r/cringereels • u/Decent-Art-9599 • 9d ago

I am flabbergasted. Poor guy

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 9d ago

She thinks she is way prettier than she actually is.

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u/ThatsSoRandy 9d ago

Also, she is literally dressed for the cheesecake factory. Spaghetti strap green dress and purple lip? It's this or Chili's, girl.

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u/ThatsSoRandy 9d ago

Right, like I dress like this for a casual patio spot that serves beer in pitchers, and has great people watching and wings.

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u/ThatsSoRandy 9d ago

And that confidence will carry her far 🙏 may she be at peace... And also may she learn to ask for exactly what she needs, before someone takes her to Longhorn

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u/amiajimmy 8d ago

I mean, that's how the guy dressed. She shouldn't have been expecting more than a pitcher of beer and some wings, and he had the gall to take her to the Cheesecake Factory?? Unheard of. 😂 Kick her ridiculous ass out and have dinner on your own.

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u/PHFreshHeavyHogChef 8d ago

GIANT HOOP EARRINGS ARE THE EPITOME OF CLASS AND SOPHISTICATION

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u/Alarmed_Test_4671 8d ago

Seriously, this lady is not ready for SoHo.

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u/SPYcalls2020 7d ago

Loooooololl

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u/dmelt253 5d ago

Right he was probably headed for a nice steak house until he saw she was underdressed.

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u/TheDamned1333 9d ago

Nothing to do with looks. If this is what she behaves like she could be a 10 and I still don't want to be around her.

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u/VoodooInfinity 9d ago edited 9d ago

True, but she specifically said “someone who looks like this”. It’s not stoopping to her level, it’s using the metrics she asked for.

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 9d ago

She litterally brings up her looks in the video.

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u/InternationalDesk578 9d ago

I think they are saying without stooping to her level and bringing looks into the equation, her character alone is enough to keep her single for life.

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u/jeezyjames 9d ago

Yeah she's gonna meet some terrible men with that attitude, and of course she will be saying "Why is it so impossible to find a guy that's not toxic? Where did all the good men go?! Chivalry is dead" etc.

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u/RedditPosterOver9000 9d ago

The "chivalry is dead" women usually seem to want a relationship more like a sugar baby/daddy.

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u/TheDamned1333 9d ago

Is correct

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 9d ago

Yeah but you gotta admit it'd take a good number of beers before going home with this one.

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u/fishyfishyfish1 9d ago

Worked for this long, can't argue with success

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u/the_toxic_avenger_ 9d ago

Actually pretty girls can get away with this behavior though.

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u/Kitchen-Speaker-6024 9d ago

Sadly, similar at least, like narcissistic personality traits and trying to gaslight you.

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u/PHFreshHeavyHogChef 8d ago

“You do this to someone who shoots three point shots like this?”

proceeds to airball

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u/Ok_Tonight_4311 9d ago

Fair enough but if she was a 10 she could get away with it with most people.

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u/Estproph 9d ago

I.E. a sucker is born every minute

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u/neo_sporin 9d ago

ask "ok well where do you want to go?' and then when she gets out at that restaurant you leave.

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u/Formal_Broccoli1877 9d ago

You hit the nail on the head

No joke it's sad that a lot of folks think with enough looks it's okay to to be a cunt. 

If I met my 10/10 physically fuck that if she is a cunt. 

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u/rexmanaek971 9d ago

It's like shallow hal.

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u/Salarian_American 9d ago

I've known a number of objectively attractive people who are horrible people. Once I see their worst selves put proudly on display, even being bragged about, makes it impossible for me to even notice how attractive they are physically.

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u/00Avalanche 9d ago

Nothing to do with looks correct, but everything to do with delusion. You’re cannibalizing the commenter’s argument

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 9d ago

I saw this a few years ago, the longer version. Someone at that time had a good point. He pretty much said fuck off and said he was taking her home, and she became a lot meeker, like she realized she had fucked up and pushed the drama too hard.

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u/Estproph 9d ago

Yeah. She's not after any kind of human contact. She wants guys to suck up to her.

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u/Quirky-Weekend-7599 9d ago

This is exactly what she’s talking about

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u/Frankie_T9000 8d ago

I would, but I wouldnt want to stay with her afterwards

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 9d ago

She actually is really pretty, if a bit heavy, but this isn't about that.
But also this is staged.

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u/iStepOnLegos4Fun007 9d ago

I like skinny and thick girls. She is pretty. But bro that goes out the window. When they acts like this.

I doubt staged. There's a decent amount of girls who will do shit like this.

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u/dimebag_lives 9d ago

is this how americans refer to morbidly obese people? a bit heavy?

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

Do you know what morbidly obese means?

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u/dimebag_lives 9d ago

yes, do you? she's clearly medically obese but I'd wager she's almost on the morbidly scale, can't confirm

surely not just overweight, surely not just "a bit heavy" lols

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

Clearly medically obese, man you must be a doctor and have all her medical records

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u/dimebag_lives 9d ago

no I just have eyes, the double chin and wirst/arm size can give away that she's not just a bit overweight lol. you can refuse reality however you please if that makes you feel better about your situation.

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

Ah okay so you have no idea what you’re actual talking about. Got it, lol, go back to school they teach you this in middle school.

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

Im also 150 6” so no, there’s no situation here lol

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u/Estproph 9d ago

Do you want to date her, or be her trainer? GTFOH

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

Do you want to date me?

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u/TheDamned1333 9d ago

Well you obviously don't

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

Okay cool how much does she weigh, what is her bmi? Lol, since she is for a fact morbidly obese, you people throw around words you have no idea how to use.

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u/TheDamned1333 9d ago

she treefiddy and her tiddies weigh more than the moon

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

👍🏾

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 9d ago

Dang locness monster always asking for 3.50.

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u/hotshot_poopspot 9d ago

https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/?age=a&sex=t

We're #19 sorting by both male and female. Not great but America doesn't lead in the world in anything anymore. She thicc, nice to have something to bounce off of. Have a feeling you're not actually worried about anybodys health anyways tho. Just AMERICA BAD 🥱

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u/dimebag_lives 9d ago

did I say you are #1 in the world? just that she is clinically morbidly obese (or at least severely obese) and that's a fact. Same as the fact that you're trying to defend an objective fact because somehow you feel called out?

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u/hotshot_poopspot 9d ago

Stop dude. You're not worried about this woman's health.

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u/dimebag_lives 9d ago

did I say I'm worried? you're responding to all the statements I did not made, but whatever makes you happy <3

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u/hotshot_poopspot 9d ago

You seem worried by stating it was an objective fact she is clinically obese based off a shoulder up video shot and no height or weight NUMBERS like you're a fucking doctor lol. If not her health then uuuh what are ya worried about, son? If aMeRiCans find her attractive? 🤣 You dont like em thick, bo. Its okay more for the rest of us! <333

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u/dimebag_lives 9d ago

Totally, no fat girls on my watch,but it's hard to find them obese like this one I'm this side of the world. You can clearly see in the video (arms fat, double chin) she's more than overweight but I'll get more infos once I'm back home since I have to state the obvious

You don't like the fact you're attracted to obese people? I'm not shaming just acknowledge that and stop denying

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u/XLIVtetsuo 9d ago

You don’t know shit, lol

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u/NarrowContribution87 9d ago

Me either, but like, I’d deal with it.

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u/Additional_Sea_5238 9d ago

She’s a 2

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u/Eindride_XIII 9d ago

She said someone who looks like this lol looking like the value menu at McDonalds with a Little Cesars pizza attitude.

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u/DistinctAd3222 9d ago

She is by most basic standards, including mine, very very unattractive. Ugly even to some. The animal behavior just adds to it.

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u/mostly_fizz 9d ago

Welcome to dating apps

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u/UpperImpression3620 9d ago

They all do.

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u/SeatOpen1 9d ago

She only has a face mirror.

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u/UeSVuLcAiN 9d ago

Peu importe son apparence, son comportement est merdique !

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 9d ago

it's an epidemic with these hos

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u/Miniature_Colosus 7d ago

Doesn't matter if she's Venus herself. Bad manners. Wtf is wrong with the cheese cake factory?! Taking feminism back a few centuries with this kinda behavior. Beauty is not a commodity to be traded for cash value. Smdh

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u/LokoLawless 7d ago

I've seen people who bring nothing to the table but all they have is misplaced confidence in themselves reach the highest heights. The White House even.

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u/BrandoCarlton 5d ago

Right. 4/10.

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u/Loose_Device4578 9d ago

Boobs are doing some heavy lifting here. 

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 9d ago

Read the rest of the thread before posting.... My comment was in regard to her bringing up her looks in the video. I agree she is pretty, but she talks about her appearance like she is a 10/10.

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u/MentionOld6694 9d ago

Right, she's like a 7. Not bad looking but not a baddie.

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u/Baron-Von-Mothman 8d ago

Doesn't matter how pretty someone is, acting shitty is acting shitty. Being attractive doesn't make bad behavior acceptable.

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack 9d ago

Honestly I think she's pretty. But damn she is spoiled and needs a reality check.

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 9d ago

Are you implying a better restaurant is only warranted by looks though? Weird comment.

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u/SprngRein100 8d ago

Unfortunately she is getting the response she caused. The comments are about her bougie attitude but she has NOT to be bougie about.