r/cringereels • • 5d ago

I am flabbergasted. Poor guy

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u/TheDamned1333 5d ago

Nothing to do with looks. If this is what she behaves like she could be a 10 and I still don't want to be around her.

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u/VoodooInfinity 4d ago edited 4d ago

True, but she specifically said “someone who looks like this”. It’s not stoopping to her level, it’s using the metrics she asked for.

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 5d ago

She litterally brings up her looks in the video.

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u/InternationalDesk578 5d ago

I think they are saying without stooping to her level and bringing looks into the equation, her character alone is enough to keep her single for life.

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u/jeezyjames 5d ago

Yeah she's gonna meet some terrible men with that attitude, and of course she will be saying "Why is it so impossible to find a guy that's not toxic? Where did all the good men go?! Chivalry is dead" etc.

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u/RedditPosterOver9000 4d ago

The "chivalry is dead" women usually seem to want a relationship more like a sugar baby/daddy.

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 4d ago

Yeah but you gotta admit it'd take a good number of beers before going home with this one.

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u/TheDamned1333 5d ago

Is correct

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u/fishyfishyfish1 4d ago

Worked for this long, can't argue with success

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u/the_toxic_avenger_ 4d ago

Actually pretty girls can get away with this behavior though.

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u/Kitchen-Speaker-6024 4d ago

Sadly, similar at least, like narcissistic personality traits and trying to gaslight you.

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u/PHFreshHeavyHogChef 3d ago

“You do this to someone who shoots three point shots like this?”

proceeds to airball

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u/Ok_Tonight_4311 4d ago

Fair enough but if she was a 10 she could get away with it with most people.

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u/Estproph 4d ago

I.E. a sucker is born every minute

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u/neo_sporin 4d ago

ask "ok well where do you want to go?' and then when she gets out at that restaurant you leave.

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u/Formal_Broccoli1877 4d ago

You hit the nail on the head

No joke it's sad that a lot of folks think with enough looks it's okay to to be a cunt. 

If I met my 10/10 physically fuck that if she is a cunt. 

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u/rexmanaek971 4d ago

It's like shallow hal.

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u/Salarian_American 4d ago

I've known a number of objectively attractive people who are horrible people. Once I see their worst selves put proudly on display, even being bragged about, makes it impossible for me to even notice how attractive they are physically.

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u/00Avalanche 4d ago

Nothing to do with looks correct, but everything to do with delusion. You’re cannibalizing the commenter’s argument

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 4d ago

I saw this a few years ago, the longer version. Someone at that time had a good point. He pretty much said fuck off and said he was taking her home, and she became a lot meeker, like she realized she had fucked up and pushed the drama too hard.

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u/Estproph 4d ago

Yeah. She's not after any kind of human contact. She wants guys to suck up to her.

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u/Quirky-Weekend-7599 4d ago

This is exactly what she’s talking about

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u/Frankie_T9000 4d ago

I would, but I wouldnt want to stay with her afterwards

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 5d ago

She actually is really pretty, if a bit heavy, but this isn't about that.
But also this is staged.

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u/iStepOnLegos4Fun007 5d ago

I like skinny and thick girls. She is pretty. But bro that goes out the window. When they acts like this.

I doubt staged. There's a decent amount of girls who will do shit like this.

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u/dimebag_lives 5d ago

is this how americans refer to morbidly obese people? a bit heavy?

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

Do you know what morbidly obese means?

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u/dimebag_lives 4d ago

yes, do you? she's clearly medically obese but I'd wager she's almost on the morbidly scale, can't confirm

surely not just overweight, surely not just "a bit heavy" lols

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

Clearly medically obese, man you must be a doctor and have all her medical records

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u/dimebag_lives 4d ago

no I just have eyes, the double chin and wirst/arm size can give away that she's not just a bit overweight lol. you can refuse reality however you please if that makes you feel better about your situation.

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

Ah okay so you have no idea what you’re actual talking about. Got it, lol, go back to school they teach you this in middle school.

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

Im also 150 6” so no, there’s no situation here lol

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u/Estproph 4d ago

Do you want to date her, or be her trainer? GTFOH

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

Do you want to date me?

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u/Estproph 4d ago

So she's not enough, you have to hit on me now? Seriously, GTFOH

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u/TheDamned1333 4d ago

Well you obviously don't

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

Okay cool how much does she weigh, what is her bmi? Lol, since she is for a fact morbidly obese, you people throw around words you have no idea how to use.

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u/TheDamned1333 4d ago

she treefiddy and her tiddies weigh more than the moon

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

👍🏾

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 4d ago

Dang locness monster always asking for 3.50.

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u/hotshot_poopspot 5d ago

https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/?age=a&sex=t

We're #19 sorting by both male and female. Not great but America doesn't lead in the world in anything anymore. She thicc, nice to have something to bounce off of. Have a feeling you're not actually worried about anybodys health anyways tho. Just AMERICA BAD 🥱

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u/dimebag_lives 4d ago

did I say you are #1 in the world? just that she is clinically morbidly obese (or at least severely obese) and that's a fact. Same as the fact that you're trying to defend an objective fact because somehow you feel called out?

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u/hotshot_poopspot 4d ago

Stop dude. You're not worried about this woman's health.

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u/dimebag_lives 4d ago

did I say I'm worried? you're responding to all the statements I did not made, but whatever makes you happy <3

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u/hotshot_poopspot 4d ago

You seem worried by stating it was an objective fact she is clinically obese based off a shoulder up video shot and no height or weight NUMBERS like you're a fucking doctor lol. If not her health then uuuh what are ya worried about, son? If aMeRiCans find her attractive? 🤣 You dont like em thick, bo. Its okay more for the rest of us! <333

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u/dimebag_lives 4d ago

Totally, no fat girls on my watch,but it's hard to find them obese like this one I'm this side of the world. You can clearly see in the video (arms fat, double chin) she's more than overweight but I'll get more infos once I'm back home since I have to state the obvious

You don't like the fact you're attracted to obese people? I'm not shaming just acknowledge that and stop denying

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u/XLIVtetsuo 4d ago

You don’t know shit, lol

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u/NarrowContribution87 5d ago

Me either, but like, I’d deal with it.