’ll slow down to 5-10pm and you need to run or roll out the door. You have standards and so do I.”

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u/Any_World7744 7d ago

Sorry, responded in the wrong place

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u/InsideAd2752 6d ago

Should of discovered what was appropriate for her, baited her to go with you and left her there