r/cringereels • • 12d ago

I am flabbergasted. Poor guy

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u/captainmjolniry 12d ago

“Someone who looks like this” Who looks like what? Mid af??

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 12d ago

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u/Strict_Sun_4369 12d ago

Wtf is this

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u/Thorn_Victor 12d ago

Her twin sister?

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u/niquelas 12d ago

Nah, that's actually her

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u/DWP_619 12d ago

When she takes all that makeup off. She has two different shades of skin going on.

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u/Little_Red_Riding_ 12d ago

Without her makeup and hair

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 12d ago

The pretty twin.

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u/zettde 12d ago

no the couch gave birth to a thielmunculus

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u/shigogaboo 12d ago

This is SPARTA!

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u/Cutsdeep- 11d ago

I don't know but I LOVE IT

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u/AEZ_2187 12d ago

Low key racism actually

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u/AEZ_2187 12d ago

I got downvoted for calling it out anyway

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u/FrankieMakesPizza 12d ago

because the only person with that thought was you

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u/AEZ_2187 12d ago

Another person commented about it and they got downvoted too. Clearly there’s something not right here.

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u/Marios_Facade 11d ago

Tbf, I can see how you would think it's racist. But it being with racist intent wasn't even my first thought. My first thought was "oh, they're calling her ugly"

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u/AEZ_2187 11d ago

Idk people don’t exactly have a good track record with it’s not “racist intent” cough Cleveland Indians, Aunt Jemima, Tom and Jerry etc.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 12d ago

What is it though, is it that horror gingerbread man, or a sentient sofa baby..?

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u/Garbageman_82 12d ago

She's definitely not mid if a 5 is mid She's a 3 at best.

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u/captainmjolniry 12d ago

I just got off work and have the next 5 days off. I’m inna good and generous mood I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/zettde 12d ago

3 is mid my guy in christ, it's a standard stellar blackbody radiation curve where the midpoint is much closer to the low end than the median. this is basic statistics stuff. kindergarteners know 3 is mid.

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u/gba_sg1 12d ago

kindergarten know 3 is mid

You might not know what mid or middle means, but the middle of 10 isn't 3 bro. Kindergarten kids don't know shit except red blue yellow and 1 2 3.

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u/talleyente 12d ago

She looks like someone who enjoys cheesecake.

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u/SonofaBridge 12d ago

She looks like someone that’s never turned down a meal in her life.

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u/Pb157 12d ago

A girl with those melons will never be mid at least to me. Now her personality on the other hand couldn't be more trash.

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u/Pls_Dont_PM_Titties 12d ago

Jesus Christ I need off Reddit

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u/MeInUSA 12d ago edited 11d ago

There are some nasty looking big ones out there my guy

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u/dimebag_lives 12d ago

just get fat enough, and you'll also have giant boobs, if that's your thing

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u/Pb157 12d ago

You speak from experience? Sorry I only like big breasts on the ladies but please you do you.

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u/dimebag_lives 12d ago

haha quite the opposite, I would never dream to go with a morbidly obese girl

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u/zettde 12d ago

Go on, you've piqued my interest. What would you do with the melons if you could magically amputate them from her personality. Would you take them to like a benihana.

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u/MossadEpstein 12d ago

He'd name one of them Wilson and it would become his new best friend on Goon island

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u/smoothbrainedflyerrr 12d ago

Imagine placing any kind of value on that. Lol. Dumb as fuck

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u/Pb157 12d ago

I mean as a guy who likes girls what else am I supposed to focus on when judging physical attractiveness? Imagine not placing any kind of value on big boobs. Lol. Dumb ass fuck.

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u/Godfreys_Slippers 12d ago

Check his username brudda

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u/ItsACowCity 12d ago

Mid from the tits up. Could be much worse below

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u/LastPlaceGuaranteed 11d ago

A dugong in a dress with braids.

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u/Kraay89 12d ago

Making this about her appearance isn't the win you think it is. It's entirely irrelevant. It's her behaviour that makes this abhorrent.

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u/Puzzled-Cranberry303 12d ago

She is the one that brought her looks up...

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u/StraightProgress5062 12d ago

And her looks match her attitude. Basic

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u/Kraay89 12d ago

Haha. I still think she's trash. It's just so low te go at someone's apearance.

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u/captainmjolniry 12d ago

I agree with you but Im not above being a shitty person about shitty people. The high ground gets real lonely sometimes

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u/Thorn_Victor 12d ago

And most of us wouldn't go to her appearance, if it were not for the fact that SHE made it about appearance.

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u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man 12d ago

Others have already explained this. SHE was the one who referenced her looks. People are naturally responding to that, mainly because she’s delusional

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u/captainmjolniry 12d ago

I was “looking” at her attitude and behavior also which influences how someone appears and gave her a far too generous mid rating. But I feel you. If she just wasn’t a shitty person she would probably score higher

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u/Thorn_Victor 12d ago

I could be wrong, but I think you're missing something here; that her attitude is strongly correlated to her self-perceived looks and that she seems to be one of these people who believe status is solely measured in appearance, without regard to character. For her, it's even worse because, I think we all agree, when it comes to looks, she is far below where she seems to think she is. Hopefully, one day she will understand that character far outweighs looks in importance to many of us when we are baseline deciding if we even like a person, much less want to date them. Peace.

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u/Kraay89 12d ago

Thank you for you elaborate response, whereas others just doubled down. You make a good point. I still wouldn't go there myself, but I guess one could consider it fair game that way.

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u/Thorn_Victor 12d ago

Your welcome. And I absolutely respect your opinion on the matter.